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I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing .... Well,
you know.
Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
 
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"Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing .... Well,
> you know.
> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>

Get Fred Liken on you XBL friends list if you want to relive the days of
playing with "....well, you know".

On top of that, you two can chat in the dashboard and you can tell him what
its like to actually touch one.
 
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>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing .... Well,
>you know.
>Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?


Play Halo 2 online. Plenty of "...well, you know" there. 🙂
 
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"Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing .... Well,
> you know.
> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>
Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see ".... well, you know." when
there is something wrong with them.
 
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"Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and
>>seeing .... Well,
>> you know.
>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former
>> profession ?
>>
> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see "....
> well, you know." when there is something wrong with them.
>

So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual
pap smears?
 
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> "Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>Well,
>>> you know.
>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>>
>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see ".... well, you know."
>> when there is something wrong with them.
>>
>
> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual pap smears?
>

I believe you have to be fairly old for annual pap smears and he has already
stated that he is not yet even in his 30's so his wife probably is not
either.
 
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"Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)>
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>> "Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day
>>>>and seeing .... Well,
>>>> you know.
>>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former
>>>> profession ?
>>>>
>>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see "....
>>> well, you know." when there is something wrong with
>>> them.
>>>
>>
>> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual
>> pap smears?
>>
>
> I believe you have to be fairly old for annual pap smears
> and he has already stated that he is not yet even in his
> 30's so his wife probably is not either.
>

No, you should have an pap smear as soon as you are sexually
active. Especially since the CDC has reported that up to
45% of heterosexuals have HPV which can lead to ovarian
cancer.
 
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"Robin" <robinandtami@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> "Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9600BD4F030E5ewrfdgrstnet@140.99.99.130...
>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>Well,
>>> you know.
>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>>
>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see ".... well, you know."
>> when there is something wrong with them.
>>
>
> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual pap smears?
>
Well, if this guy gets pleasure out of giving pap smears, then there's no
help for him. I watched the doctor pull out that cold metal duck-bill
looking thing and do her stuff... my stomach wasn't right for a while.
Besides, he was BSing about being a gynecologist. Why should I go for
realism?
 
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"Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing .... Well,
> you know.
> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?

Liar. We know you're a proctologist.

Jonah Falcon
 
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>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>Well,
>> you know.
>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>
> Liar. We know you're a proctologist.
>
> Jonah Falcon
>
His real name is Ben Dover.
 
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>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>Well,
>>> you know.
>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>
>> Liar. We know you're a proctologist.
>>
>> Jonah Falcon
>>
> His real name is Ben Dover. . .
and his license came from email mill.
 
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>> "Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9600BD4F030E5ewrfdgrstnet@140.99.99.130...
>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day
>>>>and seeing .... Well,
>>>> you know.
>>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former
>>>> profession ?
>>>>
>>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see "....
>>> well, you know." when there is something wrong with
>>> them.
>>>
>>
>> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual
>> pap smears?
>>
> Well, if this guy gets pleasure out of giving pap smears,
> then there's no help for him. I watched the doctor pull
> out that cold metal duck-bill looking thing and do her
> stuff... my stomach wasn't right for a while.
> Besides, he was BSing about being a gynecologist. Why
> should I go for realism?
>

Good point, don't feed the trolls. And good for you for
being their for your lady during what is an emotionally
difficult thing. Kudos!
 
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>>> "Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>>>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:Xns9600BD4F030E5ewrfdgrstnet@140.99.99.130...
>>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>>>Well,
>>>>> you know.
>>>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>>>>
>>>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see ".... well, you know."
>>>> when there is something wrong with them.
>>>>
>>>
>>> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual pap smears?
>>>
>> Well, if this guy gets pleasure out of giving pap smears, then there's no
>> help for him. I watched the doctor pull out that cold metal duck-bill
>> looking thing and do her stuff... my stomach wasn't right for a while.
>> Besides, he was BSing about being a gynecologist. Why should I go for
>> realism?
>>
>
> Good point, don't feed the trolls. And good for you for being their for
> your lady during what is an emotionally difficult thing. Kudos!

Kudos my ass, he's whooped! That's some good lovin you must be getting
Green because my ass wouldn't be within a quarter mile of that office. It
was hard enough sitting through Lamaze classes without getting sick.
 
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> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>Well,
>> you know.
>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>
>
> Get Fred Liken on you XBL friends list if you want to relive the days of
> playing with "....well, you know".
>
> On top of that, you two can chat in the dashboard and you can tell him
> what its like to actually touch one.
>
LOL, I see I'm not the only one who grimaces at the thought of Fred Liken
using the world's oxygen supply.
 
