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Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:
> I want to grill some Pokemon for Thanksgiving.
> Does anyone have good recipes?
Start, of course, wtih the traditional pika-chew treats. For the main
course, try delibird stuffed with its own gifts, or just miltank flank.
For an ethnic touch, add chinchou mein, or chilled mankey brains, with
cracked wynauts. (But no matter how faddish it is, don't even attempt
to prepare qwilfish unless you've received expert training.)
Or you could join the latest fashion trend and protest the above while
wearing suits of live, trained furrets. It makes a bold statement, but
you really have to trust your pokemon.