I've finally started to get clarity on my realistic options for a new card. I was in the market for a Gigabyte 5080 Waterforce card, which debuted with a price of $1299.00. It has gone up in price on Newegg twice - first to $1500.00, now to $1659.00, despite NEVER having been restocked yet that I'm aware of. Although I can still afford it, that is absolutely ridiculous.
Yesterday I learned that Alphacool has already developed a water block for the Asrock 9070 XT Taichi. The water block hasn't made it to any US vendors yet, but now that I know it exists, I'm pretty certain the Taichi will be my next card. It debuted at $729.00, and with more tariffs, I'm sure the next restock will be even more. Who knows what it'll end up costing me, but I'm pretty sure I'll still be able to land one for much less than the cost of a water cooled 5080.