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Malachias Invictus <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote:
> "Bradd W. Szonye" <bradd+news@szonye.com> wrote in message
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>> Matt Frisch <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote:
>>> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 14:21:39 GMT, "Marc L." <master.cougar@gmail.com>
>>> scribed into the ether:
>>>> Well, I did find a web site that states the average beluga whale
>>>>as a mass of 1 500Kg, so he's not wrong on that count.
>>>
>>> I found one that indicated they typically weigh 7 tons, have a 155 IQ and
>>> can beat humans at chess.
>>
>> Is that a beluga whale, or is that Jeff Goslin?
>
> You are being overly generous with the latter two traits.

He could probably win a chess game against my wife. She's still
learning how to play.
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"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in
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> I have to agree, of course. But then again, the lion isn't afraid
> of the HUMANS there, so much as he is afraid of the HERD(for
> comparison, we'll
>

My god, you are totally stupid aren't you? This subthread
started when you claimed that a lion would go into a human camp, kill
one of the people there and stay there and eat the person. You even
claimed that the people could not shoo it away.

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"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> > No, I said that if a species was too easy to kill, it would develop a
>> > defense against that.
>>
>> Yes, exactly. A defense against being too easy to kill is something that
>> makes them less easy to kill, by definition.
>
> "A" defense, you're right. That is ONE possible form of defense.

No. By definition, my statement is absolutely true.

> Force of numbers is another defense,

No, it is the same defense. Gathering in large numbers makes you less easy
to kill.

Sorry, Sooper Jeenyus, but you don't have the intellectual horsepower to
even participate in this conversation beyond your self-imposed role as a
semi-professional object of ridicule.

--
^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
 
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 13:53:07 -0500, "Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net>
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>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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>> >Yes, I have. Been within feet of them. In the wild(not a zoo or
>> >something). Kruger National Park, in South Africa. They are UN-AFRAID
>of
>> >humans. It's like we're not even there.
>>
>> Those aren't really wild lions, they are lions who have become accustomed
>> to those shiny, smelly, loud, moving man-boxes.
>
>I guess there are no more wild lions, then, because there are no lions that
>have not become accustomed to shiny, smell, loud, moving man-boxes.

Prove it. Taking a tour of a lion populated area is not proof. Why are
lions different from every other animal in the world, Jeff? And by every
other animal, I include what you would consider domesticated...cats and
dogs who were not raised around humans will run away from us too.

>Have you got this vision of lions simply wandering around Africa?

Yes.

> My oh my.
>Ok, free clue, buddy, those helicopter shots of vast plains of herds of
>antelope being stalked by prides of wild lions that you see on animal planet
>and the like, those are ALL taken in game reserves, of which there are
>plenty in Africa. People generally don't live in those game reserves.

Thank you for making my point for me. Large, frequent areas with no people,
and thus no people for the lions to become accustomed to.

> How
>do I know this? I lived in Africa for 5 years, so "been there, done that".

Which I call bullshit on, since you don't even know the Hyenas are
extremely efficient hunters.

>> Truly wild lions, along with almost every other animal in the world, runs
>> like hell at the sight of men, unless they have good reason not to
>> (defending food, defending young topping *that* list).
>
>You know not from whence you speak. Lions tend to regard humans as prey,
>nothing more.

I already presented a link where in a 4 year period, there were a grand
total of *6* lion attacks on humans, only 2 of which were fatal. If lions
regarded us as prey, that number would be substantially higher.

Tigers on the other hand, kill people a lot.

> They'll ignore you most of
>the time, sleep a lot, and generally be lazy, until it comes time to catch
>and eat you.

Your ignorance and stupidity are shameful to humanity.
 
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:45:26 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
<capt_malachias@hotmail.com> scribed into the ether:

>
>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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>
>> Hyenas are not scavengers, you ignorant fool.
>
>Yes, they are. "Scavenger" is not an exclusive category.

Not in the way that a Vulture is. When Jeff speaks of scavengers, he means
stuff that will never touch anything that hasn't been dead for a week.
 
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"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:45:26 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
> <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> scribed into the ether:
>
>>
>>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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>>
>>> Hyenas are not scavengers, you ignorant fool.
>>
>>Yes, they are. "Scavenger" is not an exclusive category.
>
> Not in the way that a Vulture is.

Explain yourself.