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>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>Well,
>>> you know.
>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>>
>>
>> Get Fred Liken on you XBL friends list if you want to relive the days of
>> playing with "....well, you know".
>>
>> On top of that, you two can chat in the dashboard and you can tell him
>> what its like to actually touch one.
>>
> LOL, I see I'm not the only one who grimaces at the thought of Fred Liken
> using the world's oxygen supply.
>

Hardly. There are quite of few of us on that ship.
 
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>>>> "Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in message
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>>>>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9600BD4F030E5ewrfdgrstnet@140.99.99.130...
>>>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>>>>Well,
>>>>>> you know.
>>>>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>>>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see ".... well, you
>>>>> know." when there is something wrong with them.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual pap smears?
>>>>
>>> Well, if this guy gets pleasure out of giving pap smears, then there's
>>> no help for him. I watched the doctor pull out that cold metal duck-bill
>>> looking thing and do her stuff... my stomach wasn't right for a while.
>>> Besides, he was BSing about being a gynecologist. Why should I go for
>>> realism?
>>>
>>
>> Good point, don't feed the trolls. And good for you for being their for
>> your lady during what is an emotionally difficult thing. Kudos!
>
> Kudos my ass, he's whooped! That's some good lovin you must be getting
> Green because my ass wouldn't be within a quarter mile of that office. It
> was hard enough sitting through Lamaze classes without getting sick.
>
Heh... I could handle watching my baby being born. I can handle skinning a
wild animal. I could handle dissecting dead animals in high school. Doggone
it, I couldn't handle seeing a pap-smear.
Lamaze? I had trouble staying awake.
 
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>>>>>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>>>>>Well,
>>>>>>> you know.
>>>>>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>>>>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see ".... well, you
>>>>>> know." when there is something wrong with them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual pap smears?
>>>>>
>>>> Well, if this guy gets pleasure out of giving pap smears, then there's
>>>> no help for him. I watched the doctor pull out that cold metal
>>>> duck-bill looking thing and do her stuff... my stomach wasn't right for
>>>> a while.
>>>> Besides, he was BSing about being a gynecologist. Why should I go for
>>>> realism?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Good point, don't feed the trolls. And good for you for being their for
>>> your lady during what is an emotionally difficult thing. Kudos!
>>
>> Kudos my ass, he's whooped! That's some good lovin you must be getting
>> Green because my ass wouldn't be within a quarter mile of that office.
>> It was hard enough sitting through Lamaze classes without getting sick.
>>
> Heh... I could handle watching my baby being born. I can handle skinning a
> wild animal. I could handle dissecting dead animals in high school.
> Doggone it, I couldn't handle seeing a pap-smear.
> Lamaze? I had trouble staying awake.
>

Guess you didn't take the course with the movie and the doll of her insides.
Damn Kaiser Permanente.
 
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>>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>>Well,
>>>> you know.
>>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>>>
>>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see ".... well, you know."
>>> when there is something wrong with them.
>>>
>>
>> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual pap smears?
>>
>
> I believe you have to be fairly old for annual pap smears and he has
> already stated that he is not yet even in his 30's so his wife probably is
> not either.
>

Girls as young as 16 can get annual pap smears.
 
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>>>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>>>Well,
>>>>> you know.
>>>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>>>>
>>>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see ".... well, you know."
>>>> when there is something wrong with them.
>>>>
>>>
>>> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual pap smears?
>>>
>>
>> I believe you have to be fairly old for annual pap smears and he has
>> already stated that he is not yet even in his 30's so his wife probably
>> is not either.
>>
>
> Girls as young as 16 can get annual pap smears.
>

I know you "can" get them, I was stating when the doctor would recommend
them annually. Teen boy can get a prostate exam as well but they don't
recommend annually until late 30's early 40's.
 
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>>>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>>>Well,
>>>>> you know.
>>>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>>>>
>>>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see ".... well, you know."
>>>> when there is something wrong with them.
>>>>
>>>
>>> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual pap smears?
>>>
>>
>> I believe you have to be fairly old for annual pap smears and he has
>> already stated that he is not yet even in his 30's so his wife probably
>> is not either.
>>
>
> Girls as young as 16 can get annual pap smears.
>
Some preteen girls have had to get pap smears for birth control pills to
regulate their menstual cycle.
 
