Absorb and Protect Your Data With the Tampon Flashdrive

[waethorn]

Surprisingly, the tampon USB stick and an iPad don't go together.

 

[whysobluepandabear]

This is just sick.......seriously.

 

[waethorn]

Figures that they'd put this in a pic of a pussy computer.

 

[eddieroolz]

The weird stares is too much for me, thanks...

 

[esrever]

I guess the ipad has more competition now.

 

[mrmike_49]

I just don't know what to say - the opportunities for truly tasteless jokes is almost infinite!!

 

[face-plants]

WTF nobody better try plugging that sh!t into the USB ports of ANY of my machines. I don't care how innovative or w/e somebody apparently thought this was. Some moron can still lose it or leave it in a computer and walk away. I refrain from making any sexist remarks at this point...

Get a flash drive with full hardware encryption and/or some kind of built-in biometrics and protect your data for real. If someone wanted to, there are already plenty of microSD and flash drive solutions they could hide in body cavities without having the thing look totally offensive when being used or left on a desk.

 

[nebun]

since when has stupidity become accepted?

 

[beetlejuicegr]

usb tampons first, now you all thought of the next...

vibrator "solid state" disk!!!

 

[Temp_Username]

If I was a female spy this would be perfect.

 

[halcyon]

[citation][nom]win7guru[/nom]If I was a female spy this would be perfect.[/citation]
I'm sure they've been around for a while now...ever heard of the term, "cavity checks".

 

[del35]

Since when has stupidity become accepted?

Ummmm, Apple is a testament to that.

 

[halcyon]

[citation][nom]del35[/nom]Ummmm, Apple is a testament to that.[/citation]
Yeah, because to render on a Mac Pro you must be stupid right?

 

[xizhuith]

If stupid people were looked down on, then maybe we'd see a large shift in the willingness for people to learn.

 

[halcyon]

[citation][nom]xizhuith[/nom]If stupid people were looked down on, then maybe we'd see a large shift in the willingness for people to learn.[/citation]
People that have the capacity for high intelligence but don't use it are generally looked down upon... (if this is what you mean)...but it doesn't serve society much to look down upon those that do not have the capacity for great intelligence. Looking down on someone with down syndrome serves nothing and is unkind. You may disagree.

 

[darkguset]

[citation][nom]icemunk[/nom]I would blood well not buy one of those, period.[/citation]

I see what you did there! lol!

 

[hoofhearted]

Would women actually "use" these? Talk about securing your data.

 

[jsc]

I just had to click on the story link ...

 

[kentlowt]

[citation][nom]Christopher1[/nom]But but...... if you have SMART people in the populace, who will vote Rethuglican!The above is a shot at Republicans, but (in my opinion) a justified one considering how damned much trouble the Rethugs, religious and conservatives in general have gotten the United States and really the world into recently.[/citation]
Just the fact that you even said this puts your intelligence (or rather lack thereof) on display for all to see.

 

[gam0reily]

monthly backups \m/

 

[didgetmaster]

A novel idea to be sure, but at these prices???

8 GB for $55, are you kidding me? Who do they think they are? Apple?

 

[brett1042002]

Looks like this brings whole new meaning....

(•_•) , ( •_•)>⌐■-■ , (⌐■_■)

... to Plug N' Play

YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

[Gundam288]

In other news, female employee data theft increased in 2012.....

 

[hawkwindeb]

[citation][nom]freejet[/nom]"The Tampon Flashdrive comes in three different sizes that are appropriately named light, moderate and heavy flow..." What about one with wings?[/citation]
No one makes wings on a tampons silly. However, it's an option on the iPad as well as the adhesive strip on the back of the iPad to make really sure it stays in the right place in the panties!

 

[dreadlokz]

thats better then encryption =D
now make one for men... like a screwdriver or something ;p