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Hello Use-net fans. Time once again for another round of 'Tardspiel to
English' follies. Here we go, lets fire up the 'Tardspiel to English'
language parser...
<begin Tardspiel translation sub-routines...>
> Hans-Marc Olsen, mallet_riveter@yahoo.co.in Varfed out the following in Timo speak...
> I'm a time-traveller from the future and I must tell you, that bruta
> and bloody games will be outlawed in 2006, worldwide, because they
> turn kids and adults into mass-murdering psychos.
>
> Everyone owning such games will be arrested and executed !
>
Hi - I'm Hans-Marc Olsen (and right off the bat I'm in serious trouble
because my parents couldn't even decide on a single first name for me).
And I'd like to decry violent games - of course I'd like to do it in a
manner that marks me as a total drooling moron no-talent ass-clown. So
please, pay attention while I flounder about Use-net like your typical
AOLuser.
And please tune in next time when I try out the new and improved money
saving home 'Do it yourself Lobotomy' kit and the 'Self-sterilization
with a Fork' kit.
<end Tardspiel translation sub-routines...>
Well, isn't that *special*? Thanks for sharing that touching
thought with us there Billy-Hans-Marc-Joe-Jim-Bob. (And no, that
doesn't mean keep touching yourself. In other words - both hands on the
key board there Sparky!) Really though Hans, or Marc, or whatever the
voices are telling you to call yourself this week - try doing humanity a
favor and using kit #2 *BEFORE* you try out kit #1.
Myrmidon
(And science used to think that Nature abhorred a vaccum - instead
Nature apparently fausts them all off on Use-net instead.)
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