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On 12 Feb 2005 14:53:09 GMT, John
<zero_one34@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Hi all,
>
>Just to let you all know, I did pass my final exams and now I'm out on my
>own, known as .... The rat man by most of my customers

>
Well done, John.
There's a girl at work who is really into
mouse-trapping ;-) She found her shed was full of the
little blighters (fieldmice). Having killed one with a
traditional trap she felt really bad about it and went
over to 'live catch and forcible relocation'.
What fascinate me is how involved she's got in
the mechanics of it all. She spends time on the net
looking for new and better traps. Best of all though
she's getting really switched on to how it works. When
the bait kept being taken without the 'teeter-type'
trap being triggered she deduced the mice were too
light and added weight to make it more sensitive. When
it tripped without catching anything she backed off the
weight and caught again.
When the trap was on its side half way along
the garden, containing one very trembly little mouse,
she dug out her catapult and 'declared war on the next
door neighbour's bloody cat'. The damned feline now
walks around her garden instead of cutting through ;-)
A proper little huntress, despite not wanting
to kill them. And it drives some of our workmates -
with no idea what she's talking about - when she
bounces in at 6-45, bright eyed and bushy tailed, and
says "I had four last night, John", or "Seven over the
weekend... How's that?".
Gyppo
John Craggs - Writer - Adult Tutor - Storyteller
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