An Overclocked David Hasselhoff vs. AM2

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David Hasselhoff or AM2?

  • The Bad Driver D.H.

    Votes: 17 38.6%

  • The Mighty AM2

    Votes: 17 38.6%

  • Depends

    Votes: 10 22.7%
  • Total voters
    44
As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.
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If you want raw facts, then Chuck Norris would be them all :wink: agreed and i think if anyone told him non stop why their side was better he would snap a few necks :wink: :lol: :twisted:

Dude Chuck Norris is nothing compare to Steven Seagal with his Aikido/Judo skills man. But I don't know about now, back then he was bad ass and break people's neck, arm, legs, torso and even women. So there he's pretty bad ass.

Now Steven I think went to anger management and then he got fat and plays guitar all the time. So I'm like what the f$uck.WTF?
 
As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.
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If you want raw facts, then Chuck Norris would be them all :wink: agreed and i think if anyone told him non stop why their side was better he would snap a few necks :wink: :lol: :twisted:

Dude Chuck Norris is nothing compare to Steven Seagal with his Aikido/Judo skills man. But I don't know about now, back then he was bad ass and break people's neck, arm, legs, torso and even women. So there he's pretty bad ass.

Now Steven I think went to anger management and then he got fat and plays guitar all the time. So I'm like what the f$uck.WTF?How many Frames Per Second do you think David Hasselhoff would put out in F.E.A.R. if we overclocked him?
 
As with the Chuck Norris thread, no fake benchmarks or anything. No benchmarketing, just raw facts please. 8O There is a poll (obviously) but reply along with your vote.
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If you want raw facts, then Chuck Norris would be them all :wink: agreed and i think if anyone told him non stop why their side was better he would snap a few necks :wink: :lol: :twisted:

Dude Chuck Norris is nothing compare to Steven Seagal with his Aikido/Judo skills man. But I don't know about now, back then he was bad ass and break people's neck, arm, legs, torso and even women. So there he's pretty bad ass.

Now Steven I think went to anger management and then he got fat and plays guitar all the time. So I'm like what the f$uck.

Seagal FINISHER! *neck snap* Steven Seagal is gotta be one of the worst actors i've ever seen. But as for his skillz as Judo man or whatever. He ain't got nothing on Chuck Norris. BUT THEN AGAIN, neither of them have ANYTHING on Bruce Lee. Lee would kick both their a$$ at the same time :wink:
 
If I were to rank these martial artist in rank starting w/ the best, it would look something like this...

Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
Jean Claude Van DAMN
Jet Li
Jackie Chan! hell yeh
Seagal FINISHER!
 
If I were to rank these martial artist in rank starting w/ the best, it would look something like this...

Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
Jean Claude Van DAMN
Jet Li
Jackie Chan! hell yeh
Seagal FINISHER!
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What about Drunken Master lol.
 
If I were to rank these martial artist in rank starting w/ the best, it would look something like this...

Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
Drunken Master (WHA LA) drunkenni mater now on da lit hahahha
Jean Claude Van DAMN
Jet Li
Jackie Chan! hell yeh
Seagal FINISHER!
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What about Drunken Master lol.
 
What about Jean Claude Van Damme?
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Oh god, don't even start with that guy. He's all big man with his flying kicks and even poses at paparazzi with his kick. But he all got beat up by one bartender whom he makes fun of. Where's he's kick skills now!!??

It must be really hard for Jean Claude laying on the ground with a bartender on top of him saying " You got knock the f$ck out b!tch" So I guess that puts him out of the picture here. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
If I were to rank these martial artist in rank starting w/ the best, it would look something like this...

Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
Jean Claude Van DAMN
Jet Li
Jackie Chan! hell yeh
Seagal FINISHER!
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Mister Miyagi? huh..wax on wax off. Now that's a real Master!!! 😀
 
If I were to rank these martial artist in rank starting w/ the best, it would look something like this...

Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris
Jean Claude Van DAMN
Jet Li
Jackie Chan! hell yeh
Seagal FINISHER!
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Hong Kong Phooey all the way, kick the crap out of all those guys.
 
Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
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uhh yeah chunky then hes gonna kick you in the nuts for giving him such a stupid name lol
 
Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
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uhh yeah chunky then hes gonna kick you in the nuts for giving him such a stupid name lolWhy don't you name him Chunkymonster then he won't have to deal ith the embarrasment of having such a discraceful name.
 
Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
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uhh yeah chunky then hes gonna kick you in the nuts for giving him such a stupid name lol

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's just retarded but it's been done before, not the Conroe.

This one couple named their newborn kid Turok ( a character in the Nintendo game "Turok") for $10,000. That would suck your name comes from products!

So for the other guy, I beg you not to name your kid Conroe cuz when he grows up and know how you came up to name him, your kid will name you retard.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Hmmm...I know it's not a choice with this poll and thread...but I'm gonna still have to go with CONROE on this one...

CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!

I'm gonna name my first-born son CONROE and when he get's older and asks me, "Daddy, where did I get my name?" I will reply, "Son, you were named after the greatest processor of all processors that ever was and will ever. It was deemed so by the benchmark gods on the web-shrine Anandtech and all the Intel fanboys. Now son, when anyone asks you where your name came from, tell them this with pride and reverence."

CONROE! CONROE! CONROE!
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uhh yeah chunky then hes gonna kick you in the nuts for giving him such a stupid name lol

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's just retarded but it's been done before, not the Conroe.

This one couple named their newborn kid Turok ( a character in the Nintendo game "Turok") for $10,000. That would suck your name comes from products!

So for the other guy, I beg you not to name your kid Conroe cuz when he grows up and know how you came up to name him, your kid will name you retard.

:lol: :lol: :lol:Thats not like you Chuck, you made as much sense as 9 inch!
 
I need to switch to watercooling soon, my computer sounds like its about to fly =/
Sounds like a damn 747 :roll:
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Go passive cooling. Heat Pipes are amazing :) Water cooling still needs fans. Besides, heat pipes are FREEEEEE to run and never "break down".

I had one of the first 10k SCSI drives in my computer. Cost me $900 at the time. If you want to talk about a plane starting up, this thing was INSANE. It had thie "Whirrrr" and everything :)
 
Ok just checking, I thought their might have been another bogus benchmark on some new processor again or socket type or whatever. This technology changes by the second! OMG!
 
Ok just checking, I thought their might have been another bogus benchmark on some new processor again or socket type or whatever. This technology changes by the second! OMG!
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Check the link in my sig, its funny as hell.
 
Damnit, leave it in your sig awhile. I can't pull up that website while i'm at work, damn blocks and shit. But as for the rest of the sig lol...

"Prescott is the best thing since sliced bread!
LOL Prescott plus bread = toast "
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Classic ROFL
 
And what do mean by I make much sense as 9inch? :?

Anyways the links you have is pretty confusing, talking about halo then coconuts terrified of beef jerky and eating bananas??????? WTF?
Did you started that link Caboose?
 
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