poster contest

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Have you seen the guidelines for the poster contest on the Resident Evil:
Apocalypse site? this is some crazy stuff.

1.. No nudity or sexual activity
2.. No gun to camera/no shooting to camera
3.. No gun to victim/no shooting to victim
4.. No more than 2 guns may appear
5.. No reference to drugs/drug paraphernalia
6.. No offensive language or gestures
7.. No blood
8.. No violence towards women
9.. No cruelty to animals
10.. No mutations/mutilations/cadavers
11.. No excessive violence or brutality
12.. No rape/molestations
13.. No people on fire
14.. No people in explosion/people blown out of explosion
15.. No exploiting/capitalizing on rating (i.e., "R has never gone this
far", "Banned in Boston")
16.. No demeaning of religion, race or national origin


Isn't this what makes Resident Evil so good in the first place? well...take
away 1, 5, 8, 12, 15 and 16 and you've got Resident Evil 2 (the game not the
movie)



CM

 

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In message <gNpvc.15191$bD4.3082@nwrdny02.gnilink.net>
"Christian MacLauchlan" <ssjchristian@verizon.net> wrote:

> Have you seen the guidelines for the poster contest on the Resident Evil:
> Apocalypse site? this is some crazy stuff.

They should do a preview poster - "Warning, the following poster may
contain scenes of blood and gore"

😱)

Rob

 

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Christian MacLauchlan wrote:

> Have you seen the guidelines for the poster contest on the Resident Evil:
> Apocalypse site? this is some crazy stuff.
>
> 1.. No nudity or sexual activity
> 2.. No gun to camera/no shooting to camera
> 3.. No gun to victim/no shooting to victim
> 4.. No more than 2 guns may appear
> 5.. No reference to drugs/drug paraphernalia
> 6.. No offensive language or gestures
> 7.. No blood
> 8.. No violence towards women
> 9.. No cruelty to animals
> 10.. No mutations/mutilations/cadavers
> 11.. No excessive violence or brutality
> 12.. No rape/molestations
> 13.. No people on fire
> 14.. No people in explosion/people blown out of explosion
> 15.. No exploiting/capitalizing on rating (i.e., "R has never gone this
> far", "Banned in Boston")
> 16.. No demeaning of religion, race or national origin

That's funny as hell!

Sounds like a challenge! I wonder how many of those elements I could cram into
one poster?

So far, this is what I got:
Nemesis dressed as the Pope, standing in a pool of blood.
White powder can be seen under his nose.
With one hand he is pinching the buttocks of a flame-engufed Jill.
The other hand is giving the finger to Carlos who is targeting him with a
grenade launcher loaded with Puppy Rounds.
In the background, a searchlight majestically projects the letter "R" onto the
clouds.

....I might have missed a few.



--B O N G O