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ScratchMonkey wrote:

> http://watleyreview.com/2004/101204-3.html
>
> I just found this website and am loving it. Retro satire.

Screw relationships.

Really. I'll wait.

[...elevator music...]

.... and the RASH, really, uh, oh, already done?

I actually prefer painful moments on TV that should really be
accompanied by a wild flushing sound to indicate the moment. I am, of
course, referring to:
http://www.chokeychicken.com/SimpsonSNL.mpg