Yay Nanobots! Eventually they'll be able to repair Michael Jordan's joints with nanobots in time for his scheduled 3rd NBA comeback in 2029. I forget what source predicted his comeback, but it seemed reliable when I read it.
[citation][nom]bv90andy[/nom]eye pressure monitor? Surely there must be a cheaper way... an analog way.[/citation]
Yep. First we put eye drops in your eyes to dilate them, keep you in a dark room so you don't go blind, sit you in front of a big machine that puffs air at your eye and measures your eye pressure, then send you home with a neat new pair of plastic cut out shades!
Granted you would not want all that implanted in your eyeball...
[citation]DID YOU EVEN READ THE ARTICLE YOU DUMBASS INBRED AMERICAN HICK!?[/citation]I get mad at dumbass Americans, but that was uncalled for. He was just toying around. If you hate Americans, say that--and it's probably justified--we do a lot of screwed up stuff. But don't rip on a guy just trying to make a non-offensive joke.
It would be cool if it could play Crysis. Instead it just does medical stuff-which is pretty boring until I'm the one that's sick.