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Plonker wrote:
> I really need something that will impress the girls.

Start with a brain transplant, and don't use another from Abby Normal!
 
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Plonker wrote:
> I really need something that will impress the girls.

Anything with a long lens; evidently, you can't impress them in *other*
ways...



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Get one of them Tru Viewer toy stereoscopes, and tell them you're
taking 3d pictures of them. I'm sure your girls won't see through it.
 
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"Plonker" <h@ha.ha> writes:

> I really need something that will impress the girls.

You want a fairly long zoom; something in the 80-200 range.
Preferably a push-pull design.
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You think you're going to impress the girls by being nude while you
take photos of them?!?!? Sorry, that will scare them off!
 
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>Anything with a long lens; evidently, you can't impress them in *other*
>ways...


It ain't the focal length, it's the aperture.

Chicks dig the big glass.
 
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Don't forget the Vaseline - I mean for rubbing around the edges of your
daylight filter to add a soft edge to the photos, of course.
 
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David Dyer-Bennet wrote:
> "Plonker" <h@ha.ha> writes:
>
>
>>I really need something that will impress the girls.
>
>
> You want a fairly long zoom; something in the 80-200 range.
> Preferably a push-pull design.


But you need a Nikon so you can spot meter. 🙂
 
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wilt wrote:
> You think you're going to impress the girls by being nude while you
> take photos of them?!?!? Sorry, that will scare them off!
>

Unless he has a VERY unusual tripod. 🙂
 
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OK, here's the deal. You're getting a ton of really bad advice, with the
recommendations for digitals, 35mm, and all that small girly-man trash. Get
a Sinar 8x10 view camera. It's huge, you can hide under the block cloth
while you're focusing/ogling, and that way, they can't see you drooling. And
stuff. If you can't get your hands on a view camera, the Mamiya RZ67 is very
impressive looking. And, if you hire someone with a brain, can produce
excellent images. Plus you can get the huge lenses, as well.

Now go. Drool.

"Plonker" <h@ha.ha> wrote in message
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>I really need something that will impress the girls.
>
 
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"Plonker" <h@ha.ha> skrev i meddelandet
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>I really need something that will impress the girls.
>
You need a camera with the lens pointing 45 degrees up.
Thats the only thing you need to impress a blond.


Story.
- Do you know where a blond put her legs to impress?
- Behind the ears.

Pepe
 
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"Plonker" <h@ha.ha> wrote in message
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>I really need something that will impress the girls.
>
Don't you receive any SPAM?

They are always trying to sell stuff that is supposed to impress the girls.

If you do buy some, let us know how well it worked.

Roy G
 
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"Isaiah Beard" <sacredpoet@sacredpoet.com> wrote in message
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> Plonker wrote:
>> I really need something that will impress the girls.
>
> Anything with a long lens; evidently, you can't impress them in *other*
> ways...
>
>
>
> --
> E-mail fudged to thwart spammers.
> Transpose the c's and a's in my e-mail address to reply.

Don't forget to put a filter on the front.
Jim
 
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and now for a serious answer (tho i doubt it was a serious question)

It doesnt really matter - get something with connection to external flash -
like a PC synce socker or a hotshoe - that way you can connect to studio
flash

I've used 3 different Olympus 7XX uz cameras to produce the images (nude and
otherwise) on my site - i like Olympus - but its 'horses for courses.'

Rich
www.digitalmood.co.uk



"Jim" <oldman@invalid.not> wrote in message
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>
> "Isaiah Beard" <sacredpoet@sacredpoet.com> wrote in message
> news:11f1p7k435pn856@corp.supernews.com...
>> Plonker wrote:
>>> I really need something that will impress the girls.
>>
>> Anything with a long lens; evidently, you can't impress them in *other*
>> ways...
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> E-mail fudged to thwart spammers.
>> Transpose the c's and a's in my e-mail address to reply.
>
> Don't forget to put a filter on the front.
> Jim
>
 
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Rich,
Of course it wasn't a serious question.... You have to answer tongue in
cheek :-O Seriously
Paul


Rich wrote:
> and now for a serious answer (tho i doubt it was a serious question)
>
> It doesnt really matter - get something with connection to external flash -
> like a PC synce socker or a hotshoe - that way you can connect to studio
> flash
>
> I've used 3 different Olympus 7XX uz cameras to produce the images (nude and
> otherwise) on my site - i like Olympus - but its 'horses for courses.'
>
> Rich
> www.digitalmood.co.uk
>
>
>
> "Jim" <oldman@invalid.not> wrote in message
> news:3le3v3F12be76U1@individual.net...
>
>>"Isaiah Beard" <sacredpoet@sacredpoet.com> wrote in message
>>news:11f1p7k435pn856@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>>>Plonker wrote:
>>>
>>>>I really need something that will impress the girls.
>>>
>>>Anything with a long lens; evidently, you can't impress them in *other*
>>>ways...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>--
>>>E-mail fudged to thwart spammers.
>>>Transpose the c's and a's in my e-mail address to reply.
>>
>>Don't forget to put a filter on the front.
>>Jim
>>
>
>
>
 
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Paul

Are you suggesting that the original post was a bit of a needle dick?