> When Jeff speaks of scavengers, he means
> stuff that will never touch anything that hasn't been dead for a week.

When Humpty speaks, he spouts ignorant tripe, so I fail to see what this has
to do with your statement. "Scavenger" means something specific.

--
^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
 
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Jeff Goslin <autockr@comcast.net> wrote:
>>> No, I said that if a species was too easy to kill, it would develop a
>>> defense against that. One defense is massive breeding.

Bradd wrote:
>> That's a survival strategy, not a defense. Learn what words mean.

> I guess it depends on what you're defending against .... You're so
> eager to play the definition game ....

The only person playing games with definitions here is you, Humpty.
Squirm, squirm, squirm.
--
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"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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> >> Those aren't really wild lions, they are lions who have become
accustomed
> >> to those shiny, smelly, loud, moving man-boxes.
> >
> >I guess there are no more wild lions, then, because there are no lions
that
> >have not become accustomed to shiny, smell, loud, moving man-boxes.
>
> Prove it. Taking a tour of a lion populated area is not proof. Why are
> lions different from every other animal in the world, Jeff? And by every
> other animal, I include what you would consider domesticated...cats and
> dogs who were not raised around humans will run away from us too.

Lions are different from MOST other animals because they have no REASON to
fear creatures our size. You're implying that every animal on the planet
quakes in fear at the sight of human beings, when that is so obviously not
even remotely true, it is mindboggling that you would even imply it.

Lions do not cohabitate with humans. If lions appear where humans are, they
are either relocated(by conservation minded humans), or killed(by anyone
else), because whenever lions and humans interact, lions act like the
predators they are, which is their undoing.

Animals which regularly kill creatures that are of any significant size do
not generally view modern humans as any kind of threat, mainly because we do
not LOOK like we can do much. There are exceptions, of course, mostly among
the primates(who are significantly more intelligent than most animals,
comparatively).

> >Have you got this vision of lions simply wandering around Africa?
>
> Yes.

Well, it's pretty much totally wrong. Lions are generally found only in
game reserves, mainly because of the reasons outlined above: if lions
interact with humans, despite the lions making a few kills, they will EITHER
find themselves relocated or killed in fairly short order.

You see, unlike you, I lived in South Africa for 5 years. And no, not once,
not in the entire time I lived there, did I *ever* see a lion simply
"wandering about". For reference, we travelled extensively during the time
we were there, in all manner of settings, urban, rural, wilderness,
basically all over the country. So, even if one was unlikely to see a lion
in the big city, we also didn't see lions in the near city country, nor in
the wilderness. The *ONLY* place you were even REMOTELY likely to see a
lion was at a ZOO or in a WILDLIFE RESERVE, and that was still pretty
unlikely.

> > My oh my.
> >Ok, free clue, buddy, those helicopter shots of vast plains of herds of
> >antelope being stalked by prides of wild lions that you see on animal
planet
> >and the like, those are ALL taken in game reserves, of which there are
> >plenty in Africa. People generally don't live in those game reserves.
>
> Thank you for making my point for me. Large, frequent areas with no
people,
> and thus no people for the lions to become accustomed to.

It doesn't matter if there are *few* people, if there are ANY people that
lions screw with, they are dealt with as above, in rather short order. And
there are very few places in africa that are utterly DEVOID of people.
There are even permanent villages INSIDE Kruger National Park(the wildlife
reserve near the border of Mozambique).

Your view of africa has been tainted by too much animal planet, chief. Yes,
there are large game reserves, many hundreds of miles from end to end, with
plenty of apparant open space for the cameras to take in, but around those
game reserves are HUGE fences to keep those animals inside the park(those
that can't leap the fences, and those animals are only a FEW of the breeds,
and NONE of the major predators). The rest of the land is just like any
other nation. There are roads, gas stations, towns, etc.


> > How
> >do I know this? I lived in Africa for 5 years, so "been there, done
that".
>
> Which I call bullshit on, since you don't even know the Hyenas are
> extremely efficient hunters.

I don't much care if you don't believe me, because it doesn't change
anything I've said, which has been 100% true, despite your lies to the
contrary.

> >You know not from whence you speak. Lions tend to regard humans as prey,
> >nothing more.
>
> I already presented a link where in a 4 year period, there were a grand
> total of *6* lion attacks on humans, only 2 of which were fatal. If lions
> regarded us as prey, that number would be substantially higher.

