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You know, in a comic book universe, we'd be seeing the origin of a costumed
criminal.

 

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Myrnag2555 <myrnag2555@aol.com> wrote:
>You know, in a comic book universe, we'd be seeing the origin of a costumed
>criminal.

"In a comic book universe," he says. Give it a few months in our
so-called real world, I say, and all of a sudden The Domestic
Goddess will be knocking over banks and leaving a gorgeous
flower arrangement in place of the cash.

Pete

 

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On 24 Jul 2004 14:26:31 GMT, Peter Meilinger <mellnger@bu.edu> wrote:

>Myrnag2555 <myrnag2555@aol.com> wrote:
>>You know, in a comic book universe, we'd be seeing the origin of a costumed
>>criminal.
>
>"In a comic book universe," he says. Give it a few months in our
>so-called real world, I say, and all of a sudden The Domestic
>Goddess will be knocking over banks and leaving a gorgeous
>flower arrangement in place of the cash.
>
>Pete

I'd like to see some sort of accident during a centerpiece-making
class in prison where she's doused with radioactive chemicals and
gains control over pinecones, cornstalks, and maybe spray paint.

She'd make a GREAT Mrs. Dr. Octopus.

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In our last thrilling episode, myrnag2555@aol.com (Myrnag2555) was
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08:15:05 GMT by Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:

>You know, in a comic book universe, we'd be seeing the origin of a costumed
>criminal.

And so a 1970s Batman villain. The Domestic, whose crimes always
relate to decorating or cooking.
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>
>And so a 1970s Batman villain. The Domestic, whose crimes always
>relate to decorating or cooking

No, even Batman villains didn't have pseudonyms that lame.

 

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Human Liquid Balloon wrote:
>>> You know, in a comic book universe, we'd be seeing the origin of a costumed
>>> criminal.
>>
>> "In a comic book universe," he says. Give it a few months in our
>> so-called real world, I say, and all of a sudden The Domestic
>> Goddess will be knocking over banks and leaving a gorgeous
>> flower arrangement in place of the cash.
>
> I'd like to see some sort of accident during a centerpiece-making
> class in prison where she's doused with radioactive chemicals and
> gains control over pinecones, cornstalks, and maybe spray paint.
>
> She'd make a GREAT Mrs. Dr. Octopus.

Eesh... with 8 arms, she could remake the entire world in her image.
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somewhere there's injustice,
and somewhere else the tea is getting cold!"

 

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Mymag2555 wrote:
>> And so a 1970s Batman villain. The Domestic, whose crimes always
>> relate to decorating or cooking
>
> No, even Batman villains didn't have pseudonyms that lame.

Depends... the 60s Batman series had some bloody awful villain names.

The Bookworm
The Minstrel
Louie the Lilac
....
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From: "Douglas Berry"
> >And so a 1970s Batman villain. The Domestic, whose crimes always
> >relate to decorating or cooking

"Myrnag2555" wrote
> No, even Batman villains didn't have pseudonyms that lame.>

More than likely, she would've had a different first name and been called
"Domesti-Kate" or some such.

 

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"The Black Guardian" <blakgard@aol.coma.org> wrote in message
>
> Depends... the 60s Batman series had some bloody awful villain names.

> Louie the Lilac

That sounds like a *great* nickname for a 20's/50's mobster.

 

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James Stein wrote:
>> Depends... the 60s Batman series had some bloody awful villain names.
>
>> Louie the Lilac
>
> That sounds like a *great* nickname for a 20's/50's mobster.

May as well be called "Peter the Pansy."
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"The Black Guardian" <blakgard@aol.coma.org> wrote in message
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> James Stein wrote:
> >> Depends... the 60s Batman series had some bloody awful villain names.
> >
> >> Louie the Lilac
> >
> > That sounds like a *great* nickname for a 20's/50's mobster.
>
> May as well be called "Peter the Pansy."

You know anyone who can survive in the mafia with the nickname "Lilac" or
Pansy
has got to be tough!
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> -=[ The BlakGard ]=-
> "Somewhere there's danger;
> somewhere there's injustice,
> and somewhere else the tea is getting cold!"

 

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"Michael Price" <nini_pad@yahoo.com> wrote :

> You know anyone who can survive in the mafia with
> the nickname "Lilac" or Pansy has got to be tough!

Hey, the mafia lifestyle involves a fair amount of flowers.
Big weddings, swank restaurants, and the not-so-infrequent
occasion of funerals. And they'll want to buy them from
some good fella in the neighborhood, one of their own.

So, Louie "The Lilac" Fiorello runs a couple of legitimate
flower shops around town. It's not too smart to suggest this
makes him effeminate in any way; since part of his business
is to dispose of 'plant food', no questions asked.

This usually takes place down in the sub-basement, where he
keeps all the /special/ plants (the carnivorous ones).


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In article <OoWdnRwuN43edpjc4p2dnA@texas.net>,
Mad Bad Rabbit <madbadrabbit@yahoo.com> wrote:
>"Michael Price" <nini_pad@yahoo.com> wrote :
>
>It's not too smart to suggest this
>makes him effeminate in any way; since part of his business
>is to dispose of 'plant food', no questions asked.
>
>This usually takes place down in the sub-basement, where he
>keeps all the /special/ plants (the carnivorous ones).

So *that's* where Audrey II has been hiding ever since she got zapped
by Seymour! Is that mean green mother from outer space still trying
to take over the world?

Wayne




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"Wayne S Garmil" <wgarmil@TheWorld.com> wrote in message
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> In article <OoWdnRwuN43edpjc4p2dnA@texas.net>,
> Mad Bad Rabbit <madbadrabbit@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >"Michael Price" <nini_pad@yahoo.com> wrote :
> >
> >It's not too smart to suggest this
> >makes him effeminate in any way; since part of his business
> >is to dispose of 'plant food', no questions asked.
> >
> >This usually takes place down in the sub-basement, where he
> >keeps all the /special/ plants (the carnivorous ones).

So they don't just grind up some blood and bone fertiliser?
>
> So *that's* where Audrey II has been hiding ever since she got zapped
> by Seymour! Is that mean green mother from outer space still trying
> to take over the world?
>
> Wayne

I hated the happy ending in the latter movie version. With the original
ending it's a powerful christian parable, without it it's just some stuff
that
happens.
>
>
>
>
> --
> _ __ _ __ | I see the girls walk by dressed
in
> ' ) / // / / ) / | their summer clothes; I have to
turn
> / / / o // __/ / __. __ __/ | my head until my darkness
goes...
> (_(_/ <_</_(_/ (__/ (_/|_/ (_(_/_ | -Rolling Stones, "Paint It
Black"
>