Crystalizer :
looks weird and the buttons are positioned oddly. The grip looks weird too and the handle is way too small for it to feel comfortable. What's so creepy about the feels good in the hand thingy? Isn't that the thing most people are interested in. Why dance around it? That only makes it much harder to find anything valuable in the text, which is exactly the thing I was experiencing while trying to quickly read and find useful stuff.
I was looking for the good and bad section. Now I feel like "what did I just read?" Experience of a man who tried it.
To be clear, the Touch controllers are great. They feel great. They work great. There are just some things that are yet lacking, and I discussed them.
The "feels good in the hand' thing is a bit of an inside joke. It started with smartphone reviews...every single review out there would mention that a phone "feels good in the hand." We eventually, officially, stopped using that phrase, because ultimately it's unhelpful and doesn't really make any sense.
Also, um...we don't want you to "quickly read"...the reason we often write in detailed long-form is to put as much useful information in there as possible, with as much context and thought as possible. You'll find much of value in the text....just read it, don't scan it.
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