Rich
www.digitalmood.co.uk



"Paul Schilter" <paulschilter@nospamcomcast.net> wrote in message
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> Rich,
> Of course it wasn't a serious question.... You have to answer tongue in
> cheek :-O Seriously
> Paul
>
>
> Rich wrote:
>> and now for a serious answer (tho i doubt it was a serious question)
>>
>> It doesnt really matter - get something with connection to external
>> flash - like a PC synce socker or a hotshoe - that way you can connect to
>> studio flash
>>
>> I've used 3 different Olympus 7XX uz cameras to produce the images (nude
>> and otherwise) on my site - i like Olympus - but its 'horses for
>> courses.'
>>
>> Rich
>> www.digitalmood.co.uk
>>
>>
>>
>> "Jim" <oldman@invalid.not> wrote in message
>> news:3le3v3F12be76U1@individual.net...
>>
>>>"Isaiah Beard" <sacredpoet@sacredpoet.com> wrote in message
>>>news:11f1p7k435pn856@corp.supernews.com...
>>>
>>>>Plonker wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>I really need something that will impress the girls.
>>>>
>>>>Anything with a long lens; evidently, you can't impress them in *other*
>>>>ways...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>--
>>>>E-mail fudged to thwart spammers.
>>>>Transpose the c's and a's in my e-mail address to reply.
>>>
>>>Don't forget to put a filter on the front.
>>>Jim
>>>
>>
>>
 
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No, not at all. I have no knowledge of the OP anatomy, nor do I want
any. But he does seem to have a sense of humor.
Paul


Rich wrote:
> Paul
>
> Are you suggesting that the original post was a bit of a needle dick?
>
> Rich
> www.digitalmood.co.uk
>
>
>
> "Paul Schilter" <paulschilter@nospamcomcast.net> wrote in message
> news:EIydnaUDL752wW_fRVn-tA@comcast.com...
>
>>Rich,
>>Of course it wasn't a serious question.... You have to answer tongue in
>>cheek :-O Seriously
>>Paul
>>
>>
>>Rich wrote:
>>
>>>and now for a serious answer (tho i doubt it was a serious question)
>>>
>>>It doesnt really matter - get something with connection to external
>>>flash - like a PC synce socker or a hotshoe - that way you can connect to
>>>studio flash
>>>
>>>I've used 3 different Olympus 7XX uz cameras to produce the images (nude
>>>and otherwise) on my site - i like Olympus - but its 'horses for
>>>courses.'
>>>
>>>Rich
>>>www.digitalmood.co.uk
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Jim" <oldman@invalid.not> wrote in message
>>>news:3le3v3F12be76U1@individual.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>>"Isaiah Beard" <sacredpoet@sacredpoet.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:11f1p7k435pn856@corp.supernews.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Plonker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>I really need something that will impress the girls.
>>>>>
>>>>>Anything with a long lens; evidently, you can't impress them in *other*
>>>>>ways...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>--
>>>>>E-mail fudged to thwart spammers.
>>>>>Transpose the c's and a's in my e-mail address to reply.
>>>>
>>>>Don't forget to put a filter on the front.
>>>>Jim
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>
 
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"Plonker" <h@ha.ha> writes:

> I really need something that will impress the girls.

A Box Brownie of course...

Sheesh, don't they teach 'em anything these days.

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Wit, wisdom and not taking yourself too seriously. With those
qualities the size of your "camera" won't matter.

On Wed, 3 Aug 2005 17:04:24 +0200, "Plonker" <h@ha.ha> wrote:

>I really need something that will impress the girls.
>
 
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Paul Schilter wrote:

> But you need a Nikon so you can spot meter. 🙂

You have a one track mind.

The most important thing is a lens hood and a professional looking tripod.
 
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On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 14:33:04 GMT, SMS <scharf.steven@geemail.com> wrote:

>Paul Schilter wrote:
>
>> But you need a Nikon so you can spot meter. 🙂
>
>You have a one track mind.
>
>The most important thing is a lens hood and a professional looking tripod.


If you use Penthouse mag as a guide,
the most important feature would be extreme close-up.


<rj>
 
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On Tue, 13 Sep 2005 14:33:04 +0000, SMS wrote:

> Paul Schilter wrote:
>
>> But you need a Nikon so you can spot meter. 🙂
>
> You have a one track mind.
>
> The most important thing is a lens hood and a professional looking tripod.
Don't forget the dirty mac and dark glasses.
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