Only if they were wandering about the place and not removed from human
civilization. The only reason we aren't attacked more by lions is that
humans rarely ENCOUNTER lions in settings that it is not likely they can
escape(such as a car, observing in a nature preserve).

You're a big fan of associating cause with the incorrect effect, aren't you?
I've seen you do it more than once, especially when using statistics. Ice
cream causes headaches, too, I suppose, not the cold, nope definitely not
the cold.

> Tigers on the other hand, kill people a lot.

Yes, they do, except when you're wearing a mask backwards on your head.
(Tigers generally won't attack you if they think you're watching them, so
people working in tiger areas in india took to wearing masks on the backs of
their heads to give a tiger the impression they were being watched, even
with their backs to them.)

> > They'll ignore you most of
> >the time, sleep a lot, and generally be lazy, until it comes time to
catch
> >and eat you.
>
> Your ignorance and stupidity are shameful to humanity.

You can keep saying that, but the bottom line is that everything I've said
with regard to this subject has been 100% factual, and the only thing YOU'VE
done is call me a moron, not actually support your absurd statements. I
don't mind, though, it's your M.O.

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
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"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:45:26 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
> <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> scribed into the ether:
>
> >
> >"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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> >
> >> Hyenas are not scavengers, you ignorant fool.
> >
> >Yes, they are. "Scavenger" is not an exclusive category.
>
> Not in the way that a Vulture is. When Jeff speaks of scavengers, he means
> stuff that will never touch anything that hasn't been dead for a week.

Say it isn't so. You're not... applying your own standards to the
definition of a word, now are you? You mean to say that it is possible that
there are levels of scavengers? There simply CAN'T be, we all know that! A
word has a definition that is not subject to interpretation!! I think we
ALL learned that lesson when we assreamed someone over a subjective
interpretation of the word "PREDATOR".

Or, are you saying that I was correct that words are subject to
interpretation? If so, you can feel free to retract all derogatory
statements made with regards to the word "predator". If not, I call
bullshit on you, there is no such thing as a scavenger in multiple senses,
only the dictionary sense. You can't have your cake and eat it too, bitch.

--
Jeff Goslin - MCSD - www.goslin.info
It's not a god complex when you're always right
 
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On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 04:51:30 -0500, "Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net>
scribed into the ether:

>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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>> >> Those aren't really wild lions, they are lions who have become
>accustomed
>> >> to those shiny, smelly, loud, moving man-boxes.
>> >
>> >I guess there are no more wild lions, then, because there are no lions
>that
>> >have not become accustomed to shiny, smell, loud, moving man-boxes.
>>
>> Prove it. Taking a tour of a lion populated area is not proof. Why are
>> lions different from every other animal in the world, Jeff? And by every
>> other animal, I include what you would consider domesticated...cats and
>> dogs who were not raised around humans will run away from us too.
>
>Lions are different from MOST other animals because they have no REASON to
>fear creatures our size. You're implying that every animal on the planet
>quakes in fear at the sight of human beings, when that is so obviously not
>even remotely true, it is mindboggling that you would even imply it.

Quakes in fear? No. Runs away? Yes. Unless they either:

a) Have some powerful reason not to.
or
b) Are accustomed to people.

>Lions do not cohabitate with humans. If lions appear where humans are, they
>are either relocated(by conservation minded humans), or killed(by anyone
>else), because whenever lions and humans interact, lions act like the
>predators they are, which is their undoing.

They are relocated or killed because of their tendency to prey on
livestock, not humans.

>Animals which regularly kill creatures that are of any significant size do
>not generally view modern humans as any kind of threat, mainly because we do
>not LOOK like we can do much.

It isn't a specific threat, it is the unknown that they run away from.
Fact: You can keep from being attacked by a bear simply by talking loudly
as you walk through the wilderness. We don't act like prey, and that makes
us an unknown. Millions of years of evolution have taught every animal
(including humans) that the unknown is dangerous.

>You see, unlike you, I lived in South Africa for 5 years. And no, not once,
>not in the entire time I lived there, did I *ever* see a lion simply
>"wandering about". For reference, we travelled extensively during the time
>we were there, in all manner of settings, urban, rural, wilderness,
>basically all over the country.

http://www.ecotravel.co.za/Guides/Wildlife/Vertebrates/Mammals/Big_5/Lion/african-lion-conservation-status.htm

Most game reserves require that vehicles stick to the roads or tracks so
should the lions wish to avoid people they can easily do so. In safari -
hunting areas lions are wary of humans and will avoid contact wherever
possible.

