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Hi Meta

I was just reading my flight simulator newsgroup and found this quote.
I changed a couple of words, I think it's funnier this way.

"I have an idea: When MS releases,... name your new program, they should
also sell "Tip of the Day" toilet paper. That way you *can* learn a new
thing everyday."

talk to you later
Love Mike
 
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mike wheelock wrote:
> Hi Meta
>
> I was just reading my flight simulator newsgroup and found this quote. I
> changed a couple of words, I think it's funnier this way.
>
> "I have an idea: When MS releases,... name your new program, they should
> also sell "Tip of the Day" toilet paper. That way you *can* learn a new
> thing everyday."
>
> talk to you later
> Love Mike
sorry wrong group I like this so I was sending it on.
 
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Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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Anger is a brief madness.
- Horace, 20 B.C.
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"mike wheelock" <wheels2@twmi.rr.com> wrote in message news:tUF5e.2789$qS4.552@fe2.columbus.rr.com...
> Hi Meta
>
> I was just reading my flight simulator newsgroup and found this quote.
> I changed a couple of words, I think it's funnier this way.
>
> "I have an idea: When MS releases,... name your new program, they should
> also sell "Tip of the Day" toilet paper. That way you *can* learn a new
> thing everyday."
>
> talk to you later
> Love Mike
 
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> Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

It never occurred to me that there might be a right way and a wrong way
to use toilet paper. But apparently there is. That is the wrong way.

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Archived from groups: alt.games.microsoft.flight-sim (More info?)

Which reminds me of yet another quote...

"Working here is like a baby peeing in his diaper...gives you a nice warm
feeling, but nobody notices"

Damian
 
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On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 01:49:09 GMT, mike wheelock wrote:

> mike wheelock wrote:
>> Hi Meta
>>
>> I was just reading my flight simulator newsgroup and found this quote. I
>> changed a couple of words, I think it's funnier this way.
>>
>> "I have an idea: When MS releases,... name your new program, they should
>> also sell "Tip of the Day" toilet paper. That way you *can* learn a new
>> thing everyday."
>>
>> talk to you later
>> Love Mike
> sorry wrong group I like this so I was sending it on.

Hey! You're playing around with MY quote!
🙂

--

Marcel
(There's no such thing as a natural-born pilot. - Chuck Yeager)