Mulch

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Evidently I didn't make myself clear.

We're currently accepting suggestions for a new, Diplomacy-specific,
meaning for the transitive verb "mulch". Please post them here to this
thread.

And this time actually post some. I don't want any more naked .gifs of Roy
Rink in my inbox.

 

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"Joel K. 'Jay' Furr" <jfurr-nospam@furrs.org> writes:

>Evidently I didn't make myself clear.

>We're currently accepting suggestions for a new, Diplomacy-specific,
>meaning for the transitive verb "mulch". Please post them here to this
>thread.

>And this time actually post some. I don't want any more naked .gifs of Roy
>Rink in my inbox.

To Mulch: To completely reduce a Diplomacy opponent to an insecure
quivering idiot, incapable of even the most basic emotional connection
to another human being. It has been said that Jay Furr is known to
have that happen to him in every game he's ever played in, making him
dream that people send him naked pictures of other Diplomacy players.
This is in fact a complete figment of his delusional mulched mind.

You may not believe this, because Jay manages to put on an
appearance of connection with others, as in the above E-Mail,
but I assure you, just ask him to show up in person anywhere and
he is nearly assured of standing you up, except on those rare
occasions when his personality isn't totally mulched. But don't
worry, he'll play another Diplomacy game soon enough and be mulched
out for another year or so.

Jim-Bob