Many of the lions that have become man-eaters have been found to be old or
injured, and no longer able to hunt their normal prey effectively.

But oh yes, they HUNT US UNMERCIFULLY!


>> Thank you for making my point for me. Large, frequent areas with no
>>people, and thus no people for the lions to become accustomed to.
>
>It doesn't matter if there are *few* people, if there are ANY people that
>lions screw with, they are dealt with as above, in rather short order.

*sigh* I see that you're just stuck in this mindset that lions are
incapable of becoming accustomed to human intrusion.

>> Which I call bullshit on, since you don't even know the Hyenas are
>> extremely efficient hunters.
>
>I don't much care if you don't believe me, because it doesn't change
>anything I've said, which has been 100% true, despite your lies to the
>contrary.

That's odd, I'd be inclined to say that everything you've said has been
100% false. But I'm inclined to be generous, and put that number in the 97%
area.

>> >You know not from whence you speak. Lions tend to regard humans as prey,
>> >nothing more.
>>
>> I already presented a link where in a 4 year period, there were a grand
>> total of *6* lion attacks on humans, only 2 of which were fatal. If lions
>> regarded us as prey, that number would be substantially higher.
>
>Only if they were wandering about the place and not removed from human
>civilization. The only reason we aren't attacked more by lions is that
>humans rarely ENCOUNTER lions in settings that it is not likely they can
>escape(such as a car, observing in a nature preserve).

In the same time frame, in the same area, lions took several hundred
livestock. A clear preference of behavior.

>> > They'll ignore you most of
>> >the time, sleep a lot, and generally be lazy, until it comes time to
>catch
>> >and eat you.
>>
>> Your ignorance and stupidity are shameful to humanity.
>
>You can keep saying that, but the bottom line is that everything I've said
>with regard to this subject has been 100% factual, and the only thing YOU'VE
>done is call me a moron, not actually support your absurd statements.

I suppose I don't support my "absurd statements" so long as you don't click
on the dozen or so links I've provided on the subjects.

Go ahead, Jeff, tell us again how Hyenas don't hunt. How hyenas only steal
from lions. How there exists "plenty" of animals in the world which will
infallibly kill creatures 10x their size. How beluga whales are 10x the
size of a polar bear. How vultures don't fly.
 
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:18:56 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
<capt_malachias@hotmail.com> scribed into the ether:

>
>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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>> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:45:26 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
>> <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> scribed into the ether:
>>
>>>
>>>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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>>>
>>>> Hyenas are not scavengers, you ignorant fool.
>>>
>>>Yes, they are. "Scavenger" is not an exclusive category.
>>
>> Not in the way that a Vulture is.
>
>Explain yourself.

Vultures live almost exclusively off of carrion. If something else didn't
do the killing, Vultures would die off in abundance. That would be a
scavenger.

Lions/Hyenas/Great White Sharks/Whatever will scavenge without hesitation
if the opportunity arises, but have no problems whatsoever in getting their
own food. That's a hunter who also scavenges. It's a relevant distinction,
because the animals that hunt but won't scavenge are in the vast minority
to the ones who will. Most animals won't pass up a free meal. If you
categorized them all as scavengers, then the term "hunter" would be in
rarified air indeed.
 
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"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:18:56 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
> <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> scribed into the ether:
>
>>
>>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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>>> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:45:26 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
>>> <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> scribed into the ether:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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>>>>
>>>>> Hyenas are not scavengers, you ignorant fool.
>>>>
>>>>Yes, they are. "Scavenger" is not an exclusive category.
>>>
>>> Not in the way that a Vulture is.
>>
>>Explain yourself.
>
> Vultures live almost exclusively off of carrion.

*Some* species of vultures do.

> If something else didn't do the killing, Vultures would die off in
> abundance.

I do not know about that.

> That would be a scavenger.

A scavenger is any animal that feeds on dead or decaying matter, by
definition.

> Lions/Hyenas/Great White Sharks/Whatever will scavenge without hesitation
> if the opportunity arises, but have no problems whatsoever in getting
> their
> own food. That's a hunter who also scavenges. It's a relevant distinction,
> because the animals that hunt but won't scavenge are in the vast minority
> to the ones who will. Most animals won't pass up a free meal. If you
> categorized them all as scavengers, then the term "hunter" would be in
> rarified air indeed.

