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I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.

I didn't cheat. I'm just really good.

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Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
<magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.

>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.

Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?

>
>I didn't cheat. I'm just really good.
 
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 22:02:59 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs
the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


> Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
>
> >I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
> >about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
> >good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
> >because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
> >touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>
> Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?

No, I don't...but I have a feeling it's not that clean. I was hoping
someone would post some tips about how to keep one's anus clean.

>
> >
> >I didn't cheat. I'm just really good.
>
>
>

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Wavy G wrote:
> Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
>
>
>>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>
>
> Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?

Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.

Mark Shea
 
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


> Wavy G wrote:
> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
> >
> >
> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
> >
> >
> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
>
> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.

Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.

>
> Mark Shea
>

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Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
<magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.

>On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
>the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>whenever it's told -
>
>
>> Wavy G wrote:
>> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
>> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
>> >
>> >
>> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>> >
>> >
>> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
>>
>> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
>
>Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.

Yeah, where do you get off thinking that?

>
>>
>> Mark Shea
>>
 
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On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:37:24 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
<magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
>the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>whenever it's told -
>
>
>> Wavy G wrote:
>> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
>> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
>> >
>> >
>> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>> >
>> >
>> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
>>
>> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
>
>Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.

Your mouth has bacteria and cavity-causing plaque. When was the last
time your dentist drilled in your ass?
 
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:55:45 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


> On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:37:24 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
> >the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> >whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >> Wavy G wrote:
> >> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
> >> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
> >> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
> >> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
> >> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
> >> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
> >>
> >> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
> >
> >Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.
>
> Your mouth has bacteria and cavity-causing plaque. When was the last
> time your dentist drilled in your ass?

When was the last time your proctologist scoped your mouth?

>
>
>

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Liqscrotus <liq@scr0tus.zz> wrote:

>On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:37:24 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
><magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
>>the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>>whenever it's told -
>>
>>
>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
>>> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>>> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>>> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>>> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>>> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
>>>
>>> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
>>
>>Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.
>
>Your mouth has bacteria and cavity-causing plaque. When was the last
>time your dentist drilled in your ass?

The last time he couldn't pay his bill.
 
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 01:18:26 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
<magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:55:45 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
>rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
>this whenever it's told -
>
>
>> On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:37:24 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
>> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
>> >the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>> >whenever it's told -
>> >
>> >
>> >> Wavy G wrote:
>> >> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
>> >> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>> >> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>> >> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>> >> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>> >> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
>> >>
>> >> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
>> >
>> >Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.
>>
>> Your mouth has bacteria and cavity-causing plaque. When was the last
>> time your dentist drilled in your ass?
>
>When was the last time your proctologist scoped your mouth?

I never made a claim comparing my anus to my mouth, so your question
is a non sequitor.
 
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:12:31 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 01:18:26 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:55:45 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
> >rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
> >this whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >> On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:37:24 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
> >> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
> >> >the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> >> >whenever it's told -
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> Wavy G wrote:
> >> >> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
> >> >> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
> >> >> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
> >> >> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
> >> >> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
> >> >> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
> >> >>
> >> >> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
> >> >
> >> >Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.
> >>
> >> Your mouth has bacteria and cavity-causing plaque. When was the last
> >> time your dentist drilled in your ass?
> >
> >When was the last time your proctologist scoped your mouth?
>
> I never made a claim comparing my anus to my mouth, so your question
> is a non sequitor.

So what's your point?


>
>

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The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
> the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> whenever it's told -
>
>
>
>>Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>>Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
>>><magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>>>>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>>>>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>>>>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>>>>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>>>
>>>
>>>Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
>>
>>Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
>
>
> Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.

No, no, really. Your mouth has more bacteria by some way.

Mark Shea
 
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 15:07:53 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


> The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
> > On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
> > the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> > whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >
> >>Wavy G wrote:
> >>
> >>>Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
> >>><magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
> >>>>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
> >>>>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
> >>>>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
> >>>>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
> >>
> >>Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
> >
> >
> > Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.
>
> No, no, really. Your mouth has more bacteria by some way.

You really expect me to believe that?

>
> Mark Shea
>

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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:40:44 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
<magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:12:31 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
>rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
>this whenever it's told -
>
>
>> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 01:18:26 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
>> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:55:45 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
>> >rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
>> >this whenever it's told -
>> >
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:37:24 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
>> >> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
>> >> >the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>> >> >whenever it's told -
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >> Wavy G wrote:
>> >> >> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
>> >> >> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>> >> >> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>> >> >> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>> >> >> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>> >> >> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
>> >> >
>> >> >Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.
>> >>
>> >> Your mouth has bacteria and cavity-causing plaque. When was the last
>> >> time your dentist drilled in your ass?
>> >
>> >When was the last time your proctologist scoped your mouth?
>>
>> I never made a claim comparing my anus to my mouth, so your question
>> is a non sequitor.
>
>So what's your point?

