News KFC 'Delays' Chicken Bucket Console to Match Cyberpunk 2077

[Admin]

KFC's marketing vehicle, a chicken-based next gen console, has been delayed with a message like the one that came with the delay for Cyberpunk 2077

KFC 'Delays' Chicken Bucket Console to Match Cyberpunk 2077 : Read more

 

[JarredWaltonGPU]

I'm waiting to find out what "4K and 120 fps" means for the KFConsole. Maybe 4K is properly pronounced fork (fourk)? FPS could be so many things. Friends, People, and Siblings. Fries Per Session. Fabulous Pieces of Sumptuousness. Still waiting to see how this all concludes (if it ever does).

 

[Giroro]

I hope Tom's got paid to repost this ad.

 

[cryoburner]

They got paid in chicken.

 

[adamboy64]

.. FPS could be so many things. Friends, People, and Siblings. Fries Per Session. Fabulous Pieces of Sumptuousness. Still waiting to see how this all concludes (if it ever does).

'Fries Per Session' got me.
Love it

 

[nofanneeded]

I wish that I had the chance to taste the original KFC before it was sold ...

It tastes fantastic today , but I read that few years after Col.Sanders sold it , he went in and tried it and said that it tastes "Horrible" and regretted that he sold it .

we today love this "horrible taste" lol

Sanders would visit KFCs across the country saying :

The gravy was horrible and that the extra crispy recipe was nothing more than “a damn fried doughball stuck on some chicken.”

“There’s no way anyone can get me to swallow those potatoes,” he said after tasting some.

“And this cole slaw. This cole slaw! They just won’t listen to me. It should he chopped, not shredded, and it should be made with Miracle Whip. Anything else turns gray. And there should be nothing in it but cabbage. No carrots!”

Also

My God, that gravy is horrible. They buy tap water for 15 to 20 cents a thousand gallons and then mix it with flour and starch and end up with pure wallpaper paste. And I know wallpaper paste, by God, because I’ve seen my mother make it.

To the “wallpaper paste” they add some sludge and sell it for 65 or 75 cents a pint. There’s no nutrition in it and the ought not to be allowed to sell it.

 

[AnimeMania]

120 FPS = FINGER-LICKS PER SECOND

 

[BaRoMeTrIc]

Can it make the biscuits like they used to? instead of the biscuit flavored pucks they are peddling today.

 

[cryoburner]

Can it make the biscuits like they used to? instead of the biscuit flavored pucks they are peddling today.

You're supposed to open up the biscuits, and fill them with the cole slaw, mashed potatoes and gravy to make a soggy sandwich.

 

[Nero1024]

I almost felt like its april fools day

 

[mictian1980]

I hope Tom's got paid to repost this ad.

I accept payments in buckets of chicken. Most simple PC repairs I'll do for 2-3 buckets of KFC fried chicken.