There is nothing wrong with using both "predator" and "scavenger" to
describe an animal. You can also further explain the relative amount of
scavenging and hunting the animal does. However, saying that an animal is
not a scavenger when in fact it is is misleading, and incorrect. Hyenas and
lions *are* both scavengers.

--
^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley
 
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On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 06:27:45 -0500, "Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net>
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>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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>> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 11:45:26 -0800, "Malachias Invictus"
>> <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> scribed into the ether:
>>
>> >
>> >"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
>> >news:379d4111h05o0o1aocrv9sj10j3hhnum6k@4ax.com...
>> >
>> >> Hyenas are not scavengers, you ignorant fool.
>> >
>> >Yes, they are. "Scavenger" is not an exclusive category.
>>
>> Not in the way that a Vulture is. When Jeff speaks of scavengers, he means
>> stuff that will never touch anything that hasn't been dead for a week.
>
>Say it isn't so. You're not... applying your own standards to the
>definition of a word, now are you?

No, sorry to dissapoint.

> A word has a definition that is not subject to interpretation!!

Your definition of "interpretation" is synonymous with the rest of the
world's definition of "redefinition". You don't interpret words, you
fundamentally change them to suit your pathetic little arguements.
 
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"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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> >Lions are different from MOST other animals because they have no REASON
to
> >fear creatures our size. You're implying that every animal on the planet
> >quakes in fear at the sight of human beings, when that is so obviously
not
> >even remotely true, it is mindboggling that you would even imply it.
>
> Quakes in fear? No. Runs away? Yes. Unless they either:
>
> a) Have some powerful reason not to.
> or
> b) Are accustomed to people.

"Have some powerful reason not to."... Like being hundreds of pounds of
muscle, claws and teeth capable of tearing us in half at a moments notice?
You're forgetting that animals run away from things they are afraid of, and
ignore what they are not afraid of. Lions do not have an inherant fear of
humans, they have no specific reason to fear us. Have you ever seen when a
cow just flicks it's tail at a fly? In the case of lions, we're the fly.

> >Lions do not cohabitate with humans. If lions appear where humans are,
they
> >are either relocated(by conservation minded humans), or killed(by anyone
> >else), because whenever lions and humans interact, lions act like the
> >predators they are, which is their undoing.
>
> They are relocated or killed because of their tendency to prey on
> livestock, not humans.

Which livestock are penned up and stupid. If humans were standing in an
enclosure and had no place else to go, and a peckish lion wandered by, it
would be snack time. It's not about the target, it's about the opportunity.
Every now and again, a lion will be wandering in the wrong place(human
settlements), see a human standing there unaware of the lion's prescence,
and decide to have a snack. Remember those 6 attacks you referred to
earlier? That's those in a nutshell.

> >Animals which regularly kill creatures that are of any significant size
do
> >not generally view modern humans as any kind of threat, mainly because we
do
> >not LOOK like we can do much.
>
> It isn't a specific threat, it is the unknown that they run away from.
> Fact: You can keep from being attacked by a bear simply by talking loudly
> as you walk through the wilderness. We don't act like prey, and that makes
> us an unknown. Millions of years of evolution have taught every animal
> (including humans) that the unknown is dangerous.


> >You see, unlike you, I lived in South Africa for 5 years. And no, not
once,
> >not in the entire time I lived there, did I *ever* see a lion simply
> >"wandering about". For reference, we travelled extensively during the
time
> >we were there, in all manner of settings, urban, rural, wilderness,
> >basically all over the country.
>
>
http://www.ecotravel.co.za/Guides/Wildlife/Vertebrates/Mammals/Big_5/Lion/african-lion-conservation-status.htm
>
> Most game reserves require that vehicles stick to the roads or tracks so
> should the lions wish to avoid people they can easily do so.

You made it pretty crystal clear that you believe lions would ALWAYS wish to
avoid people, as an unknown.

> >It doesn't matter if there are *few* people, if there are ANY people that
> >lions screw with, they are dealt with as above, in rather short order.
>
> *sigh* I see that you're just stuck in this mindset that lions are
> incapable of becoming accustomed to human intrusion.

No, I'm saying that when lions and humans interact, in the end, the lion is
dealt with, either killed or relocated.

