Check out startisback for windows8(.1). It gives you the start menu back, and even has the option of using the XP flyout menu. And it is super cheap.
Super cheap as in super crappy.
Software like that should never be paid software. Because that way it's just crappy, and it is: it's sluggish and slow and glaringly non-native. Windows 7 is much better.
You have obviously never even used it or even taken the time to see what it is, if you had you would know that it is almost identical to the Windows 7 start menu but with some great improvements and extra options almost anyone would find useful, it uses mostly native Windows 7 start menu code and can also be themed via the msstyles unlike any other replacement start menu.
As for sluggish, you must have a 10 year old system with a single core CPU and 256mb of memory if you find it slow because it's faster and smoother then the one on Windows 7.
I have been using Start Is Back on my VM since the first development and have compared it to Windows 7 all the way and now I have made the switch to Windows 8 and use it all the time, it's the best replacement you will ever find and best of all it was created by one man and he gives great customer support and has updated it ahead of all major windows updates to give constant support.
But why am I telling you all this, you are obviously just a Troll and have nothing better to do.