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Despite roundly having the piss taken about my suggestion of the merits
of applying the "persistent spell" feat to summoning. (i.e. add 4
levels to a spell to make it last 24 hours). Here it is - the Prestige
Class "Badgermancer"

Pre Requisites

Ability to cast summon spells
Like badgers
Own black and white furry robe

Benefits

Can cast Summon Monster I as a free action when summoning badgers
Summoned badgers can carry out more complex tasks like:

Building harpsichords (within time limitations)
Close harmony singing ("sing badgers, sing")
Finding mushrooms in the forest (while avoiding snakes)
Operate siege engines ("Badgers! fire the trebuchet... no not over
there, at the castle")
 
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Murf wrote:
> Despite roundly having the piss taken about my suggestion of the
merits
> of applying the "persistent spell" feat to summoning. (i.e. add 4
> levels to a spell to make it last 24 hours). Here it is - the
Prestige
> Class "Badgermancer"
>
> Pre Requisites
>
> Ability to cast summon spells
> Like badgers
> Own black and white furry robe
>
> Benefits
>
> Can cast Summon Monster I as a free action when summoning badgers
> Summoned badgers can carry out more complex tasks like:
>
> Building harpsichords (within time limitations)
> Close harmony singing ("sing badgers, sing")

Banana Phone!
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> Finding mushrooms in the forest (while avoiding snakes)
> Operate siege engines ("Badgers! fire the trebuchet... no not over
> there, at the castle")

Ah, we dont need your badgerrrrrrrrrrrrr. You see, we already got one.
Its a very nice. No go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
 
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Lorenz Lang wrote:
> On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:17:25 -0800, Murf wrote:
>
> > Despite roundly having the piss taken about my suggestion of the
merits
> > of applying the "persistent spell" feat to summoning. (i.e. add 4
> > levels to a spell to make it last 24 hours). Here it is - the
Prestige
> > Class "Badgermancer"
>
>
> Bad germancers? Incompetent impersonators of Goethe or Schiller?

That was truly awful, dude.
 
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"Murf" <rob_murfin@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1109240245.803038.155620@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Despite roundly having the piss taken about my suggestion of the merits
> of applying the "persistent spell" feat to summoning. (i.e. add 4
> levels to a spell to make it last 24 hours). Here it is - the Prestige
> Class "Badgermancer"
>

Badgermancers?

BADGERMANCERS?!?

We don't need no steenking Badgermancers!


DM
 
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 10:17:25 GMT, Murf scrawled:

> Despite roundly having the piss taken about my suggestion of the merits
> of applying the "persistent spell" feat to summoning. (i.e. add 4
> levels to a spell to make it last 24 hours). Here it is - the Prestige
> Class "Badgermancer"
>
> Pre Requisites
>
> Ability to cast summon spells
> Like badgers
> Own black and white furry robe
>
> Benefits
>
> Can cast Summon Monster I as a free action when summoning badgers
> Summoned badgers can carry out more complex tasks like:
>
> Building harpsichords (within time limitations)
> Close harmony singing ("sing badgers, sing")
> Finding mushrooms in the forest (while avoiding snakes)
> Operate siege engines ("Badgers! fire the trebuchet... no not over
> there, at the castle")
>
>

Snake! A snake! Oooh! It's a snake!

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Murf wrote:
> Despite roundly having the piss taken about my suggestion of the merits
> of applying the "persistent spell" feat to summoning. (i.e. add 4
> levels to a spell to make it last 24 hours). Here it is - the Prestige
> Class "Badgermancer"

Why must you keep badgering us?

>
> Pre Requisites
>
> Ability to cast summon spells
> Like badgers

Badgers? We don' need no steenkin' badgers!




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/^\
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:17:25 -0800, Murf wrote:

> Despite roundly having the piss taken about my suggestion of the merits
> of applying the "persistent spell" feat to summoning. (i.e. add 4
> levels to a spell to make it last 24 hours). Here it is - the Prestige
> Class "Badgermancer"


Bad germancers? Incompetent impersonators of Goethe or Schiller?

LL
 
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On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 05:27:12 -0800, Anivair wrote:

>
> Lorenz Lang wrote:
>> On Thu, 24 Feb 2005 02:17:25 -0800, Murf wrote:
>>
>> > Despite roundly having the piss taken about my suggestion of the
> merits
>> > of applying the "persistent spell" feat to summoning. (i.e. add 4
>> > levels to a spell to make it last 24 hours). Here it is - the
> Prestige
>> > Class "Badgermancer"
>>
>>
>> Bad germancers? Incompetent impersonators of Goethe or Schiller?
>
> That was truly awful, dude.

What did I win?
 
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Out from under a rock popped Lorenz Lang and said

>>> Bad germancers? Incompetent impersonators of Goethe or Schiller?
>>
>> That was truly awful, dude.
>
> What did I win?

Have you heard the one that goes "What's the difference between the bombing
of Dresden and the best German Comedian?"

