Slow week for Empire so...

[pat]

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....I thought I would start a few threads for discussion in the community.
Let me get your opinions on the following subjects.

1: I like to glue kittens to the floor and then walk on them. Can you
recommned a brand of golf shoes?

2: Oprah or Dale Jarret - Who would freeze dry faster?

3: Is the world ready for disposable condoms? If not, how would you
improve the current design?

Pat
AKA Overlord, Heavily under the influence of the Hew Haw DVD collection
infomercial.

 

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I'll take a stab at this:

"Pat" <overlord@multi.usr.ch> wrote in message news:d07kpk$1gp$1@multi.usr.ch...
> ...I thought I would start a few threads for discussion in the community.
> Let me get your opinions on the following subjects.
>
> 1: I like to glue kittens to the floor and then walk on them. Can you
> recommned a brand of golf shoes?

I didn't realize you needed special shoes for miniature golf.


> 2: Oprah or Dale Jarret - Who would freeze dry faster?

I think Oprah, cause she's be too busy talking the whole time, which
would help get the inside frozen faster.


> 3: Is the world ready for disposable condoms? If not, how would you
> improve the current design?

I think so, to improve it I'd add a zipper.


> Pat
> AKA Overlord, Heavily under the influence of the Hew Haw DVD collection
> infomercial.

-Bungy

 

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1: I like to glue kittens to the floor and then walk on them. Can you
recommned a brand of golf shoes?

Air Jordons

2: Oprah or Dale Jarret - Who would freeze dry faster?

Jarret. Oprah's so full of hot air she'd never freeze

3: Is the world ready for disposable condoms? If not, how would you
improve the current design?

I think the world is ready for disposable condomints.

The current design could be improved by using brassinstead of latex.

Muz