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donbutts wrote:
> Just been dropping some more surrender leaflets on JW's patch
> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/donbutts/JWspatch.jpg
>
>


Ahhh, now my image of JayDub sitting on a eucalyptus stump in the back yard
overlooking his sprawling ranch, digger hat dashingly cocked, a koala
looking for his favorite tree that JayDub trashed for a better view from his
loo, a kookaburra on his shoulder softly warbling in his ear (or is it
warmly wetting down his back - never mind), watching a boomer bound off into
the setting sun, tossing another dead Barbed Wire into the ever growing pile
nearby............. all gone..........
Thanks DR B........
d:-<))

Cheers'n Beerz.. [_])
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On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 18:35:49 GMT, Dallas wrote:

> He lives under that section of elevated highway doesn't he?

Like in Scarface!


"Say hello to my little friend!!"

Only with JayDub you don't quite know what he might mean by that. ;-)

--

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Hi Butts,

Surrender leaflets????

We will fight you on the beaches, we will fight you on the pitches, we
will fight you in the pubs, beer gardens, and nightclubs, but we will never
surrender!!! :))

Regards,
John Ward

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> Just been dropping some more surrender leaflets on JW's patch
> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/donbutts/JWspatch.jpg
>
>
> Butts
>
 
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> Hi Butts,
>
> Surrender leaflets???? We will fight you on the beaches, we will fight
> you on the pitches, we will fight you in the pubs, beer gardens, and
> nightclubs, but we will never surrender!!! :))
>
> Regards,
> John Ward

Hi JW

ROTFLMAO!!
Is that Winnie the Pooh's version of the original Winnie the Pom?
Crash is pretty disillusioned now.. nah.. we thing we'll let you keep the
place!!
Cheers mate ;-)

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Hi CRaSH,

You had it pretty right, mate, except for that bit after "Ahhh". :))

Having read your post, though, you've got me thinking about a lifestyle
change! :)

Sounds pretty good to me.

Regards,
John Ward
"CRaSH" <sorry@aint-here.spam.com> wrote in message
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> donbutts wrote:
>> Just been dropping some more surrender leaflets on JW's patch
>> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/donbutts/JWspatch.jpg
>>
>>
>
>
> Ahhh, now my image of JayDub sitting on a eucalyptus stump in the back
> yard overlooking his sprawling ranch, digger hat dashingly cocked, a
> koala looking for his favorite tree that JayDub trashed for a better view
> from his loo, a kookaburra on his shoulder softly warbling in his ear (or
> is it warmly wetting down his back - never mind), watching a boomer bound
> off into the setting sun, tossing another dead Barbed Wire into the ever
> growing pile nearby............. all gone..........
> Thanks DR B........
> d:-<))
>
> Cheers'n Beerz.. [_])
> Don
>
 
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Hi Varmit,

Close, but no cigar, mate! :)

And, I'm not going to disclose my exact address here, in case Butts
flies over again, and flukes getting the navigation more accurate next time!
:))

Regards,
John ward
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>
> "donbutts"
>> Just been dropping some more surrender leaflets on JW's patch
>> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/donbutts/JWspatch.jpg
>
> He lives under that section of elevated highway doesn't he?
>
>
> Dallas
>
>
 
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Next time over it's a defoliant drop mate... back yards a bit overgrown ..
can't see the new barbie or the pet Willie Wagtail
Cheers JW
Butts

"John ward" <johnrmward@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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> Hi Varmit,
>
> Close, but no cigar, mate! :)
>
> And, I'm not going to disclose my exact address here, in case Butts
> flies over again, and flukes getting the navigation more accurate next
> time! :))
>
> Regards,
> John ward
 
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"John ward"
> flies over again, and flukes getting the navigation more accurate next
time!

I'd say that's your place just south of the old milk bar.


Dallas
 
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John ward wrote:
> Hi Butts,
>
> Surrender leaflets????
>
> We will fight you on the beaches, we will fight you on the pitches, we
> will fight you in the pubs, beer gardens, and nightclubs, but we will never
> surrender!!! :))

AS long s you stay clear of Fosters, VB,XXXX and all the Aussie 2nd
class beers....(Is there any other type ???)
 
