I have 2 Windows 8 machines that were upgraded from previous machines. I have not seen either of these patching issues. This article is really the first I have even heard of issues related to the release ... could the author site some of the sources he is using?
Just did a google search on Windows 8 patch issues, top 10 stories talk about patches being released not massive numbers of people having issues with patches. Jumped into bing, google and yahoo and did a number of searches like Windows 8 patching problems, issues with win 8 patches, broken patches and pretty much nothing brought up this huge issue your talking about.
OS's have bugs, they get patches, things happen with new OS's ... even Apple. Shrug. Usually if you write an article on something you back it up with sources, if you don't its just an op ed.