i'll touch yours if you touch mine

scamtrOn

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howdy, all!

i'm be tri interdoos you for other. dere is fun forum here and my tink is you must like for it. pleez look for fun here: <A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com//modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewforum&f=4" target="_new">cilick here</A>

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mozzartusm

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Your my hero :lol:

BTW, I talked to your Mom, but dont worry I told her what an outstanding person you are :tongue:

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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scamtrOn

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i love you too, mozzart :smile:
some great music, you compose!!

dood, my mom is a whore, be careful! she might try to kiss you and if you have any cuts, you get AIDS!!! if she gets real horney she'll scratch you and you'll get AIDS! make sure she wears condoms on her fingers and tongue if you want to go around her.

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dhlucke

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I know. That's why you should stop it.

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scamtrOn

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i just remembered something funny so i thought i'd share.

sometime ago, i was helping a friend write a paper for her philosophy class. the paper was about her family and there was this part where i meant to type "...and we've all seen his doing" as to say what a great man her father is. well, my fingers didn't hit the right keys and i typed "... and we've all seen his <b>dong</b>. i never knew microsoft word wouldn't detect that :eek:

she took the paper in and the teacher was very impressed with the apparent size of her dads penis!


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mozzartusm

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Thats what I thought. Have you seen my monkey? My monkey has been really bad! You know what that means :eek:

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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mozzartusm

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You know what they say about men that have big feet dont you?

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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mozzartusm

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Close enough, YOU WIN THE PRIZE! Please bend over touch your toes and hang on! [Preps Newbie for Master Wingding]

:eek: If I would have shot you when I had the chance, I would be out by now :eek:
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