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Hi butts,

The grass is being replaced with white quartz, the new barbie's been
broken in, I still whistle at the Willie Wagtails on the way in to the
Botanical Gardens each morning (as long as nobody's looking), (bit Picadilly
at present - we're only getting low 20*C, brass monkeys).

Had 2 bush turkeys and 1 Ibis pop over the fence into the backyard this
morning, before I trotted off on the CityCat to work for amnesty
International this morning.

No Kookaburras for a while now in the back yard, although I hear them
most mornings on my walking, and there's a pair I see fairly often in the
last tree before the bend to the Cafe.

Good, hey, strewth, what am I saying, BAD luck with your navigation!!

Regards,
John Ward
"donbutts" <remove.donneybutts@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Next time over it's a defoliant drop mate... back yards a bit overgrown ..
> can't see the new barbie or the pet Willie Wagtail
> Cheers JW
> Butts
>
> "John ward" <johnrmward@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
> news:42dc052c$0$3684$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>> Hi Varmit,
>>
>> Close, but no cigar, mate! :)
>>
>> And, I'm not going to disclose my exact address here, in case Butts
>> flies over again, and flukes getting the navigation more accurate next
>> time! :))
>>
>> Regards,
>> John ward
>
>
>
 
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Hi Butts,

Yeah - I'm feeling like I've let CRaSH, and Australia, down! :)

Fair dinkum, his scenario sounded spot on - I've experienced various
parts of it, but not the whole deal rolled into one package.

We're very lucky here in Aus' with our space, climate, political system,
and population density - even though that last term has a completely
different meaning when applied to Kiwis!! :))

Regards,
John Ward
"donbutts" <remove.donneybutts@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
>> Hi Butts,
>>
>> Surrender leaflets???? We will fight you on the beaches, we will fight
>> you on the pitches, we will fight you in the pubs, beer gardens, and
>> nightclubs, but we will never surrender!!! :))
>>
>> Regards,
>> John Ward
>
> Hi JW
>
> ROTFLMAO!!
> Is that Winnie the Pooh's version of the original Winnie the Pom?
> Crash is pretty disillusioned now.. nah.. we thing we'll let you keep the
> place!!
> Cheers mate ;-)
>
> Butts
>
 
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Hello JW
CRaSH has obviously done his homework but that stump collapsed, like the
house, with white termites, no one can sit still that long anywhere because
of those biting bull ants you'd need earmuffs if a Kookabura was stupid
enough to sit on your shoulder- like the rest of the country the birds are
raucous (including the women) YARRR!!! ...was that a crow or Betty next
door??
Cheers
Butts
Aussie news item No 1: "The great Australian actor Russell Crowe arrived
for the launching of his latest film ..

Aussie news item No 2: Russell Crowe is in trouble again. The former New
Zealander will appear in court later this week for throwing a telephone at
the receptionist etc.



"John ward" <johnrmward@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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> Hi Butts,
>
> Yeah - I'm feeling like I've let CRaSH, and Australia, down! :)
>
> Fair dinkum, his scenario sounded spot on - I've experienced various
> parts of it, but not the whole deal rolled into one package.
>
> We're very lucky here in Aus' with our space, climate, political
> system, and population density - even though that last term has a
> completely different meaning when applied to Kiwis!! :))
>
> Regards,
> John Ward
> "donbutts" <remove.donneybutts@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1wWCe.1504$PL5.185402@news.xtra.co.nz...
>>
>>> Hi Butts,
>>>
>>> Surrender leaflets???? We will fight you on the beaches, we will
>>> fight you on the pitches, we will fight you in the pubs, beer gardens,
>>> and nightclubs, but we will never surrender!!! :))
>>>
>>> Regards,
>>> John Ward
>>
>> Hi JW
>>
>> ROTFLMAO!!
>> Is that Winnie the Pooh's version of the original Winnie the Pom?
>> Crash is pretty disillusioned now.. nah.. we thing we'll let you keep the
>> place!!
>> Cheers mate ;-)
>>
>> Butts
>>
>
>
 
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Hi Butts,

Hey, you must have been to the same parts of Aus' that I have! :))

I have to come clean and admit there are parts of N.Z. I can't wait to
see - the Departure Ramp, for one!! :))

Even if Marcel switches to Plan B next year, I'm pretty tempted to come
over and have a squizz.

