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Nick vanRjin wrote:
>
> I'm sorry, did you just suggest two different people casting shadows
on one another?
>
> As in, A casts a shadow on B, while B casts a shadow on A?
>
> Just think about that for a minute.
First, it was a sugestion of imperfect seriousness.
Secondly, all the rule says is that they have to be within 10 feet
of
a shadow (not their own). There's nothing about their position in
relation to said shadow. (Which makes it even funnier.)
DM: Right, on the 77th day of walking across the burning sands of the
desert of freaky visions you see a dozen shadows moving across the
dunes. The shadows are moving in pairs, and [dice rolls] you don't see
anything which may be casting the distorted but vaugely humanoid
shadows.
Player 1: I hold out my holy symbol and get a good grip on my twice
blessed mace!
Player 2: I hide behind the cleric and pull out my last bottle of holy
water, which I had marked with a skull and crossbones.
Player 3: What! You had water on you! Why you little [expletives
deleted] All right! All right! I AM calm! Fine, I stand behind the
[expletive deleted] rogue with my +2 bastard sword. And if the
[expletive deleted] rogue tries to drink the [expletive deleted] holy
water instead of splashing it on the [expletive deleted] shadows I'll
[expletive deleted] kill the rogue!
Player 4: I prep Magic Missile. Oh wait, would daylight hurt shadows?
DM: Roll arcana.
Player 4: [dice rolls] yes! Oh wait, It's already daylight right?
DM: Yes.
Player 4: Never Mind. Oh wait, I know, I'll prep Halt Undead!
Player 1: Ah Ha! I knew it! You foul necromancer!...
Player 4: Am not!
DM: sigh, What will you do?
Player 5: I DISBELIEVE!
DM: What?
Player 5: I disbelieve! [air quotes] desert of freaky visions![air
quotes] I disbelieve!
And so on.
Charleson Mambo
(it practically writes itself)
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