Polish Hooligans Kill 2 Giraffes

[wanamingo]

http://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/Break-in-at-Polish-zoo-leaves-2-giraffes-dead-3559376.php

Turns out killing giraffes is really really easy.

 

[Reynod]

Jeez you gotta feel for the poor bloke who survived.

Hopefully they will get him a couple of replacement wives.

In the human species it is the wives who deliberately stress out the men ... hooligans are nothing compared to a nagging wife.

This is the main reason why heart attack kills so many men ... probably after getting their wive's credit card bills.

Wingy was treating most of us for stress of this nature ... I worry his abscence over the last 18mths.

Maybe his VISA Platinum exploded?

 

[riser]

I think they created a new class of Visa for him. He's the only member. Even the high rollers can't compete.

 

[Reynod]

Dave's not here man !!