Snappy rejoinder needed - "How many bars do you have?"

[Paul]

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Reports of a wireless carrier promoting its network via the slogan
"How many bars do you have?"

A response: "I only need enough to get drunk."

Let's come up with some really clever rejoinders.

 

[Guest]

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In article <an4r70hkkh6qsacsa1st9s9sf4b09hsnk6@4ax.com>,
paul@wren.cc.kux.edu wrote:

> Reports of a wireless carrier promoting its network via the slogan
> "How many bars do you have?"
>
> A response: "I only need enough to get drunk."
>
> Let's come up with some really clever rejoinders.

"Not enough to stop having dropped calls"

 

[Guest]

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<paul@wren.cc.kux.edu> wrote in message
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> Reports of a wireless carrier promoting its network via the slogan
> "How many bars do you have?"
>
Enough bars for not just one kidney transplant ... but two ...

 

[Guest]

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<paul@wren.cc.kux.edu> wrote in message
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> Reports of a wireless carrier promoting its network via the slogan
> "How many bars do you have?"
>

I had an uncle who was a magician.
He could walk down the street and turn into a bar.

Bob

 

[techgeek]

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Enough bars to make the world's largest jungle-gym.