It happened. Everyone ok?

[riser]

I've taken down 8 zombies and 2 skeletons already. Everyone else holding up?

Seems like they're going after candy over brains and living flesh though. Smaller than I expected.. Walking Dead was wrong. They don't really stink either. And you don't have to hit them in the head to make them dead again. Only a few hours into it and it's getting kind of easy.

Watched Zombieland last night.. they said it took 2 months for everything to go to hell. Today is day 1, 59 days to go.

 

[musical marv]

I've taken down 8 zombies and 2 skeletons already. Everyone else holding up?

Seems like they're going after candy over brains and living flesh though. Smaller than I expected.. Walking Dead was wrong. They don't really stink either. And you don't have to hit them in the head to make them dead again. Only a few hours into it and it's getting kind of easy.

Watched Zombieland last night.. they said it took 2 months for everything to go to hell. Today is day 1, 59 days to go.

Complete nonsense.

 

[riser]

I don't marv, I see a lot of scary looking small minions running around with human slaves following them, sometimes even carrying them.

 

[Reynod]

I ate too much chocolate last night ...

 

[Justin Pinotti]

thanks for the lol

 

[riser]

And now the razor in the apple makes sense as an adult.. hmm.

 

[No2rdame]

I'm noticing a distinct lack of manners in the trick or treaters. You open the door, half look older than 12, they don't say trick or treat even when prompted, and they don't say thank you after getting something for nothing.

Hence why you eat some of the candy while you're handing it out to the trick or treaters. The cute and polite ones get candy. The 15 year old that shows up with a five o'clock shadow and a half-assed costume gets an empty candy wrapper.

For the ones that don't say thank you, position yourself so your foot "accidentally" trips them as they leave.

 

[riser]

I always had 2 bowls. One with candy, one with rocks.. heavy rocks.

 

[riser]

To put in their bag and make them lug it around.. not to throw at them.

 

[No2rdame]

The rocks might work if it's dark enough but I noticed tonight the rudest of the little turkeys would stare into the bag to see what I gave them. Made me wish I handed out the crappy candy to them rather than the good stuff.