That dragon!

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I hate that dragon...I don’t even know his name and I hate him! It’s not
as if I’m anti-dracish, goodness knows...it’s not that...goodness knows.
Some of my best friends are dragons! But that one...ooooOOOOOooo he just
makes me so mad.

I don’t know if it’s the noisome orange scales, or the artsy
faux-oriental styling he affects. As if to say: ‘Oooooo look at me...I’m
an imperial dragon! No mundane run of the mill swamp-hopping
cave-dwelling damsel-menacing lizard me! Nope...I’m special! ‘

Or maybe it’s the way he's always right there - right on top of you -
when you'd like to get out of the pool below his lair! Thanks loads big
& scaly, I've been getting out of pools on my own for some time now! And
just who keeps a pool below his lair anyway!? Does he think he’s Hugh
Hefner or something!?

And that breath! Hey buddy...ever thought you might get more girls if
you didn’t INCINERATE them when they drop by your crib for a little
reload or a quick medipack? They have this new thing now, called MOUTHWASH!

Not to mention those old school buddies of his! Always running around
all over the place, firing off their guns and waving spears around!
Ninjas my butt - they're a bunch of retards in black pajamas if you ask
me. It’s almost as bad as a superbowl weekend! I know they’re his
friends, but sometimes part of growing up means leaving your immature
pals behind...

Oh, and while we’re at it, what’s with this playing dead stuff! I
suppose he’ll blame it all on the ‘magic’ dagger that turned him into
such a beast in the first place...again! ‘Sorry babe, I’m just dead, but
if you’ll just give that thing sticking out down there a little yank...’
Like a girl hasn’t heard that one before!

I’m not even going to go into the way he keeps his place, I mean...it’s
just falling apart!

Oooooooooooooooooo...he makes me so mad...I hate him! I
just...Ooooooo...I hate...ooooo...

‘What? Next Saturday night? At your place...you've got marshmallows and
extra ammo...oooh all right, what else have I got to do!?

--
rolobeastie@earthlink.net
Did I mention that I really hate that dragon!? < heavy sigh >

 

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Damsel in Regress wrote:
<snip>
>
> ‘What? Next Saturday night? At your place...you've got marshmallows and
> extra ammo...oooh all right, what else have I got to do!?
>

Hate the dragon? How could you!?
He's such a pussy cat ... a big pushover!

Just give that *little* dagger of his a yank and he falls to pieces.

😉

--


Pistol Whipped

 

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"Damsel in Regress" <rolobeastie@earthlink.net> schreef in bericht
news:408C92A3.F29A18FC@earthlink.net...
>
> I hate that dragon...I don't even know his name and I hate him! It's not
> as if I'm anti-dracish, goodness knows...it's not that...goodness knows.
> Some of my best friends are dragons! But that one...ooooOOOOOooo he just
> makes me so mad.
>
> I don't know if it's the noisome orange scales, or the artsy
> faux-oriental styling he affects. As if to say: 'Oooooo look at me...I'm
> an imperial dragon! No mundane run of the mill swamp-hopping
> cave-dwelling damsel-menacing lizard me! Nope...I'm special! '
>
> Or maybe it's the way he's always right there - right on top of you -
> when you'd like to get out of the pool below his lair! Thanks loads big
> & scaly, I've been getting out of pools on my own for some time now! And
> just who keeps a pool below his lair anyway!? Does he think he's Hugh
> Hefner or something!?

<lol>

> And that breath! Hey buddy...ever thought you might get more girls if
> you didn't INCINERATE them when they drop by your crib for a little
> reload or a quick medipack? They have this new thing now, called
MOUTHWASH!

classic

> Not to mention those old school buddies of his! Always running around
> all over the place, firing off their guns and waving spears around!
> Ninjas my butt - they're a bunch of retards in black pajamas if you ask
> me. It's almost as bad as a superbowl weekend! I know they're his
> friends, but sometimes part of growing up means leaving your immature
> pals behind...
>
> Oh, and while we're at it, what's with this playing dead stuff! I
> suppose he'll blame it all on the 'magic' dagger that turned him into
> such a beast in the first place...again! 'Sorry babe, I'm just dead, but
> if you'll just give that thing sticking out down there a little yank...'
> Like a girl hasn't heard that one before!

<snigger>

> I'm not even going to go into the way he keeps his place, I mean...it's
> just falling apart!
>
> Oooooooooooooooooo...he makes me so mad...I hate him! I
> just...Ooooooo...I hate...ooooo...
>
> 'What? Next Saturday night? At your place...you've got marshmallows and
> extra ammo...oooh all right, what else have I got to do!?

<laughs>

> --
> rolobeastie@earthlink.net
> Did I mention that I really hate that dragon!? < heavy sigh >

Thanks LJ

Sas
-- where does he come up with these things??! 😉

 

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Damsel in Regress wrote:
>
> I hate that dragon...I don’t even know his name and I hate him!

Why, that's Marco Bartoli himself, complete with that special
pointy ornament. 😉

> It’s not
> as if I’m anti-dracish, goodness knows...it’s not that...goodness knows.
> Some of my best friends are dragons!

Really? :O

> But that one...ooooOOOOOooo he just
> makes me so mad.
>
> I don’t know if it’s the noisome orange scales, or the artsy
> faux-oriental styling he affects. As if to say: ‘Oooooo look at me...I’m
> an imperial dragon! No mundane run of the mill swamp-hopping
> cave-dwelling damsel-menacing lizard me! Nope...I’m special! ‘

We always knew he thought he was speeeeecial.

> Or maybe it’s the way he's always right there - right on top of you -
> when you'd like to get out of the pool below his lair! Thanks loads big
> & scaly, I've been getting out of pools on my own for some time now! And
> just who keeps a pool below his lair anyway!?

It comes in handy after all that fire breathing.

> Does he think he’s Hugh
> Hefner or something!?
>
> And that breath! Hey buddy...ever thought you might get more girls if
> you didn’t INCINERATE them when they drop by your crib for a little
> reload or a quick medipack? They have this new thing now, called MOUTHWASH!
>
> Not to mention those old school buddies of his! Always running around
> all over the place, firing off their guns and waving spears around!
> Ninjas my butt - they're a bunch of retards in black pajamas if you ask
> me.

They think he's speeeeeeecial too.

> It’s almost as bad as a superbowl weekend! I know they’re his
> friends, but sometimes part of growing up means leaving your immature
> pals behind...
>
> Oh, and while we’re at it, what’s with this playing dead stuff! I
> suppose he’ll blame it all on the ‘magic’ dagger that turned him into
> such a beast in the first place...again! ‘Sorry babe, I’m just dead, but
> if you’ll just give that thing sticking out down there a little yank...’
> Like a girl hasn’t heard that one before!

LOL.

> I’m not even going to go into the way he keeps his place, I mean...it’s
> just falling apart!
>
> Oooooooooooooooooo...he makes me so mad...I hate him! I
> just...Ooooooo...I hate...ooooo...
>
> ‘What? Next Saturday night? At your place...you've got marshmallows and
> extra ammo...oooh all right, what else have I got to do!?

Just be careful which one you roast!

> --
> rolobeastie@earthlink.net
> Did I mention that I really hate that dragon!? < heavy sigh >

Stay out of the water, keep circling and shooting. One thing
about dragons, they aren't too light on their feet.

-- G

 

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> I hate that dragon...

Well the dragon isn't very smart. Lara can just run up to the
left column near the dragon. Hiding behind this column, the dragon
won't move or chase Lara. Lara can then step away from the column
enough to fire shots into the dragon to stun it.