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Actually it is true I tested this and went to the mall with some anti static bags attached to my body every where and the girls would not stop pointing and giggling with glee. I was amazed at the affectiveness of anti static bags and the magic they can work on big boobied hot chicken heads. :D Hell even the security guard couldn't keep her hands off me.
 

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[citation][nom]truehighroller[/nom]Actually it is true I tested this and went to the mall with some anti static bags attached to my body every where and the girls would not stop pointing and giggling with glee. I was amazed at the affectiveness of anti static bags and the magic they can work on big boobied hot chicken heads. Hell even the security guard couldn't keep her hands off me.[/citation]

The anti-static love machine wh? xD
 

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And with the introduction of these stupid ass 'entertainment stories,' you've lost a reader. This site has gone so far downhill it's now drowning below the sea of stupidity.

Congrats Tom's!
 

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In other news: Several blond girlfriends of nerds were found dead today. Strangely they all died the same way, suffocation from motherboard sized anti-static bags.

More at 11.
 

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[citation][nom]ta152h[/nom]Anyone who thinks women are not attracted to muscle is a fool. Having been both skinny and later a bodybuilder, there is NO comparison. Girls are much more upfront about it than guys too, so it's not a big mystery.[/citation]

Untrue. Studies have already proven that steroids will shrink your junk to infinitesimal proportions. (which you should already know) Also it leads to problematic mood swings that cause you to become crazier than a shithouse baboon. (which you should already know)

The real truth of it all...if you line up a bunch of drooling, knuckle-dragging, cro-magnon mouth breathers next to a computer geek with a bulging wallet, the monkeyboys will be going home alone to shoot each other up with HGH and bang each other in the ass with their 2 inch dicks.

Personally I find that my 15” Johnson keeps me in all the poon that I need. Excuse me now while I go strangle a caribou with it.
 

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Humor is great... But not on a site that wants to be seen as a top notch tech site... Leave this junk to The Onion and focus on making a better site with more articles and relevant news. This kind of content undermines the core mission of Tom's. Don't expect to keep readership should you go down this path....
 

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In another year or so they will say women are attracted to the scent of a overheated video card or processor. That could get expensive:). Either way it's always something different each time these studies come out. Listen no-one has EVER figured out how a women ticks. Other than the obvious physical attributes I think the mystery of trying to figure them out is just part of why we go after them. Why else do we men go crazy trying to figure out what the He!! happened when it seems they just are not making any sense.
 

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[citation][nom]bill gates is your daddy[/nom]Untrue. Studies have already proven that steroids will shrink your junk to infinitesimal proportions. (which you should already know) Also it leads to problematic mood swings that cause you to become crazier than a shithouse baboon. (which you should already know) The real truth of it all...if you line up a bunch of drooling, knuckle-dragging, cro-magnon mouth breathers next to a computer geek with a bulging wallet, the monkeyboys will be going home alone to shoot each other up with HGH and bang each other in the ass with their 2 inch dicks.Personally I find that my 15” Johnson keeps me in all the poon that I need. Excuse me now while I go strangle a caribou with it.[/citation]

Instant classic.


BTW, azcoyote

Go get a beer and get laid, get a touch with reality.


Seriously, I asked my GF about it and she said true. Plus she digs the smell when i solder. (I even think her breasts get slightly bigger when she smells antistatic bags.)

-Whiz
 

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If you look at the picture, you'll notice she's not very pretty. Safe to say, it attracts unattractive females...good luck fellas!
 
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