--
Rob Singers
"All your Ron are belong to us"
Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere
 
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On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 00:18:47 +0000, Robert Singers wrote:

> Out from under a rock popped Lorenz Lang and said
>
>>>> Bad germancers? Incompetent impersonators of Goethe or Schiller?
>>>
>>> That was truly awful, dude.
>>
>> What did I win?
>
> Have you heard the one that goes "What's the difference between the bombing
> of Dresden and the best German Comedian?"

I suspect it to be anti-german, but go ahead.
 
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Sea Wasp wrote:
> Robert Singers wrote:
> > Out from under a rock popped Lorenz Lang and said
> >
> >
> >>>>>That was truly awful, dude.
> >>>>
> >>>>What did I win?
> >>>
> >>>Have you heard the one that goes "What's the difference between
the
> >>>bombing of Dresden and the best German Comedian?"
> >>
> >>I suspect it to be anti-german, but go ahead.
> >
> >
> > Well it's in extremely poor taste
>
> From this and the other hints, I presume the punchline is:
>
> "The bombing of Dresden was funnier."

I didn't suffer any loss of friends or family in the
bombing of Dresden, but I rather be seen as unfunny than
approve of such 'jokes'.

How about:
"Do you know the difference between an american woman and
an ogre female?"

LL
 
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Out from under a rock popped Lorenz Lang and said

>>>> That was truly awful, dude.
>>>
>>> What did I win?
>>
>> Have you heard the one that goes "What's the difference between the
>> bombing of Dresden and the best German Comedian?"
>
> I suspect it to be anti-german, but go ahead.

Well it's in extremely poor taste and plays more to the stereotype that
Germans aren't funny than being anti-german per se, of course that may
depend on your perception and whether you had family in Dresden.

--
Rob Singers
"All your Ron are belong to us"
Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere
 
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Robert Singers wrote:
> Out from under a rock popped Lorenz Lang and said
>
>
>>>>>That was truly awful, dude.
>>>>
>>>>What did I win?
>>>
>>>Have you heard the one that goes "What's the difference between the
>>>bombing of Dresden and the best German Comedian?"
>>
>>I suspect it to be anti-german, but go ahead.
>
>
> Well it's in extremely poor taste

From this and the other hints, I presume the punchline is:

"The bombing of Dresden was funnier."




--
Sea Wasp
/^\
;;;
Live Journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/seawasp/
 
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Sea Wasp wrote:
> Lorenz.Lang@gmx.de wrote:
> > Sea Wasp wrote:
> >
> >>Robert Singers wrote:
> >>
> >>>Out from under a rock popped Lorenz Lang and said
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>>>That was truly awful, dude.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>What did I win?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Have you heard the one that goes "What's the difference between
> >>>>
> > the
> >
> >>>>>bombing of Dresden and the best German Comedian?"
> >>>>
> >>>>I suspect it to be anti-german, but go ahead.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Well it's in extremely poor taste
> >>
> >> From this and the other hints, I presume the punchline is:
> >>
> >> "The bombing of Dresden was funnier."
> >
> >
> > I didn't suffer any loss of friends or family in the
> > bombing of Dresden, but I rather be seen as unfunny than
> > approve of such 'jokes'.
>
> And did you see anything above that indicated approval? If so,
please
> reread and get back to me on that, as I said nothing to indicate that

> I approved of it. Or that I disapproved of it. I simply posted a
guess
> as to the punchline, which hopefully someone will verify or not.
>

I didn't want to imply that you approve or disapprove of it,
I was just making a statement about my disapproval.
Sorry, if I stepped on your toes somehow.
You proposed the punchline in a completely neutral way and
for a tasteless joke it sounds about right.

> >
> > How about:
> > "Do you know the difference between an american woman and
> > an ogre female?"
>
> The ogre's a cheaper date.

Nice. In fact, better than the one I had in mind.

LL
 
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Lorenz.Lang@gmx.de wrote:
> Sea Wasp wrote:
>
>>Robert Singers wrote:
>>
>>>Out from under a rock popped Lorenz Lang and said
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>That was truly awful, dude.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>What did I win?
>>>>>
>>>>>Have you heard the one that goes "What's the difference between
>>>>
> the
>
>>>>>bombing of Dresden and the best German Comedian?"
>>>>
>>>>I suspect it to be anti-german, but go ahead.
>>>
>>>
>>>Well it's in extremely poor taste
>>
>> From this and the other hints, I presume the punchline is:
>>
>> "The bombing of Dresden was funnier."
>
>
> I didn't suffer any loss of friends or family in the
> bombing of Dresden, but I rather be seen as unfunny than
> approve of such 'jokes'.

And did you see anything above that indicated approval? If so, please
reread and get back to me on that, as I said nothing to indicate that
I approved of it. Or that I disapproved of it. I simply posted a guess
as to the punchline, which hopefully someone will verify or not.


>
> How about:
> "Do you know the difference between an american woman and
> an ogre female?"

The ogre's a cheaper date.




--
Sea Wasp
/^\
;;;
Live Journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/seawasp/
 
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