Apple Fancouple Get Married at Apple Store

[rantoc]

Appleoids... no need to say more about people caught in the reality distortion waves!

 

[KyleSTL]

Is the officiant reading from an iPhone?!?! And did I hear "Steve Jobs once said, and I quote" in the audio?!?!? Good God, people. Fanaticism doesn't begin to describe it.

Edit: And the officiant wearing jeans and a black turtle neck was not lost on me either.

 

[marraco]

Cheap and brainless fiancée (if this is not another hidden SPAM from the Apple Harassing Marketing Bureau).

Big Brother is washing your brain, IZombie.

 

[insider3]

He ain't gettin none on their honey moon. She's wearing an ipad.

 

[marraco]

[citation][nom]beayn[/nom]New Apple Product: iMarriage for only $40,000 you can get married at an Apple Store! It comes complete with easy to click vows and stylish decor. Not to mention it's just "Cool."[/citation]

-But you can only marry the brides approved by apple.

-If the wife gets angry, you should reboot in text mode screen and run a file system check.

-You can't see the brides face. She is covered with a reflective glossy skin (but you can fix your hair looking at it).
If you pay an extra U$S 50, the glossy is covered with an unglossing layer, (Disclaim: the bride may not look like the one in the photo).

-The bride looks shiny, and lightweight but standard holes are forbidden/not included.

-You can't do anything fun in bed, but test Photoshop.

-You tell anybody that the apple store is a Ferrari.

-The priest repeats 50 times:"You don't need freedom. Freedom is evil"

-You need to repeat 100 times "I no more need freedom, whatever thing is that".

 

[NapoleonDK]

[citation][nom]carlhenry[/nom]iDo![/citation]
Oh man, that was the first thing I though of. Hats off to you! Lol

 

[deadlockedworld]

[citation][nom]joebob2000[/nom]It was on Valentine's day AND they weren't fugly. The best buy duo has NOTHING on these two. Not that I like Apple, but this I can't complain about. Congrats![/citation]

Seriously guys? Are you so lame that you thumbs down this guy for making a half-positive comment about Apple? Pathetic.

 

[everlast66]

Were the doctors waiting outside?

 

[Mousemonkey]

iDo!

Were they allowed to say iDo or has that been copyrighted?

 

[dman3k]

Well, I dunno why anyone would bash this couple. They may be stupid fanbois, but all I can say is congratulations for getting married at the Church of Steve Jobs.

 

[Gin Fushicho]

What? No apple filled cake with a mac apple Icon in the middle?

 

[greeve]

Genius Bar support for the wedding costs a lot I hear

 

[Mousemonkey]

What? No apple filled cake with a mac apple Icon in the middle?

Nah, just an apple tart.

 

[Camikazi]

[citation][nom]mousemonkey[/nom]Nah, just an apple tart.[/citation]
I see what you did there

 

[matt87_50]

wow, taking something like this so seriously, I'd say like proper apple fans, they'll both be "upgrading" within the year...

 

[Shadow703793]

[citation][nom]carlhenry[/nom]iDo![/citation]
Well played sir!

 

[_Cubase_]

I wonder if the marriage comes with a 12 month Apple Care warranty?

 

[croc]

Major cause of suicide is bankruptcy...
Major cause of bankruptcy is divorce.
All divorces are caused by marriage!

 

[r0x0r]

[citation][nom]Gin Fushicho[/nom]What? No apple filled cake with a mac apple Icon in the middle?[/citation]

No, the insides of the apple cake are already past their best before date.

 

[konig]

It's a failed Apple publicity stunt.

 

[jimmysmitty]

Next up: iDivorce. Divorce in style, for more.

 

[JOSHSKORN]

At least they didn't choose a 99 Cent store like another couple has.