You're right, as always - Russell Crowe's acknowledged his roots are in
N.Z., hence all the problems......Q.E.D (Quad Errat Demonstrandum) :))

Toodle pip, and Tuddy byes,
John Ward
"donbutts" <remove.donneybutts@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Hello JW
> CRaSH has obviously done his homework but that stump collapsed, like the
> house, with white termites, no one can sit still that long anywhere
> because of those biting bull ants you'd need earmuffs if a Kookabura was
> stupid enough to sit on your shoulder- like the rest of the country the
> birds are raucous (including the women) YARRR!!! ...was that a crow or
> Betty next door??
> Cheers
> Butts
> Aussie news item No 1: "The great Australian actor Russell Crowe arrived
> for the launching of his latest film ..
>
> Aussie news item No 2: Russell Crowe is in trouble again. The former
> New Zealander will appear in court later this week for throwing a
> telephone at the receptionist etc.
>
>
>
> "John ward" <johnrmward@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
> news:42dc95c5$0$3275$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>> Hi Butts,
>>
>> Yeah - I'm feeling like I've let CRaSH, and Australia, down! :)
>>
>> Fair dinkum, his scenario sounded spot on - I've experienced various
>> parts of it, but not the whole deal rolled into one package.
>>
>> We're very lucky here in Aus' with our space, climate, political
>> system, and population density - even though that last term has a
>> completely different meaning when applied to Kiwis!! :))
>>
>> Regards,
>> John Ward
>> "donbutts" <remove.donneybutts@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:1wWCe.1504$PL5.185402@news.xtra.co.nz...
>>>
>>>> Hi Butts,
>>>>
>>>> Surrender leaflets???? We will fight you on the beaches, we will
>>>> fight you on the pitches, we will fight you in the pubs, beer gardens,
>>>> and nightclubs, but we will never surrender!!! :))
>>>>
>>>> Regards,
>>>> John Ward
>>>
>>> Hi JW
>>>
>>> ROTFLMAO!!
>>> Is that Winnie the Pooh's version of the original Winnie the Pom?
>>> Crash is pretty disillusioned now.. nah.. we thing we'll let you keep
>>> the place!!
>>> Cheers mate ;-)
>>>
>>> Butts
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
 
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> I have to come clean and admit there are parts of >>N.Z. I can't wait to
>>see - the Departure Ramp, for one!! :))

have we got those?? I had visions of you hitching a ride on the baggage
trolly.
>>Even if Marcel switches to Plan B next year, I'm >>pretty tempted to come
over and have a squizz.

you're most welcome JW.. on arrival just deny your heritage; the rest is a
breeze. Wind your watch back 20 years as we are still back in the times
where Police on the street don't carry firearms. Thank god
Chers
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"CRaSH"
> guess older, overweight, bald, yanks
> were on their terror watch list back in the
> 80's, and needed checked up on.. d:->))

Yeah, you might be carrying a nuke. :)


Dallas
 
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Hi Varmit,

This time, another cigar to add to your collection.

With you on the team, who needs any Super Computers? :)

Regards,
John ward
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> "John ward"
>> flies over again, and flukes getting the navigation more accurate next
> time!
>
> I'd say that's your place just south of the old milk bar.
>
>
> Dallas
>
>
 
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Hi Lindsay,

Several years ago I tried a boutique beer, brewed up the coast from
Brisbane at Eumundi.

It was called Snake Oil, and it certainly wasn't 2nd class!