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>>>>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9600BD4F030E5ewrfdgrstnet@140.99.99.130...
>>>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day
>>>>>>and seeing .... Well,
>>>>>> you know.
>>>>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former
>>>>>> profession ?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>>>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see "....
>>>>> well, you know." when there is something wrong with
>>>>> them.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have
>>>> annual pap smears?
>>>>
>>>
>>> I believe you have to be fairly old for annual pap
>>> smears and he has already stated that he is not yet even
>>> in his 30's so his wife probably is not either.
>>>
>>
>> Girls as young as 16 can get annual pap smears.
>>
>
> I know you "can" get them, I was stating when the doctor
> would recommend them annually. Teen boy can get a
> prostate exam as well but they don't recommend annually
> until late 30's early 40's.
>

The doctor recommends them as soon as you become sexually
active.
 
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>>>
>>> "Robin" <robinandtami@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>> news:_pdRd.6965$kS6.1882@attbi_s52...
>>>>
>>>> "Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:cv3bba$usv$05$1@news.t-online.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> "Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Xns9600BD4F030E5ewrfdgrstnet@140.99.99.130...
>>>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day and seeing ....
>>>>>>Well,
>>>>>> you know.
>>>>>> Are there any games that will let me relive my former profession ?
>>>>>>
>>>>> Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>>>> Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see ".... well, you
>>>>> know." when there is something wrong with them.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have annual pap smears?
>>>>
>>>
>>> I believe you have to be fairly old for annual pap smears and he has
>>> already stated that he is not yet even in his 30's so his wife probably
>>> is not either.
>>>
>>
>> Girls as young as 16 can get annual pap smears.
>>
>
> I know you "can" get them, I was stating when the doctor would recommend
> them annually. Teen boy can get a prostate exam as well but they don't
> recommend annually until late 30's early 40's.
>

It's more than that. As soon as a yuoung girl is sexually active she should
probably start getting pap smears.
 
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Robin wrote:
> "Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)>
> wrote in message news:NtGdnUfKn4XHAoXfRVn-jw@comcast.com...
>
>>"WJM" <wjmuldowney@NOearthlinkSPAM.net> wrote in message
>>news:vW0Sd.6602$x53.731@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>>
>>>"Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)>
>>>wrote in message
>>>news:btednRD6dOYGO4jfRVn-gA@comcast.com...
>>>
>>>>"Robin" <robinandtami@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:_pdRd.6965$kS6.1882@attbi_s52...
>>>>
>>>>>"Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in
>>>>>message news:cv3bba$usv$05$1@news.t-online.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:Xns9600BD4F030E5ewrfdgrstnet@140.99.99.130...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day
>>>>>>>and seeing .... Well,
>>>>>>>you know.
>>>>>>>Are there any games that will let me relive my former
>>>>>>>profession ?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>>>>>Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see "....
>>>>>>well, you know." when there is something wrong with
>>>>>>them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have
>>>>>annual pap smears?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I believe you have to be fairly old for annual pap
>>>>smears and he has already stated that he is not yet even
>>>>in his 30's so his wife probably is not either.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Girls as young as 16 can get annual pap smears.
>>>
>>
>>I know you "can" get them, I was stating when the doctor
>>would recommend them annually. Teen boy can get a
>>prostate exam as well but they don't recommend annually
>>until late 30's early 40's.
>>
>
>
> The doctor recommends them as soon as you become sexually
> active.
>
>
Prostate exam after sexual activity?! who's doctor? Kavorkian?
There's no consensus about the best screening age. Some say 30s, some
say 40s,everyone would probably agree by 50s.

Perhaps you meant test for STDs? But than, you absolutely love to post
to things you know nothing about :)
 
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Robin wrote:
> "Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)>
> wrote in message news:NtGdnUfKn4XHAoXfRVn-jw@comcast.com...
>
>>"WJM" <wjmuldowney@NOearthlinkSPAM.net> wrote in message
>>news:vW0Sd.6602$x53.731@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>>
>>>"Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)>
>>>wrote in message
>>>news:btednRD6dOYGO4jfRVn-gA@comcast.com...
>>>
>>>>"Robin" <robinandtami@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:_pdRd.6965$kS6.1882@attbi_s52...
>>>>
>>>>>"Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in
>>>>>message news:cv3bba$usv$05$1@news.t-online.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:Xns9600BD4F030E5ewrfdgrstnet@140.99.99.130...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day
>>>>>>>and seeing .... Well,
>>>>>>>you know.
>>>>>>>Are there any games that will let me relive my former
>>>>>>>profession ?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>>>>>Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see "....
>>>>>>well, you know." when there is something wrong with
>>>>>>them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have
>>>>>annual pap smears?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I believe you have to be fairly old for annual pap
>>>>smears and he has already stated that he is not yet even
>>>>in his 30's so his wife probably is not either.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Girls as young as 16 can get annual pap smears.
>>>
>>
>>I know you "can" get them, I was stating when the doctor
>>would recommend them annually. Teen boy can get a
>>prostate exam as well but they don't recommend annually
>>until late 30's early 40's.
>>
>
>
> The doctor recommends them as soon as you become sexually
> active.
>
>
Of course if you don't believe me or the gentlemen you are hotly
debating, I can cite information for you :)

