Steve Ballmer No Longer On Microsoft's Board

[exfileme]

Steve Ballmer has a busy schedule.

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[falchard]

Balmer has a lot of Commitments now. First he owns a Basketball team. Second he owns a new Used Car Lot. Come on down to Balmer's Car Paradise just next to the swap meet and get yourself into a new lightly used vehicle from the '90s.

 

[lp231]

He used car lot won't be possible without those MECHANICS! MECHANICS! MECHANICS!

 

[smeghead4269]

Ballmer as a car salesman would be all kinds of awesome.

"You get A/C, power steering, automatic transmission, built-in GPS navigation, you get all these features and more for a monthly lease of...how much would you guess? Five hundred? A thousand? Even more? NO!!!"

 

[Darkk]

Now with Ballmer out of the picture at Microsoft the company might actually start doing better. Too many things Ballmer did that put the company on a wrong path.

 

[SoiledBottom]

Balmers first act as Clippers owner was to tell his wife in private not to bring Magic Johnson or any of his friends to Clippers games

 

[southernshark]

A year ago B. said he would never sell his MS stock. Now he says, he won't sell it in the "foreseeable future...."

MS has been floundering for a decade. So I'm not unhappy to see him go. But I do wonder if the current leadership really has any clue about the problem, or if they are just going to keep trying to copy what worked for some other company 5 years ago.

 

[SteelCity1981]

he will do to the clippers what he did to Microsoft. lol

 

[ubercake]

Ballmer is one of the worst things to ever happen to Microsoft; the most scatterbrained business strategies. This guy was all over the place.

But hey... He's a billionaire and I'm not. I must be doing 'it' wrong?

 

[Morbus]

Ballmer as a car salesman would be all kinds of awesome.

"You get A/C, power steering, automatic transmission, built-in GPS navigation, you get all these features and more for a monthly lease of...how much would you guess? Five hundred? A thousand? Even more? NO!!!"

Automatic transmission is for losers.

 

[red77star]

Leave sinking ship

 

[lp231]

Ballmer's excitement when he sold it to his very first customer

 

[vaughn2k]

Good riddance! Bring the '8' with you. I mean the windows 8, not the lucky number 8. I just realize that was ironic, though.. 😉

 

[Ed Chombeau]

He may be smart; but lacks understanding the market. MS is recovering from his push to force us into touch and tiles.

 

[ubercake]

...
Automatic transmission is for losers.

Unless you're talking about a Challenger Hellcat Edition.