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Yea it did come to pass that that the retaining clip on the NB fan detacheth
itself and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth amongst ye Tweakers.
"Abit" cryeth ye tweakers, "why hast thou forsaken us." "Thou hast cast us
on the dungheap and there is mourning amongst us." But Abit heareth not and
there was much woe amongst the tweakers. "Didst not we taketh our parent's
credit card, and didst not we give thee our parents' shekels?" But Abit
heareth not and ye tweakers didst speak evil of Abit. Then didst the
prophet, Abitmarketing, come unto us saying, "Thou must not speak evil of
the Mighty Abit lest thou invoke the wrath of ye moderator, whence ye shall
be cast into the pit, for this shall be the fate of they who who disregard
the the AUP.
Then did the tweakers cover themselves in ashes, sack cloth and Arctic
Silver, and, amidst much wailing and gnashing of teeth, didst the Tweakers
seek to repair their NB fans, using paper clips, pieces of wood, molten
metals and superglue. Then from amongst their midst came forward Davey
saying "Hearken to me, ye acolylytes of Abit, for I am a true desciple. Take
ye again, the credit card of thine parent and give thine parents'shekels to
Microcool. Take ye then the NB chip, annoint it with silver and add ye
Microcool fan, and lo ye shall return to a blessed state of cool and
tranquility." On hearing these words the acolytes did obey and there was
much rejoicing in the land Tweakers.
Then came voices in the wilderness again saying, "We have taken our parents
credit cards and given their shekels to Microcool but we have no way to
attach ye fan to ye motherboard." On hearing this did Davey come forward
saying, Oh ye of little faith, listen to my words! Take ye again thine
parents' credit cards and give again their shekels to Microcool and you
shall find redemption and shall be lifted from thine sadness." And lo, so it
came to pass. Ye tweakers didst take the credit cards of their parents and
didst give more shekels to Microcool and ye NB fans didst cease to fall upon
ye AGP cards and the Tweakers didst rejoice.
It is said that there are other Makers who maketh motherboards that doth not
demand such tributes and worketh straight out of ye box, but hearken ye not
to the words of false prophets and take ye not thine neighbours' sheep to be
thine wife. The words of such false prophets shall not be heard in the
Temple of Abit and scrapies is nast!.;-P
Yea it did come to pass that that the retaining clip on the NB fan detacheth
itself and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth amongst ye Tweakers.
"Abit" cryeth ye tweakers, "why hast thou forsaken us." "Thou hast cast us
on the dungheap and there is mourning amongst us." But Abit heareth not and
there was much woe amongst the tweakers. "Didst not we taketh our parent's
credit card, and didst not we give thee our parents' shekels?" But Abit
heareth not and ye tweakers didst speak evil of Abit. Then didst the
prophet, Abitmarketing, come unto us saying, "Thou must not speak evil of
the Mighty Abit lest thou invoke the wrath of ye moderator, whence ye shall
be cast into the pit, for this shall be the fate of they who who disregard
the the AUP.
Then did the tweakers cover themselves in ashes, sack cloth and Arctic
Silver, and, amidst much wailing and gnashing of teeth, didst the Tweakers
seek to repair their NB fans, using paper clips, pieces of wood, molten
metals and superglue. Then from amongst their midst came forward Davey
saying "Hearken to me, ye acolylytes of Abit, for I am a true desciple. Take
ye again, the credit card of thine parent and give thine parents'shekels to
Microcool. Take ye then the NB chip, annoint it with silver and add ye
Microcool fan, and lo ye shall return to a blessed state of cool and
tranquility." On hearing these words the acolytes did obey and there was
much rejoicing in the land Tweakers.
Then came voices in the wilderness again saying, "We have taken our parents
credit cards and given their shekels to Microcool but we have no way to
attach ye fan to ye motherboard." On hearing this did Davey come forward
saying, Oh ye of little faith, listen to my words! Take ye again thine
parents' credit cards and give again their shekels to Microcool and you
shall find redemption and shall be lifted from thine sadness." And lo, so it
came to pass. Ye tweakers didst take the credit cards of their parents and
didst give more shekels to Microcool and ye NB fans didst cease to fall upon
ye AGP cards and the Tweakers didst rejoice.
It is said that there are other Makers who maketh motherboards that doth not
demand such tributes and worketh straight out of ye box, but hearken ye not
to the words of false prophets and take ye not thine neighbours' sheep to be
thine wife. The words of such false prophets shall not be heard in the
Temple of Abit and scrapies is nast!.;-P
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