> >> I already presented a link where in a 4 year period, there were a grand
> >> total of *6* lion attacks on humans, only 2 of which were fatal. If
lions
> >> regarded us as prey, that number would be substantially higher.
> >
> >Only if they were wandering about the place and not removed from human
> >civilization. The only reason we aren't attacked more by lions is that
> >humans rarely ENCOUNTER lions in settings that it is not likely they can
> >escape(such as a car, observing in a nature preserve).
>
> In the same time frame, in the same area, lions took several hundred
> livestock. A clear preference of behavior.

No, a clear preference to value of energy expense, dumbshit. What's a
juicier opportunity, a cow standing in a field or the human in the same
field? It would take the same effort to kill either. Again, you misplace
the relationship between cause and effect.

> I suppose I don't support my "absurd statements" so long as you don't
click
> on the dozen or so links I've provided on the subjects.

Not really, no. Mostly they are different phrasings of the concepts *I*
have been talking about.

> Go ahead, Jeff, tell us again how Hyenas don't hunt. How hyenas only steal
> from lions. How there exists "plenty" of animals in the world which will
> infallibly kill creatures 10x their size. How beluga whales are 10x the
> size of a polar bear. How vultures don't fly.

It's clear you did this because you can't defend your current position. So
you go back to what you think the masses will agree on. It doesn't change
the fact that you're wrong right now.

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In article <Xns9626C0B6D07mastercougarhotmailc@207.35.177.134>,
Marc L. <master.cougar@gmail.com> wrote:
>dalamb@qucis.queensu.ca (David Alex Lamb) wrote in
>news:d24cm6$pk6$1@knot.queensu.ca:
>
>> In article <Xns96257563D2DA3phy00xyahoocom@69.28.186.121>,
>> phy <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in
>>>news:Ur-dnUrCVc25xt7fRVn- vQ@comcast.com:
>>>> I agree with you, I'm playing a stupid little game, and I look
>>>> like an idiot, because
>>>you are a complete idiot.
>>
>> Are you saying he has reached perfection in this regard?
>
> He said complete, not perfect.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=perfect

I was alluding to definitions 1, 5.1, and 6. Especially 6.

per?fect Audio pronunciation of perfect ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p?rfkt)
adj.

1. Lacking nothing essential to the whole; complete of its nature or kind.
2. Being without defect or blemish: a perfect specimen.
3. Thoroughly skilled or talented in a certain field or area; proficient.
4. Completely suited for a particular purpose or situation: She was the perfect actress for the part.
5.
1. Completely corresponding to a description, standard, or type: a perfect circle; a perfect gentleman.
2. Accurately reproducing an original: a perfect copy of the painting.
6. Complete; thorough; utter: a perfect fool.
7. Pure; undiluted; unmixed: perfect red.
8. Excellent and delightful in all respects: a perfect day.
9. Botany. Having both stamens and pistils in the same flower; monoclinous.
10. Grammar. Of, relating to, or constituting a verb form expressing action completed prior to a fixed point of reference in time.
11. Music. Designating the three basic intervals of the octave, fourth, and fifth.
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In article <g9hd41966je7iaduvt291c0n1p0kvqibr9@4ax.com>,
Matt Frisch <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 07:48:34 -0500, "Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net>
>scribed into the ether:
>>Hyenas can kill, and do kill, but a vast majority of their food comes from
>>scavenging and from driving animals off their kills.
>
>I defy you to find a single citation which backs up your claims.

We were taught Jeff's view as kids, but sometime in the last 40 or so years it
became clear it was the other way around.

> [snip many links]

Here's a quote from
>http://www.lioncrusher.com/animal.asp?animal=75
"popular belief" is the stuff we were told 40+ years ago.


Hyenas are opportunistic feeders and obligate carnivores. Contrary to popular
belief, hyenas hunt more than they scavenge. Most people picture hyenas as
lowly scavengers that steal kills from lions, when it is more often that the
reverse is true; lions steal more hyena kills than hyenas steal from the
lions.
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"Marc L." <master.cougar@gmail.com> writes:

> phy <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:Xns96269192D10Dphy00xyahoocom@69.28.186.121:
>
>> I would be happy to. To name a few, chickens, crows, and,
>> amazingly even albotrosses.
>
> Really? Chickens, Ostriches and Emus I had no doubt about, but
> crows? Cool.

