Which username is better?

[TheSolidMoose]

This may be totally off topic and isn't what TomsHardware is used for but which username is better?
TheSolidMoose
Or
SeducingPotato
Or
PotatoSalad?

 

[JackNaylorPE]

TaterSalad is taken by Ron White

Start at about 3:45
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/frzyg6/comedy-central-presents-tater-salad

 

[MarkW]

TheSolidMooseSeducingaPotatoWhileSittingInPotatoSalad

Too bad that would probably be too long... 😛