[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom]they're less open than Microsoft about what they build, especially in terms of hardware capability and compatibility.[/citation]
Huh. I've never really had a problem with that. I've found tons of open-source software for my Mac. Plus some nifty hardware-monitoring system tools that far surpass anything I've found for Windows, including remote monitoring by a pared iPhone or iPod Touch over Wi-Fi. And I also use my iPod Touch as a remote touchpad for my Mac on occasion (like during a presentation). And why is this? because Apple's "closed platform" allows smaller developers to create nifty applications and tools that are more finely polished because they focus on a much smaller range of hardware compatibility. Which, honestly, there are enough users out there that are into hardware that you can easily find out all of a Mac's potential capabilities. Hell, they even found out that the second-gen iPod Touch had bluetooth built-in and disabled, much to the denial of Apple, who non an unrelated note said the Nike+iPod interface used 2.4GHz close-range radio communication to operate. And that's totally not bluetooth. Well we found out soon enough with software 3.0. So, yes, they're dirty lying bastards. But certainly no more so than Microsoft or Intel. Well OK, maybe more than Microsoft, but only because so many people put Microsoft under the microscope that it's harder for them to evade the truth.
[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom]2. Sure, but what about HDMI? Blu-ray? HDCP? SPDIF? Optical Audio? Expresscard? A simple memory card reader? You won't find any of them on Apple computers.[/citation]
HDMI? No.
Blu-ray? Likely soon.
HDCP? Yes. That's why you use a DVI connector. And Display Port supports HDCP as well.
S/PDIF and Optical Audio go hand in hand, and Apple notebooks have had mini-TOSLINK ports integrated into the existing 3.5mm audio jacks for a few years now.
Expresscard? I've got one. MacBook Pros have had them for what seems like an eternity, though recently the 15" MacBook Pro dropped it in favor of an SD card slot, alongside the 13" model.
Simple memory card reader? See the last sentence.
You forgot eSATA. No, Apple doesn't have it, but they do have FireWire 800, which all things being equal is just as good, except you can also daisy-chain devices together and have them read separately. It's also the fastest way to get data off of a video camera, and the only way to connect to a multi-track audio input and still maintain each track separately while recording in Logic.
[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom]3. I said ridiculous amounts of money relative to competing products. This sets aside any single person's economic situation.[/citation]
Well, a Corvette competes nicely with a Porsche 911, and thus by your argument the Porsche is a ridiculous purchase for the price. Tell that to a Porsche owner. One who knows them well. And drives them competitively. Like this one guy in my neighborhood who runs a Porsche garage down at the local racetrack.
[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom]4. "Nice" is relative, now - I think Apple's products are the ugliest things. But that's not what I was talking about, anyway.[/citation]
And I think your mom and imaginary girlfriend are ugly as well, but that's both cliche and irrelevant. To each their own, I like the Mac's simplistic design, it's uncluttered and not distracting. And doesn't attract fingerprints all over it like most other notebooks on the market.
[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom]5. Propganda is not a reason to hate? Did you miss that lesson in grade school? I can think of 10 ad campaigns that are a great reason to hate - one that resulted in the loss of millions of lives.[/citation]
And I can think of at least one that resulted in the prevention of millions more from the same time period. The one by the guys who kicked those guys you mentioned asses. But you don't see many people saying bad things about that.
[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom]6. You buy a song on iTunes, you can only use it on Apple products. You can only play it on iTunes (which really sucks...[/citation]
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I like iTunes. VLC is OK. And you can play songs from iTunes on other devices and other players. They're DRM free now, you know. After Apple actually went to bat for the consumer and wrestled the record companies with their considerable internet music download marketshare to remove DRM. Still not enough? You've always been able to burn songs to a CD-RW in another universal format to remove DRM restrictions.
[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom]You buy OS X, you can only use it on Apple products.[/citation]
You buy Gears of War, you can only play it on an XBox 360.
[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom] You want a new battery? Nope, not serviceable.[/citation]
Because you totally can't go over to ifixit.com, buy a new battery, unscrew the bottom panel of the computer, swap it in, and screw the panel back on. You can also replace the batteries in iPods and iPhones. And you can even replace the harddrives in older iPods. You can also replace the HD and RAM in all Macs except the MacBook Air (which you can replace the HD only).
[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom]Have a problem and take it up in Apple's forum? The thread gets deleted.[/citation]
I'll let you have that one. There's a reason I don't use their forums when there are many more available elsewhere--often with more knowledgeable support.
[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom]Only applications Apple approves you can download on your phone - and they can pull them off whenever they want.[/citation]
But never without a real reason. Granted the app approval process does seem rather arbitrary, and frustratingly so, but that's why many iPhone users have jailbroken their phones to use unapproved apps and to enable use on carriers other than horrid AT&T.
[citation][nom]frozenlead[/nom]Yeah, I got the analogy, and you got exactly what I was saying - paying more money for something that does the same thing as something that's cheaper is just dumb. Sure, there are some areas where this doesn't exactly apply due to human nature - but it's a computer, not a luxury item. You're not taking your Macbook down the street checking the time, are you? I'm not saying people are stupid because they spend money on a Mac. I'm saying people are stupid for spending money on a Mac when there are better, cheaper options available. Why spend money where it isn't necessary? I don't care how much money you have - that doesn't invalidate the fact that wasting money is stupid.[/citation]
And that is the stupidest thing I've heard you say so far. It's a computer, not a luxury item? Then you justify this by saying you're not going down the street checking the time? Checking the time on a watch doesn't require an expensive luxury watch. Some people just appreciate fine craftsmanship. How else do you think people get away with making and selling watches in excess of $100k, $200k, or even $1mil? And you're saying a computer can't be a luxury item? They sure used to be. How about a Voodoo PC (before HP bought Voodoo)? Or even the Luvaglio million dollar laptop? Are you sure a computer can't be a luxury item? And remember what I said about the Porsches above? Why buy a 911 if you can buy a Corvette for less money and have it beat the pants off the 911 on the track? Because the 911 is a much nicer car and has an aura of mystique about it. It's the unquantifiable x-factor. Not to mention that the only laptops I've encountered that are better built than a unibody MacBook Pro are the ruggidized Panasonic Toughbooks, and only because those are actually designed to withstand abuse. The only other maker who comes close in build quality is Lenovo, which are not exactly the pinnacle of industrial design, even if they do have their own sort of sleekness about them. But between the three of them they all charge some sort of premium for their product.