Merry friggin' Christmas

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http://foamy.libertech.net/xmess.swf

 

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bizbee <tuberoo@earthlink.net> wrote:
] http://foamy.libertech.net/xmess.swf

I liked that. Thanks.

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bizbee <tuberoo@earthlink.net> wrote:
> http://foamy.libertech.net/xmess.swf

I wrote a new song titled "Hail to my Dark Lord Satan on Christmas".
I'm going to give it away free to the local public schools. Hopefully
no yuppie scum will stop me from being allowed to share my religious
beliefs.

 

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johndoe@example.com wrote:
> bizbee <tuberoo@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>>http://foamy.libertech.net/xmess.swf
>
>
> I wrote a new song titled "Hail to my Dark Lord Satan on Christmas".
> I'm going to give it away free to the local public schools. Hopefully
> no yuppie scum will stop me from being allowed to share my religious
> beliefs.

I believe the Dark Lord has moved to the spelling Santa instead of Satan
in the past century or two, seems to go over much better. Gaining a bit
of weight and hiding the tail and cloven hooves has helped too, he -did-
get to retain the red suit, and has amassed quite a cult following what
with handing out "free" gifts right and left... funny what access to
tools like bribery will do for a God

 

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Lance Berg wrote:
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>
> johndoe@example.com wrote:
>
>> bizbee <tuberoo@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>
>>> http://foamy.libertech.net/xmess.swf
>>
>>
>>
>> I wrote a new song titled "Hail to my Dark Lord Satan on Christmas".
>> I'm going to give it away free to the local public schools. Hopefully
>> no yuppie scum will stop me from being allowed to share my religious
>> beliefs.
>
>
> I believe the Dark Lord has moved to the spelling Santa instead of Satan
> in the past century or two, seems to go over much better. Gaining a bit
> of weight and hiding the tail and cloven hooves has helped too, he -did-
> get to retain the red suit, and has amassed quite a cult following what
> with handing out "free" gifts right and left... funny what access to
> tools like bribery will do for a God
This just in: Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa.

 

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On Sat, 25 Dec 2004 01:13:09 GMT, bizbee <tuberoo@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>http://foamy.libertech.net/xmess.swf


All true, unfortunately

 

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In article <41cdd877$0$12733$a1866201@visi.com>, johndoe@example.com
wrote:
> I wrote a new song titled "Hail to my Dark Lord Satan on Christmas".
> I'm going to give it away free to the local public schools. Hopefully
> no yuppie scum will stop me from being allowed to share my religious
> beliefs.

I think you'd enjoy "Woodland Critter Christmas", this year's South Park
Christmas episode.

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In article <41cdd877$0$12733$a1866201@visi.com>, johndoe@example.com
says...
> bizbee <tuberoo@earthlink.net> wrote:
> > http://foamy.libertech.net/xmess.swf
>
> I wrote a new song titled "Hail to my Dark Lord Satan on Christmas".

You wrote a song about saying hi to satan? And you have different songs
for each day?

Have you written a song 'hail to my dark lord satan on the summer
solstice'? ... Victoria Day? ... Secretaries Day?

> I'm going to give it away free to the local public schools.

Of course you are going to give it away free. You don't have a shot in
hell (pun intended) of getting them to pay you for it. Moron.

> Hopefully
> no yuppie scum

yuppie = young urban professional. Scratching their BMWs would be far
more effective at pissing them off then writing dumb songs.

> will stop me from being allowed to share my religious
> beliefs.

What religious beleifs would those be?

I highly doubt you have any coherent regious beleifs at all.

 

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On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 20:23:11 GMT, Tim Smith
<reply_in_group@mouse-potato.com> wrotC😀RIVE_E

>In article <41cdd877$0$12733$a1866201@visi.com>, johndoe@example.com
>wrote:
>> I wrote a new song titled "Hail to my Dark Lord Satan on Christmas".
>> I'm going to give it away free to the local public schools. Hopefully
>> no yuppie scum will stop me from being allowed to share my religious
>> beliefs.
>
>I think you'd enjoy "Woodland Critter Christmas", this year's South Park
>Christmas episode.

Hail Satan!
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once been afflicted with it, thanks the Gods." Bruno The Bandit
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In article <41d222e9$0$12723$a1866201@visi.com>, johndoe@example.com
says...

> In a nutshell, the exceedingly stupid Flash movie bizbee linked to was
> of a ranting, small, obnoxious, potty mouthed thing trashing people
> who don't share his/her/its opinion (no wonder bizbee liked it).

Call it a "swooosh' then, as I didn't watch it. I probably should have.