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Polychromic wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 14:13:07 GMT, Optician Dragon
> <DragonLensman1@verizon.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 06:41:41 GMT, <zhentil@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"Polychromic" <macecil@comcast.net> is hoopy:
>>>
>>>> Well, you see that is why they developed towels. For cleaning. You
>>>> know
>>>> that you can wipe a appliance clean. Kind of neat, eh?
>>>
>>>Cleaning? Towels can be used for cleaning, too!? Wonders shall never
>>>cease!
>>Towels are the most important thing you can carry.
>
> That and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
>
I made some of those in Duke 3D many years ago. They were great!
You threw one, and then everything stopped while a terrible voice said
'ZARDOZ IS PLEASED!'. And when the voice finished speaking, everyone who
was found being naughty in His sight did snuff it.
You had to throw one and then quickly run round the corner to avoid being
converted into a small pool of blood.
The funny thing was it smashed all the bottles and clocks and everything in
the whole city, but left the people intact (except those who looked into
the eyes of God, of course).
--
JP Morris - aka DOUG the Eagle (Dragon) -=UDIC=- jpm@it-he.org
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