Question WANTED: GIANT KEYBOARDS

[DancingElephants]

Hi all, I hope this exists. I'm looking for a keyboard, but bigger. 2 or more feet wide of bigger. Everything bigger. One made for fat, large fingers. I am tired of pushing "G" and getting "fgjbh"

Any suggestions for 0-$40 range.

Please no suggestions for anything fancy and/or that has rainbows or lights. We had two others and one spoke so we beat it with a stick until it died and the other kept changing colors and the shaman said it had demons in it so we also beat it with a stick stick until it died and threw it in the fire. Now me and the rest of the villagers are in the process of throwing all that kind of stuff into the lava pit before it gains sentience. We don't need more lights, we have fire.

I just want a bigger keyboard. A black and white one is fine.

Please help.

 

[hotaru.hino]

Unfortunately few companies seem to make keyboards that are basically scaled up and the ones I did find aren't in your price range (they're like $70+)

But if you're curious:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCQTWM?tag=onecguy-20&linkCode=ogi&th=1&psc=1 (Ablenet in general appears to make large sized keycap keyboards)

https://www.amazon.com/Redragon-Mechanical-Keyboard-Ergonomic-Anti-Ghosting/dp/B09V4HTWLT?th=1

 

[Colif]

problem with making it a poll is you can't award a solution.

I vote for the unicorns

 

[DSzymborski]

There are options like this too.

https://www.amazon.com/Nuklz-Computer-Keyboard-Visually-Impaired/dp/B01G9RNB6W

But two feet wider than a regular keyboard? You'd need some kind of bizarre novelty keyboard, and it certainly wouldn't be something mass-market or inexpensive.

 

[BFG-9000]

I have never seen one of these that was satisfactory. Yes, the keys are larger, but unless you press the very center of each key it will tilt and jam on the way down so fail to register. Perhaps if you removed the keycaps and greased under them.

Good thing about Amazon of course is you can return it if you don't like it. And the cheapest one I see is $15.99 right now

https://www.amazon.com/BOOGIIO-Computer-Keyboard-Oversized-Individuals/dp/B07QR3YHPK/ref=sr_1_14?crid=V84SWZ27OS3Y

 

[hotaru.hino]

I saw those two keyboards, but I believe the labels are just large, not the keys themselves.

 

[DancingElephants]

I'm one step ahead of you colif, I know there's no solution. Because what i'm asking for does not exist. Not with rainbows or if there's something else wrong with it. Like it requiring 6 D batteries for some reason.

I would like it to be two feet wide, but heck, a whole meter wide is welcome too, if the keys are bigger. At least. I'm happy with something bizarre and / or weird. Actually I expect it because this is about tech.


I am suprised I haven't seen one with googly eyes and a hidden 150 peice nail trimmer set nailed to the back of it or one that Massages my feet with a trackball right in the middle of it.

Hell, chances are there's one with a trackball on it with a rainbow LED background that has 3+ light settings and is blue tooth for some reason.

I should ask for help finding one under $25 but it simply must have rainbows.

Sometimes I wonder if I demand rainbows on everything all the rainbows will either dissapear and I will get normal items or something new will be the latest craze, like forget rainbows. Everything must dance. It's the future!

Because I know how this is going to go, lets set the price up to $150,000 limit. I know someone out will find the perfect one if it exists, but it will be for $150,001. So let's go there, but only if it's voice activated, comes with a lazar light show and hologram 3d projection unit for at least half the keys with multiple trackballs located right in the middle. Something like 6 on the left and 2 on the right side or any combination of trackball locations with at least 14 buttons on the back that serve basically no purposes whatsoever and a gliter dispensier.

I'll buy 2. SHOW ME THE WEIRD AND POINTLESS. Because this is what socity is today. I'm serious, it's the only way I'll get any actual results on the forums.

Never mind I can just go outside, get a stick to poke the keys separably. I'm so happy I live on a island where I can pointlessly stab at crabs with sticks all day long. There's swarms all day and night and they will eat your toes and they just keep coming. Some just hunt them with grenades and machine guns. No one cares.

( i'm only instrested in what i posted orgionally that are under $75 really.)

Direct key presses are fine, I will probably be using fists ( hopefully) to type anyways.

I know first one that shows up always offers the exact opposite of what is asked for, or are trolls pretending to be helpful but really a deceptive excuse for some smart alack b.s. So before I click hotaru's links, here's what happens to smart alacks.

On the island, ones like that are hunted down, beaten and greased by the local police, and thrown in a tiny jail cell with 2-3 other males 2 to 3 times their size who are serving life. Whatever happens, happens. The chairs outside of the cell are for the guards to watch, not for visitors, inmates don't get to contact the outside world, or rights.

It's not all bad tho. Clowns, ones like hotaru would have the chance to make unlimited phone calls to anyone he wants, everyone does. But they can only use this exact item as advertised from this exact page, nothing else:

https://www.amazon.com/ottwn-Compatible-Corners-Shockproof-Protection/dp/B09PRPHXBZ/ref=sr_1_6?content-id=amzn1.sym.1b55e175-aab2-4228-be7e-b2330901df8b:amzn1.sym.1b55e175-aab2-4228-be7e-b2330901df8b&keywords=cell+phone+case+for+iphone+11&pd_rd_r=0269434b-b7ea-4364-93e2-52f1cacf5eb3&pd_rd_w=ZsEDN&pd_rd_wg=V6pGR&pf_rd_p=1b55e175-aab2-4228-be7e-b2330901df8b&pf_rd_r=4CD1DH2NACEQDEXZXWN7&qid=1681452633&sr=8-6&th=1

also they get to pick a prize from the mystery bag if they have good behavior, clowns always get this:

https://www.amazon.com/ATTITUDE-Sensitive-Hypoallergenic-Soothing-Chamomile/dp/B07NF95F8F/ref=sr_1_13?crid=2Y3SV4FB5XPE4&keywords=lotion&qid=1681458693&refinements=p_n_feature_three_browse-bin:23952672011&rnid=23952162011&s=beauty&sprefix=lotion,aps,174&sr=1-13

or

https://www.amazon.com/Archie-McPhee-Novelty-Emotional-Support/dp/B09112SSJM/ref=sr_1_8_mod_primary_new?crid=2PDDMT0LRVQV7&keywords=rubber+chicken&qid=1681458768&sbo=RZvfv//HxDF+O5021pAnSA==&sprefix=rubber+chicken,aps,189&sr=8-8

Good luck! And choose wisely. ;D

The second suggestion by the other user is simply larger letters, not keys. Not what I asked for. Nice try tho. The next 6 are probably going to be something like that and be only 1 inch bigger, at least half with rainbows.

 

[JaAntonio]

I suggest to buy 50 of these :

https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Big-Enter-Almohada-oficina-escritorio/dp/B0BPQWCX72/ref=sr_1_2?__mk_es_US=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&crid=3LRVW9KK7EB9S&keywords=big+smash+enter+key&qid=1681466012&sprefix=big+smash+enter+key%2Caps%2C165&sr=8-2

 

[DSzymborski]

Here's what *actually* happens to smart alecks: they get their threads closed because they can't play well with others.

My apologies, Hotaru, for getting insulted by this guy in return for trying to help them.

An OP, if you post another thread (NOT on this topic), please significantly cut back the stream-of-consciousness trolling. This is the second thread you've started in a row like this. The streak will *not* reach three.