I just told you: your point was lame (or "wrong") because I had made
no similar such claim about my anus. Your orignal post I replied to
made a claim about your mouth being cleaner than your anus; I merely
pointed out that your mouth, in fact and not limited to said fact, is
itself a cesspool of cavity-causing germs, thereby invalidating your
proud claims and boasts of your anus.

I taught you a lesson or two.
 
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:20:29 -0800, Dirk van der Heide
<dirk@vanderhei.de> wrote:

>Liqscrotus <liq@scr0tus.zz> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:37:24 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
>><magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
>>>the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>>>whenever it's told -
>>>
>>>
>>>> Wavy G wrote:
>>>> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
>>>> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>>>> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>>>> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>>>> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>>>> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
>>>>
>>>> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
>>>
>>>Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.
>>
>>Your mouth has bacteria and cavity-causing plaque. When was the last
>>time your dentist drilled in your ass?
>
>The last time he couldn't pay his bill.


LOL..."open WAY big....WAY big..."
 
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 16:05:25 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:40:44 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:12:31 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
> >rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
> >this whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 01:18:26 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
> >> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:55:45 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
> >> >rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
> >> >this whenever it's told -
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:37:24 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
> >> >> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
> >> >> >the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> >> >> >whenever it's told -
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Wavy G wrote:
> >> >> >> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
> >> >> >> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
> >> >> >> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
> >> >> >> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
> >> >> >> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
> >> >> >> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.
> >> >>
> >> >> Your mouth has bacteria and cavity-causing plaque. When was the last
> >> >> time your dentist drilled in your ass?
> >> >
> >> >When was the last time your proctologist scoped your mouth?
> >>
> >> I never made a claim comparing my anus to my mouth, so your question
> >> is a non sequitor.
> >
> >So what's your point?
>
> I just told you: your point was lame (or "wrong") because I had made
> no similar such claim about my anus. Your orignal post I replied to
> made a claim about your mouth being cleaner than your anus; I merely
> pointed out that your mouth, in fact and not limited to said fact, is
> itself a cesspool of cavity-causing germs, thereby invalidating your
> proud claims and boasts of your anus.
>
> I taught you a lesson or two.

Lesson, you say?

>

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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:09:36 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
<magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 16:05:25 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
>rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
>this whenever it's told -
>
>
>> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:40:44 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
>> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:12:31 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
>> >rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
>> >this whenever it's told -
>> >
>> >
>> >> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 01:18:26 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
>> >> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:55:45 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
>> >> >rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
>> >> >this whenever it's told -
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:37:24 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
>> >> >> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
>> >> >> >the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>> >> >> >whenever it's told -
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Wavy G wrote:
>> >> >> >> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
>> >> >> >> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>> >> >> >> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>> >> >> >> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>> >> >> >> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>> >> >> >> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Your mouth has bacteria and cavity-causing plaque. When was the last
>> >> >> time your dentist drilled in your ass?
>> >> >
>> >> >When was the last time your proctologist scoped your mouth?
>> >>
>> >> I never made a claim comparing my anus to my mouth, so your question
>> >> is a non sequitor.
>> >
>> >So what's your point?
>>
>> I just told you: your point was lame (or "wrong") because I had made
>> no similar such claim about my anus. Your orignal post I replied to
>> made a claim about your mouth being cleaner than your anus; I merely
>> pointed out that your mouth, in fact and not limited to said fact, is
>> itself a cesspool of cavity-causing germs, thereby invalidating your
>> proud claims and boasts of your anus.
>>
>> I taught you a lesson or two.
>
>Lesson, you say?

Yes, you hace been "schooled."
 
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On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:28:40 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 17:09:36 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 16:05:25 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
> >rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
> >this whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:40:44 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
> >> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 11:12:31 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
> >> >rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
> >> >this whenever it's told -
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >> On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 01:18:26 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
> >> >> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:55:45 -0500, in alt.tv.real-world, Liqscrotus
> >> >> >rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
> >> >> >this whenever it's told -
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 23:37:24 -0500, The Magnificent Bastard
> >> >> >> <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:28:26 +0800, in alt.tv.real-world, Mark Shea rubs
> >> >> >> >the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> >> >> >> >whenever it's told -
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> Wavy G wrote:
> >> >> >> >> > Don't blame me. I voted for The Magnificent Bastard
> >> >> >> >> > <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com>.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >>I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
> >> >> >> >> >>about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
> >> >> >> >> >>good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
> >> >> >> >> >>because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
> >> >> >> >> >>touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Great, but do you know how clean your anus is?
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Cleaner than your mouth, curiously.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Dude.....my mouth is *way* cleaner than my anus.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Your mouth has bacteria and cavity-causing plaque. When was the last
> >> >> >> time your dentist drilled in your ass?
> >> >> >
> >> >> >When was the last time your proctologist scoped your mouth?
> >> >>
> >> >> I never made a claim comparing my anus to my mouth, so your question
> >> >> is a non sequitor.
> >> >
> >> >So what's your point?
> >>
> >> I just told you: your point was lame (or "wrong") because I had made
> >> no similar such claim about my anus. Your orignal post I replied to
> >> made a claim about your mouth being cleaner than your anus; I merely
> >> pointed out that your mouth, in fact and not limited to said fact, is
> >> itself a cesspool of cavity-causing germs, thereby invalidating your
> >> proud claims and boasts of your anus.
> >>
> >> I taught you a lesson or two.
> >
> >Lesson, you say?
>
> Yes, you hace been "schooled."