Heh.

That's probably because the Corvidae (the raven, the crow, the rook
and the jackdaw) are *very* good fliers. Although they won't use
thermals to soar, they will use air currents to the best of their ability.

There's plenty of jackdaws and crows around where I live, and every
spring when the males show their skill in their mating flights I get
demonstrations just how good that ability is. Really spectacular
air shows.


Mart

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On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 13:59:35 -0500, "Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net>
scribed into the ether:

>"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
>news😛suf41946rors4rl080m3m62g8mop75ffj@4ax.com...
>> >Lions are different from MOST other animals because they have no REASON
>to
>> >fear creatures our size. You're implying that every animal on the planet
>> >quakes in fear at the sight of human beings, when that is so obviously
>not
>> >even remotely true, it is mindboggling that you would even imply it.
>>
>> Quakes in fear? No. Runs away? Yes. Unless they either:
>>
>> a) Have some powerful reason not to.
>> or
>> b) Are accustomed to people.
>
>"Have some powerful reason not to."... Like being hundreds of pounds of
>muscle, claws and teeth capable of tearing us in half at a moments notice?

No, like defending food, defending young, or being sick or being injured.

>You're forgetting that animals run away from things they are afraid of, and
>ignore what they are not afraid of.

Since they aren't running, then they are accustomed. I've shown my link
which definitively states that lions avoid contact with people whenever
they can, where's your proof?

>> >Lions do not cohabitate with humans. If lions appear where humans are,
>they
>> >are either relocated(by conservation minded humans), or killed(by anyone
>> >else), because whenever lions and humans interact, lions act like the
>> >predators they are, which is their undoing.
>>
>> They are relocated or killed because of their tendency to prey on
>> livestock, not humans.
>
>Which livestock are penned up and stupid. If humans were standing in an
>enclosure and had no place else to go, and a peckish lion wandered by, it
>would be snack time.

Which is why, as indicated by another site, "most lions who attacked humans
were found to be sick or injured", and thus going after the easiest target
available. If sick and injured lions make up the...lion's share...of the
kills, then you have to ask why the healthy lions, who would undoubtedly be
far *more* capable of making such kills, don't.

>>
>http://www.ecotravel.co.za/Guides/Wildlife/Vertebrates/Mammals/Big_5/Lion/african-lion-conservation-status.htm
>>
>> Most game reserves require that vehicles stick to the roads or tracks so
>> should the lions wish to avoid people they can easily do so.
>
>You made it pretty crystal clear that you believe lions would ALWAYS wish to
>avoid people, as an unknown.

50 carloads of people a day gawking at them causes them to cease being
unknown.


>> In the same time frame, in the same area, lions took several hundred
>> livestock. A clear preference of behavior.
>
>No, a clear preference to value of energy expense, dumbshit. What's a
>juicier opportunity, a cow standing in a field or the human in the same
>field? It would take the same effort to kill either. Again, you misplace
>the relationship between cause and effect.

Except that old/sick/injured lions have a higher tendency to go after
humans than healthy ones. Clearly the humans are perceived as the softer
target.

>> Go ahead, Jeff, tell us again how Hyenas don't hunt. How hyenas only steal
>> from lions. How there exists "plenty" of animals in the world which will
>> infallibly kill creatures 10x their size. How beluga whales are 10x the
>> size of a polar bear. How vultures don't fly.
>
>It's clear you did this because you can't defend your current position.

It's clear I did that because of your outlandish claims of being 100%
right, while at the same time clipping out a dozen paragraphs of being
absolutely proven to be completely wrong.

How about that animals which kills something 10x it's size, Jeff. Found one
yet? You said there were "plenty", so it really can't be that hard to find
*one*, yes? I note that you also clipped out the softer challenge to find
an animal which hunts something only 5x it's size. Is your claim of 10 so
outlandishly and completely factually incorrect that you can't even come up
with something that has HALF of that level of performance?

When *are* you going to change that .sig?
 
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"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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> own food. That's a hunter who also scavenges. It's a relevant distinction,
> because the animals that hunt but won't scavenge are in the vast minority
> to the ones who will. Most animals won't pass up a free meal. If you

Oh nonononono. No you don't. You don't get to do that. You don't get to
make distinctions between the different types of scavengers. You bitched up
and down that I was distinguishing between the different types of predators,
and now you want to do the exact same thing with "scavenger"??