Mayo Clinic

You should have
(or should have had)... Prostate Exam
There's no consensus about the best screening age. Mayo Clinic doctors
recommend that men over age 50 should check with their physician about
having a digital rectal exam and prostate- specific antigen (PSA) blood
test every year. Black men or men who have a family history of prostate
cancer should consider starting the tests at age 40.


or

community health database

Among men, the lifetime probability of developing prostate cancer is one
in six. Therefore, doctors recommend that men ages 50 and older receive
a yearly prostate exam. Additionally, both men and women ages 50 and
older are advised to receive a blood stool test once every two years and
a colonoscopy or sigmoidoscopy once every five years to detect
colorectal cancer.


and if that isn't enough how about the American College of Preventive
Medicine (taken from WebMD)


Prostate exam: There is much disagreement among different organizations
about the benefits of testing for early prostate cancer. This stems from
the fact that studies have not been able to conclusively prove -- in the
minds of some experts -- that finding prostate cancer early can help
save a man's life. For instance, the American College of Preventive
Medicine recommends against routine screening with either the digital
rectal exam (DRE) -- where the doctor exams the prostate through a
rectal exam -- or the PSA (prostate specific antigen) blood test. The
ACPM says that men should be armed with information about prostate
cancer testing and make an individual decision with the help of their
doctor. However, the American Cancer Society says that men age 50 or
older with a life expectancy of greater than 10 years should be offered
both the PSA blood test and the rectal exam. If you're at high risk for
prostate cancer -- black men and men with a family history of prostate
cancer -- it's a good idea to begin screening at age 45, they say.
 
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theOne <theOneOne@dodgeit.com> wrote in news:Bu9Sd.7893$lU5.3726
@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com:

> Robin wrote:
>> "Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)>
>> wrote in message news:NtGdnUfKn4XHAoXfRVn-jw@comcast.com...
>>
>>>"WJM" <wjmuldowney@NOearthlinkSPAM.net> wrote in message
>>>news:vW0Sd.6602$x53.731@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>>>
>>>>"Mattinglyfan" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net (deez nuts)>
>>>>wrote in message
>>>>news:btednRD6dOYGO4jfRVn-gA@comcast.com...
>>>>
>>>>>"Robin" <robinandtami@nospam.com> wrote in message
>>>>>news:_pdRd.6965$kS6.1882@attbi_s52...
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Green Shampoo" <Frog_tongue@webtv.net> wrote in
>>>>>>message news:cv3bba$usv$05$1@news.t-online.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"Dr. Strangelove" <tw@t.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>news:Xns9600BD4F030E5ewrfdgrstnet@140.99.99.130...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I miss the good old days of going into work every day
>>>>>>>>and seeing .... Well,
>>>>>>>>you know.
>>>>>>>>Are there any games that will let me relive my former
>>>>>>>>profession ?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Warm up a pickle and stick your finger in it.
>>>>>>>Piss poor troll.... everybody knows you only see "....
>>>>>>>well, you know." when there is something wrong with
>>>>>>>them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So what you're saying is your wife/GF doesn't have
>>>>>>annual pap smears?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I believe you have to be fairly old for annual pap
>>>>>smears and he has already stated that he is not yet even
>>>>>in his 30's so his wife probably is not either.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Girls as young as 16 can get annual pap smears.
>>>>
>>>
>>>I know you "can" get them, I was stating when the doctor
>>>would recommend them annually. Teen boy can get a
>>>prostate exam as well but they don't recommend annually
>>>until late 30's early 40's.
>>>
>>
>>
>> The doctor recommends them as soon as you become sexually
>> active.
>>
>>
> Prostate exam after sexual activity?! who's doctor? Kavorkian?
> There's no consensus about the best screening age. Some say 30s, some
> say 40s,everyone would probably agree by 50s.
>

Your fighting a losing battle arguing with mattingly about checking the
butt cracks of little boys.
He knows much more about the subject than the average person, except
michael jackson of course.