Boy Saves Sister From Moose Using WoW Skills

[cbrei10213]

[citation][nom]blackscreen[/nom]A Møøse once bit my sister ...No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøsewith the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush givenher by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist andstar of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an OsloDentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of HorstNordfink".[/citation]
Win!

 

[JonnyDough]

[citation][nom]TommySch[/nom]You can also carry a boomstick, aka a 12g shotgun loaded with rifled slugs.[/citation]

No offense but if you're trying to use a shotgun to kill a moose its probably already too late. They're massive and move quickly. They can charge through a forest of brush like nobody's business. Anyone who's stood anywhere near a huge moose in the wild knows what I'm talking about. Despite the size a moose could be on you before you even knew it was there. Same tends to go for grizzlies. Females aren't quite as large, but they're still huge, and ones with young calves are not to be trifled with. They'll run straight at a bear to defend their offspring.

I think that if it was a fair sized moose and was really on the attack it would have killed them both without hesitation. Playing dead? Come on. These are large somewhat fearless animals. I don't think "playing dead" would leave anyone unscathed in a real large mammal attack.

 

[FloKid]

Now all he has to do is go into the woods 1 billion more times and he'll reach level 80.

 

[Sabiancym]

Best article ever.

 

[DM0407]

Learned his survival tactics by playing WOW?

This will be the last time this kid sees moose knuckle.

 

[ncr7002]

I have an idea, he should try it again, see how it goes.

 

[fisshy]

Damn Norwegian moose's

 

[invlem]

Regardless of the outcome... I still hate hunters

 

[templinc]

Sorry, don't play WoW, but thanks to BFBC2, I would have shot the moose with the tracer dart then introduce him to my friend Carl Gustav!!!!!

 

[joebob2000]

"The amount of experience points given for the encounter is currently unknown

Playing dead for a moose is worth 0 in pretty much every game I've seen. Maybe his sister was nice and gave him some loot for his trouble...

 

[isamuelson]

Talk about role playing! 😉

 

[masterasia]

If he would have died, it would have given people more reasons why gaming is unfit for children.

 

[balister]

[citation][nom]christopherknapp[/nom]Shut up, I just want my life back![/citation]

So does the CEO of BP >.>

 

[Guest]

/cast Tame Beast

 

[Guest]

I'm sure this article made some LARP'er jealous.

 

[v1ze]

Hunters don't have taunt! What an injustice!

 

[Gin Fushicho]

Damn.. moose didn't do it's job. xP Oh well good job WoW player.

 

[JonnyDough]

[citation][nom]invlem[/nom]Regardless of the outcome... I still hate hunters[/citation]

Sounds like ignorant hate to me, most hate is. Honestly, since we've killed off all wild predators hunters help balance ecosystems. Without hunters in Michigan, deer would simply overpopulate and then die of disease and starvation. Hunting them actually helps keep their numbers up. It's the highway transportation system and development that kills them. So next time just hate people who make babies and drive cars and leave hunters out of it.

 

[brett1042002]

[citation][nom]Jonnydough[/nom]Sounds like ignorant hate to me, most hate is. Honestly, since we've killed off all wild predators hunters help balance ecosystems. Without hunters in Michigan, deer would simply overpopulate and then die of disease and starvation. Hunting them actually helps keep their numbers up. It's the highway transportation system and development that kills them. So next time just hate people who make babies and drive cars and leave hunters out of it.[/citation]

Uhh, maybe he is referring to the Hunter Class in WoW? Not in RL?

 

[fusion_gtx]

[citation][nom]zak_mckraken[/nom]Actually, the girl already had aggro. He just taunted it off her. He's lucky the moose didn't resisted the feign death. He would have given him a couple of crushing blows.[/citation]

I was literally quoting and typing this when I noticed just above me you had already pointed it out.

 

[fusion_gtx]

[citation][nom]Jonnydough[/nom]Sounds like ignorant hate to me, most hate is. Honestly, since we've killed off all wild predators hunters help balance ecosystems. Without hunters in Michigan, deer would simply overpopulate and then die of disease and starvation. Hunting them actually helps keep their numbers up. It's the highway transportation system and development that kills them. So next time just hate people who make babies and drive cars and leave hunters out of it.[/citation]

I lol'd

 

[pwndcake]

Ironically the kid is using the skills of a Brawler in Everquest 2. They have taunt and feign death.

 

[agawtrip]

try that to a lion

 

[Guest]

Common Sense.... Not learned from a game.....

 

[Guest]

I totally agree with Dump...This just give those no live reasons to keep playing....