So in order to keep a hot surface clean, this Igor guy used vinyl electrical tape? Has he like, never worked with electronics before, or is this just his first time using that tape?
Thermal paste is going to be way easier to clean off than the rubbery gummy mess that the tape will turn into when it rots, which will take about 5 minutes at CPU temperatures.
Not that I think it's even a real problem if a non-conductive thermal paste overflows a little bit.
Igor's been around the block for a couple of decades. And while he may not be downright lovable, he's ackknowledged for being generally extra thorough.
I don't know how Austrian Noctua and German Igor got put in the same boat, but when it comes to quality, it's more than a little likely they share a mindset, that might be explained by geographical proximity.
As far as the
spider design is concerned, it most likely is anything but 'stupid'. Again, it's appearance may not be everyone's favorite, but 'de gustibus non est disputandum' was a bonmot already among the Romans for a reason.
It's most certainly the maximum number of contacts per substrate area, implying the maximum of I/O and power to fit into a surface constraint. Sacrificing esthetics for that in a context where even in these days of RGB exhibitionism nobody will ever really look after assembly, seems very smart and reasonable to me, especially if there are no real downsides with non-conductive pastes.
Perhaps someone will come up with ways to fill the space between the spider legs with something colorful or even blinking and all of a sudden this 'brainy' design will become iconic, but in the meantime I'll simply run with the basic assumption that AMD's leading engineers and CEO are not stupid.
Like most everyone else I don't think of myself as above average stupid, but I'll conceed that Lisa & friends may have a few more insights than I.