Considering that I know that one's mouth does indeed have more germs than one's anus and considering that my reply was a
play on your double-entendre, you have been "fooled". Again.


>
>
>
>

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In article <MPG.1c3e8aead2b9fd298a119@news.alt.net>,
The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

> I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
> about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
> good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
> because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
> touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>
> I didn't cheat. I'm just really good.

Gamertag?
 
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"poldy" <poldy@kfu.com> wrote in message
news😛oldy-DFFDCE.10442901012005@netnews.comcast.net...
> In article <MPG.1c3e8aead2b9fd298a119@news.alt.net>,
> The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>> about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>> good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>> because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>> touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>>
>> I didn't cheat. I'm just really good.
>
> Gamertag?


Ooooh, poldy wants a piece. I smell showdown. Post the results and any
quotes of trash talk.
 
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:44:29 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, poldy rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


> In article <MPG.1c3e8aead2b9fd298a119@news.alt.net>,
> The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
> > about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
> > good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
> > because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
> > touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
> >
> > I didn't cheat. I'm just really good.
>
> Gamertag?

I'm not releasing my Gamertag on usenet. I've got enough stalkers as it
is.


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"The Magnificent Bastard" <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1c40e193e85932cc98a132@news.alt.net...
> On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:44:29 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, poldy rubs the
> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> whenever it's told -
>
>
>> In article <MPG.1c3e8aead2b9fd298a119@news.alt.net>,
>> The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
>> > about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
>> > good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>> > because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
>> > touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>> >
>> > I didn't cheat. I'm just really good.
>>
>> Gamertag?
>
> I'm not releasing my Gamertag on usenet. I've got enough stalkers as it
> is.
>

Honestly, we on the usenet could care less. Email him. It sounds like you
are making excuses.
>
> --
> Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
>
> http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
 
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"Robert P Holley" <holleyrp@delanet.com> wrote in message
news:1104622436.392380.252910@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>
> The Magnificent Bastard wrote:
>> On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:44:29 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, poldy rubs
> the
>> lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
>> whenever it's told -
>>
>>
>> > In article <MPG.1c3e8aead2b9fd298a119@news.alt.net>,
>> > The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >
>> > > I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've
> played
>> > > about 15 different people and none of them are even close to
> being as
>> > > good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
>
>> > > because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I
> scored a
>> > > touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
>> > >
>> > > I didn't cheat. I'm just really good.
>> >
>> > Gamertag?
>>
>> I'm not releasing my Gamertag on usenet. I've got enough stalkers as
> it
>> is.
>
> This fits you to a tee.
> http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005YXV2/104-6556833-3337548
>

ROTFLMFAO
 
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On Sat, 1 Jan 2005 15:48:06 -0700, in alt.tv.real-world, Mattinglyfan
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


>
> "The Magnificent Bastard" <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1c40e193e85932cc98a132@news.alt.net...
> > On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:44:29 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, poldy rubs the
> > lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
> > whenever it's told -
> >
> >
> >> In article <MPG.1c3e8aead2b9fd298a119@news.alt.net>,
> >> The Magnificent Bastard <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> > I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever lose a game or not. I've played
> >> > about 15 different people and none of them are even close to being as
> >> > good as me. In the last game I played, the guy claimed I cheated
> >> > because he used a gamebreaker while he was on defense but I scored a
> >> > touchdown anyway.........I won the game 36-12.
> >> >
> >> > I didn't cheat. I'm just really good.
> >>
> >> Gamertag?
> >
> > I'm not releasing my Gamertag on usenet. I've got enough stalkers as it
> > is.
> >
>
> Honestly, we on the usenet could care less. Email him. It sounds like you
> are making excuses.

I think you mean you *couldn't* care less. But in any regard, if you
don't care, then why are you bothering to respond?

> >
> > --
> > Magnificent Bastard Productions 2004 ©
> >
> > http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
>
>
>

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