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Arthur J. O'Dwyer wrote:
> The door crashes open! The spell hits the fox! You kill the fox!
> * a gem or rock (rocks)
> You see here a large box.
>
> -Arthur
Jesus, I think that's the funniest one I've ever read.
Perhaps YANI: summons large cat carrying cornuthaum/dunce cap?