stevejnb :
This is an extension of my most recent post directed at House. For some reason, Tom's isn't letting me update...
So, my conclusion... The terms of your "faith in mankind" being linked to people's use of Apple products to avoid hassle are likely hypocritical tripe. Simply put, the person who tunes up your car, does your plumbing, builds your furniture, or cooks the fancy meal for you and your girlfriend on your anniversary is laughing their head off at that stupid automaton who hasn't taken the time to learn to do it themselves. Their faith in humanity is probably quite limited too, since people like you don't take the time to learn to do (insert task of your choice her) and instead get someone else to do it for you. Or maybe, just maybe, you just don't want to spend all your time in that area because you have other things that you'd rather spend your time doing/learning... Right? Remember that next time you want to blast an Apple user because they say it "just works" and they "don't want to worry about getting malware from the app store" or some such.
Since I appreciate the length of your reply and the effort put in it, I will answer in a last attempt to make my point. The "mechanic" analogy approaches it closely but does not define it. I will use one word : curiosity. This is something that enriches us and propelled human evolution. Granted, I am not a mechanic ( and honestly I could not care less if one laughed at me for not being able to fix my own car, that only proves that he's not really respecting his own job, since his ability to do that for me and others feeds his family), but I try to improve myself by understanding things that I didn't know before, and yes, that activity sometimes involves messing around (or pissing around, as you put it) things that I didn't know before. I know perfectly that I will become a mechanic by doing that, but at the end of the day I learned something more just by being curious and messing with it.
A better example: we owe a LOT of our progress to something called reverse-engineering, which entailed a bunch of different (and often separate people) taking something apart, and then trying to figure out a way to make it better. This was/is also fueled by curiosity, and because there are still a bunch of people that have that trait, I have faith in mankind. I would not want to live in a monotonous world, would you?
Why Apple as the bad apple? Because, despite the fact that they're a tech company, they are the antithesis of what that should represent (freedom of knowledge and most importantly freedom of choice). You like iOS? Fine. License it out to others so they can make better devices that run it. Stop telling your customers how/what they should run on their phones and what they shouldn't. License out OSX instead of threatening to sue into oblivion any potential PC manufacturer that would try to install it on their hardware (this actually happened a few years ago). You believe your stuff is the best there is? License it out there and help make a good thing even better by letting other people work on improving it.
Last but not least, since you accuse me of implying that iOS users have no imagination and are enrolled in some "drone" army, I could easily say that your comparison implies that Android users are constantly struggling to modify/tweak/recompile their devices in order to make them functional. My faith in mankind may be good, but even I would not really believe that about 80% of smartphone users are THAT motivated by their curiosity and will of bettering themselves in Android OS. I mean, come on, really, if there were that many people capable of tweaking their phones to that extent, the whole world would be a much better place. I can bet the vast majority are just happy to press icons, widgets, set up home screens (if that much) and then use the device the way it was manufactured. I know quite a few people that have no idea how to unlock the developer options under settings, yet they are happy with their phones. And don't tell me that you have never encountered any iOS users that are (not so) secretly wishing their phones had this or that feature they're missing....
I believe each and every OS has it's advantages and it's disadvantages, and at the moment Android OS is the most convenient compromise for me (the other two would mean more compromises and less features), and the fact there is a plethora of handsets to choose from is only one advantage (albeit a great one).
Respect.
PS. Try using the "quick edit" button instead of the "update this". It worked for me, I wished Tom's would introduce this feature (and others) in their Tom's Guide Forum. That place is a ghost town as far as webmaster's involvement.