The wost joke ever...

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This would be even better if after it was downloaded and after it counted to
zero that it would turn off you pc.
Now that would be an even better joke.

X



"Dom" <c@d.com> wrote in message
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>A little of subject, but I've brought enough misery in here so I thought I
> would give you a smile
>
> You need to be careful whom you play this joke on - it can often go
> wrong...
>
> http://daltonhammond.blogspot.com/2005/01/joke-that-can-go-wrong.html
>
> Dom
>
>
 
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this gif is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo old it`s unreal :)
(like: windows95 - old!)

^_^
Jan
 
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"Dom" wrote

>A little of subject, but I've brought enough misery in here so I thought I
> would give you a smile
>
Ach it's nothing really
Back in the good old DOS you could pull a good trick on someone with a
little skilled batch programming

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@echo off
echo Warning! Deleting M: drive
dir c:\*.* /s > null
echo Deletion complete
pause
------------------------

The M: drive was your own storage on the network fileserver at school
Whenever someone forgot to logout from the network this file was added to
their userdefined login script
The person never forgot to logout again - LOL

- Peter
 
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"borg" wrote
>
> This would be even better if after it was downloaded and after it counted
> to zero that it would turn off you pc.
> Now that would be an even better joke.
>
Nahh, just play the CPU error alert sound
Whiiuuuhh - Whiiuuuhh - Whiiuuuhh

That should do the trick

- Peter
 
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Iain Dingsdale wrote:
> "Dom" <c@d.com> wrote in message
> news:QD7Hd.1163$SR5.781@newsfe3-win.ntli.net...
>
>>A little of subject, but I've brought enough misery in here so I thought I
>>would give you a smile
>>
>>You need to be careful whom you play this joke on - it can often go
>>wrong...
>>
>>http://daltonhammond.blogspot.com/2005/01/joke-that-can-go-wrong.html
>
>
> You'd have to be clinically simple to believe that

You've never seen some of the people who walk into PC World armed with a
credit card then? 😉




--
Ben Cottrell AKA Bench
 
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"Ben Cottrell" <bench@bench333.screaming.net> wrote in message
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> Iain Dingsdale wrote:
>> "Dom" <c@d.com> wrote in message
>> news:QD7Hd.1163$SR5.781@newsfe3-win.ntli.net...
>>
>>>A little of subject, but I've brought enough misery in here so I thought
>>>I
>>>would give you a smile
>>>
>>>You need to be careful whom you play this joke on - it can often go
>>>wrong...
>>>
>>>http://daltonhammond.blogspot.com/2005/01/joke-that-can-go-wrong.html
>>
>>
>> You'd have to be clinically simple to believe that
>
> You've never seen some of the people who walk into PC World armed with a
> credit card then? 😉

Actually yeh....saw someone go to the customer service desk (i was waiting
to return a faulty wireless card, needed one urgently), bring a laptop in
because the onboard NIC had bent pins. The bloke behind the desk wanted to
reinstall windows!
You gotta laugh when you see the people walking out to the cars, with thier
new pcs on a trolley, looking so so happy...

>
>
>
>
> --
> Ben Cottrell AKA Bench
 
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"Iain Dingsdale" wrote

> You gotta laugh when you see the people walking out to the cars, with
> thier new pcs on a trolley, looking so so happy...
>
Sending sheeps to the slaughterhouse?

- Peter
 
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I've written similar batches in the past, but straight away I can see
that one's better, it's got a really good "shitting it" pause in it, and
it also makes the disks go mad. We still use batches all the time in
work for tuning databases, and some day in the not-too-distant future
it's going to be tried on our servers...

Civilian_Target

Peter Lykkegaard wrote:
> Ach it's nothing really
> Back in the good old DOS you could pull a good trick on someone with a
> little skilled batch programming
>
> ------------------------
> @echo off
> echo Warning! Deleting M: drive
> dir c:\*.* /s > null
> echo Deletion complete
> pause
> ------------------------