More like 4th class - I still can't forget the taste!! :))

Regards,
John Ward
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>
>
> John ward wrote:
>> Hi Butts,
>>
>> Surrender leaflets????
>>
>> We will fight you on the beaches, we will fight you on the pitches,
>> we will fight you in the pubs, beer gardens, and nightclubs, but we will
>> never surrender!!! :))
>
> AS long s you stay clear of Fosters, VB,XXXX and all the Aussie 2nd class
> beers....(Is there any other type ???)
>
 
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ahh the old Eumundi Markets.. great place.. bet they weren't licenced.
Don't need to be licenced over here to sell Aussie Beer.. it's designated a
softdrink.

Butts


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> Hi Lindsay,
>
> Several years ago I tried a boutique beer, brewed up the coast from
> Brisbane at Eumundi.
>
> It was called Snake Oil, and it certainly wasn't 2nd class!
>
> More like 4th class - I still can't forget the taste!! :))
>
> Regards,
> John Ward
> "Lindsay" <ratbag2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:42dce59f$1@clear.net.nz...
>>
>>
>> John ward wrote:
>>> Hi Butts,
>>>
>>> Surrender leaflets????
>>>
>>> We will fight you on the beaches, we will fight you on the pitches,
>>> we will fight you in the pubs, beer gardens, and nightclubs, but we will
>>> never surrender!!! :))
>>
>> AS long s you stay clear of Fosters, VB,XXXX and all the Aussie 2nd class
>> beers....(Is there any other type ???)
>>
>
>
 
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"John ward"
> It was called Snake Oil, and it certainly wasn't 2nd class!

It was probably made from Mexican irrigation hose snakes.

heh heh

(Oh...come to think of it JayDub was likely down south during that thread.
To catch up, google groups: "Hola Amigos!!".)

Dallas
 
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Hi Butts,

But you probably DO need a licence to be allowed to drink them, even if
you do classify them as softdrinks for Import Excise purposes!

Regards,
John Ward
"donbutts" <remove.donneybutts@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> ahh the old Eumundi Markets.. great place.. bet they weren't licenced.
> Don't need to be licenced over here to sell Aussie Beer.. it's designated
> a softdrink.
>
> Butts
>
>
> "John ward" <johnrmward@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
> news:42dd60ec$0$25427$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>> Hi Lindsay,
>>
>> Several years ago I tried a boutique beer, brewed up the coast from
>> Brisbane at Eumundi.
>>
>> It was called Snake Oil, and it certainly wasn't 2nd class!
>>
>> More like 4th class - I still can't forget the taste!! :))
>>
>> Regards,
>> John Ward
>> "Lindsay" <ratbag2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:42dce59f$1@clear.net.nz...
>>>
>>>
>>> John ward wrote:
>>>> Hi Butts,
>>>>
>>>> Surrender leaflets????
>>>>
>>>> We will fight you on the beaches, we will fight you on the pitches,
>>>> we will fight you in the pubs, beer gardens, and nightclubs, but we
>>>> will never surrender!!! :))
>>>
>>> AS long s you stay clear of Fosters, VB,XXXX and all the Aussie 2nd
>>> class beers....(Is there any other type ???)
>>>
>>
>>
>
>
 
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Hi Varmit,

That's gotta rank right up there in the Classics, along with Lawn Dart's
Landing, you and Crash Parker getting your Callsigns, Alan White's
record-winning briefest reply ever, Quilljar's well-known insufferance of
any lowering of standards, the time Bill Leaming got a reply very slightly
wrong.........!!

I wonder where Arthur will choose to go for his next holidays? Can't
wait to hear all about it!! :))

Regards,
John Ward

What a corker! :))
"Dallas" <Cybnorm@spam_me_not.Hotmail.Com> wrote in message
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>
> "John ward"
>> It was called Snake Oil, and it certainly wasn't 2nd class!
>
> It was probably made from Mexican irrigation hose snakes.
>
> heh heh
>
> (Oh...come to think of it JayDub was likely down south during that thread.
> To catch up, google groups: "Hola Amigos!!".)
>
> Dallas
>
>
 
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