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Mechanoid <necromancer_90@hotmail.com> barked:
> "You open the elf zombie like a pillow case!!!"
> heh. I guess i did a absolutely critical hit to him, and quite
> litterally made him explode.
😛
> What are some of the funniest combat messages you've read,
> similar to this one?
Hmmm... How about:
"You open the plant like a pillowcase!!!"
"You open the slime creature like a pillowcase!!!"
"You open the potion of healing like a pillowcase!!!"
"You open the potion of confusion like a pillowcase!!!"
"You open the hellwing like a pillowcase!!!"
"You open the iron troll skeleton like a pillowcase!!!"
I wonder what the last one looked like...
Maybe I should get round to distilling the funny messages out of the
DrCK dumps. It has neat stuff like:
"You kill the ogre!
Xom grants you a minor favour.
A red film seems to cover your vision as you go berserk!
You feel yourself moving faster!
You feel mighty!
You feel yourself speed up."
Very nice indeed, with so many overwhelming, mighty opponents to
face:
#..########
#..##..<..#
#..##.#.#.#
#.....#.#.#
##.####.#.#
#.##...#.#
#.##.###.#
#.##.#...#
#@##.#.###
#)##...#
...#####
...#
...###
#........###
#.....##..@#
#.....######
.....
<g>
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