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qoop

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Wanted: a small person with no feelings. This person needs to be shorter than 5 feet tall and has to be able to take verbal abuse with a smile. If you know of such a person/midget please contact Yahiko for a royal burn.

*note, no midgets will be physically harmed only emotionally damaged.

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>
 

Jake75

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I have a busload of midgets available, they come in all sorts of colors and sizes if
you´re interested.

Ugly & retarded midget, 3 feet short : $1.99
Impossibly happy midget, 4 feet short : $2.99
Braindead midget, 2 feet short : $0.99
Mega midget, 1 feet short : $5.99

This is just a small list of what I have to offer, contact me if you want
the whole list.
Buy 4 midgets and get the 5th for free.

<font color=green>One step closer to monkey</font color=green>
 

Yahiko81

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Funny you should mention that. In high school i used to use short people for an armrest. You know when they do the predicitons and stuff. They said that I would grow up to be a wealthy man and hire a staff full of short people to be my portable armrest.

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green> :cool:
 

Yahiko81

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Hmm.. good deals I see. But are they paper trained? If so I'll take 200 braindead midgets, 50 Mega midgets, and 4 impossibly happy midgets. I don't need no stinking ugly midgets.

<b>Agent</b> <b><font color=green>81</b></font color=green> :cool:
 

Jake75

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Wohoo!
It´s all yours, happy "midgeting"







No refunds.

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qoop

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yes, I got that a few times. Thank you on behalf of those people. lol.

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>
 

qoop

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why not? Yahiko wanted midgets to pick on and I'm tired of him using me! lol.
Personally I don't think I'm THAT short. But he lives in the land of giants.

<font color=purple>People should smile more, they'd live longer.</font color=purple>
 
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