Every now and then you also accuse me of intellectual dishonesty. I am left
wondering how YOU spell "hypocrite", because OBVIOUSLY we don't spell it the
same way.

--
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"Matt Frisch" <matuse73@yahoo.spam.me.not.com> wrote in message
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> Your definition of "interpretation" is synonymous with the rest of the
> world's definition of "redefinition". You don't interpret words, you
> fundamentally change them to suit your pathetic little arguements.

I made a distinction between "real" predators and "other" predators. Yes, I
admitted, they are all technically predators, even birds that feed on
insects, but there's a fundamental difference between "real" and "other"
predators. What you are doing is fundamentally the same as what I did, just
to a different word. You are distinguishing between "real" scavengers and
all the others.

But you're "using the dictionary definition", as you might be inclined to
say, right, you're not doing PRECISELY the same thing I did and got railed
over? Nope, not possible, huh... Might want to use that dictionary to look
up your picture under "hypocrite".

--
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"Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > Look, I've BEEN there, I've DONE that. I've BEEN within feet of WILD
> > lions
>
> ...yet it did not eat you.

That's right. I presume it did not percieve me as a threat. Hrm, odd that
it would act like I said, isn't it?

> You have zero
> credibility.

Coming from the guy who can't back up a single thing he says on the topic.

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"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:KbOdnS6zoqvmRtXfRVn-2g@comcast.com...
>> > Look, I've BEEN there, I've DONE that. I've BEEN within feet of WILD
>> > lions
>>
>> ...yet it did not eat you.
>
> That's right. I presume it did not percieve me as a threat. Hrm, odd
> that
> it would act like I said, isn't it?

So, animals never attack things they do not perceive as threats. Check.

<shakes head sadly>

>> You have zero
>> credibility.
>
> Coming from the guy who can't back up a single thing he says on the topic.

That is funny, considering I have repeatedly backed up my assertions on the
topic, sometimes even with sites *you* were trying to use to support your
point. How sad for you.

--
^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

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"Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > That's right. I presume it did not percieve me as a threat. Hrm, odd
> > that
> > it would act like I said, isn't it?
>
> So, animals never attack things they do not perceive as threats. Check.

No, they generally don't attack things they do not perceive as threats, OR
don't want to eat at the time.

I am fairly sure that the lions that we encountered were not even aware that
the car had *ahem* "food" in it.

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"Jeff Goslin" <autockr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Malachias Invictus" <capt_malachias@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:vaSdnX0nlqLBZNXfRVn-3Q@comcast.com...
>> > That's right. I presume it did not percieve me as a threat. Hrm, odd
>> > that
>> > it would act like I said, isn't it?
>>
>> So, animals never attack things they do not perceive as threats. Check.
>
> No, they generally don't attack things they do not perceive as threats, OR
> don't want to eat at the time.

Do the tour guides check to see if the lions have eaten recently?

> I am fairly sure that the lions that we encountered were not even aware
> that
> the car had *ahem* "food" in it.

Lions don't have a sense of smell?

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It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

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Jeff Goslin wrote:
> "Rupert Boleyn" <rboleyn@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message
> news:aq7h41dva6pend5i28607vdm4ddgb0ba9m@4ax.com...
> > > They move them to where they can eat uninterrupted. Because they
are
> easy
> > > to push off a kill(being lone hunters), they have to do it to
survive.
> >
> > No, they don't. They take them so some shade where they can rest
and
> > cool off (or rather, their mate moves it), they cool off enough to
> > feed, and then they eat up quick, on the hope they'll finish before
> > they get run off. They only time they move food is when they have
> > young that need it 'home delivered'.
>
> http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/t-leopard.html
> under "What Makes a Leopard Special?"
>
> So, leopards do it, but it would appear that cheetahs, jaguars, and
cougars
> all climb trees but nothing is said about their activities when up
there,
> and not to eat up there, but a quickie search isn't revealing much in
the
> way of eating habits. Ah well. I suppose for the sake of argument
I'll
> concede that point to you.
>
>

Just saw something on the science channel a couple days ago where they
showed a cheeta up in a tree with about 3 carcases up there with him.
They didn't show him eating any, but they looked like antelope, almost
as large as him, and they were draped over the tree limbs. They said
sometimes young male cheetas will catch far more than they can eat.

- Justisaur