Did you hear about the Texan who was up in Vermont bragging about the size of his ranch to a dairy farmer?
The Texan said, "On my ranch, I can get in my truck, and drive half the day and still be on my own land."
To this the Vermonter replied, "Yup...., had a truck like that once myself."
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And the sign says "You got to have a membership card to get inside" Huh
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