Mice in the CPU?

[Holgate]

I just purchased an AMD CPU and when I opened the box, Egyptian Mice ran out of the CPU and attacked. When I was able to quell them, AMD just came and said I must deal with the Egyptian Mice and threw more at me. There shall be no more food for them.

Why did Egyptian Mice come for me out of the CPU?

 

[BigRat]

what?

😎 😱 :redface: :frown: :lol: 😡 😱 :tongue:

 

[Drexel]

He posted this about a hard drive on the hard drive forum. I think somebody had a little too much holiday Egg Nog :lol:

 

[ChipDeath]

I suspect it's because you smell of cheese.

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:tongue:

 

[BigRat]

Weird you should say that since I'm lactose intolerent.

Nah just joking. But I really haven't had cheese for a long time. Well not unless you include pizza toppings

😎 😱 :redface: :frown: :lol: 😡 😱 :tongue:

 

[Holgate]

Why would AMD support the infestation of the Egyptian Mice like this?

 

[paulj]

With the mice you can overclock better.

<font color=red>The solution may be obvious, but I can't see it for the smoke coming off my processor.</font color=red>

 

[Schmide]

Do you have a squirrel cage fan like the noise control silverado? Maybe they though it was a mouse wheel.

Dichromatic for your viewing plesure...

 

[eden]

I suggest we call Evil Hammie, LHGPoobaa's Hamster. No ONE gets way from Hammie.

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[lhgpoobaa]

I think AMD supporting mice is a good idea.
Catch them, put each one in a wheel attached to a generator and use them to power your overclocked machine!!!

P.S. Hammie is on his festive break.

<b><font color=purple>[Rik_]</font color=purple> I wonder how many people have made their own phasechange system?
<font color=blue>[LHGPooBaa]</font color=blue> I get phasechange whenever i eat a hot chillie :lol: </b>

 

[Spitfire_x86]

Who is Hammie?

Let us know what is the Best Chipset of 2002 in your eye.<A HREF="http://forumz.tomshardware.com/community/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=26410#26410" target="_new"> Click </A>

 

[EvilHammie]

<b>*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!*</b>

[LEG HUGS!]



<b>Friend of Fredi and his Cables. </b>

 

[Grub]

I want a mouse too....

...ummm...sorry, I forgot what I was going to say...

 

[Col_Kiwi]

Haven't you heard? Hardcore gamers use CPUs with mice in them!! It allows better performance then those horrible intel CPUs.


-Col.Kiwi

 

[Holgate]

mice bite me

 

[apesoccer]

Yes but this WAS the last one.

F@H:
AMD: [64 3000+][2500+][2400+][2000+][1.3][366]
Intel: [X 3.0x3][P4 3.0x2][P4 2.4x5 down][P4 1.4]

"...and i'm not gay" RX8 -Greatest Quote of ALL Time

 

[dunklegend]

Are any of this egyptian mice optical?
What about wireless?

<font color=blue>If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on</font color=blue>

 

[apesoccer]

Yes i think so...definately...optical...mb laser wireless egyptian...

F@H:
AMD: [64 3000+][2500+][2400+][2000+][1.3][366]
Intel: [X 3.0x3][P4 3.0x2][P4 2.4x5 down][P4 1.4]

"...and i'm not gay" RX8 -Greatest Quote of ALL Time

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I thought the Revision E's came with rats? Supposidly they can run faster?

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[apesoccer]

Hmm interesting. I'll talk to my roomate, he's a ratoglatomatristicopian computer technician...So he would know.

<5 mins go by>

Yep. They do.

F@H:
AMD: [64 3000+][2500+][2400+][2000+][1.3][366]
Intel: [X 3.0x3][P4 3.0x2][P4 2.4x5 down][P4 1.4]

"...and i'm not gay" RX8 -Greatest Quote of ALL Time

 

[jmwpom3]

OK GUYS.......
<b> DON'T LICK THE FROGS!!!!

and I think th3 4c1d is t41nt3d </b>

<font color=blue> Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows. </font color=blue>

 

[Ned_Flanders]

HAHA! I was right, it was you.

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[Ned_Flanders]

So? Things change - get used to it, it's not as if you haven't had the time! :lol:

Sorry if the current members don't live up to your expectations.

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