Burglar Mistakenly Records Crime by Using iPhone as Flashlight

[zakislam]

Emmanuel Jerome receives 44 weeks prison sentence.

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[greghome]

Average iPhone user I guess 😛

 

[darthvidor]

Somehow burglar and iphone does not belong in once sentence if they refer to one person.

 

[A Bad Day]

Kinda sour about not noticing that the camera mode was on...

 

[vistaofdoom]

[citation][nom]greghome[/nom]Average iPhone user I guess[/citation]

Even apple has treated them like idiots...

 

[socialfox]

Interesting, this man sets a new level for burglary!

 

[A Bad Day]

[citation][nom]socialfox[/nom]Interesting, this man sets a new level for burglary![/citation]

Go read the The World's Dumbest Criminals. Here's an story:

1. Two bank robbers come up with an ingenious plan, of actually doing their homework.

2. After a few months of examining the bank, posing as employees and being spies, and acquiring critical information such as some of the security codes and delivery schedules.

3. They decide to use a neighboring insurance office as a starting point for them to drill into the bank.

4. They then did a couple of practice runs, before finally launching their tunneling operation.






5. Then they hit the city's water main, and busted a hole into it. Apparently they forgot to call the water company before digging.

 

[A Bad Day]

Here's another story:

Man and son start beating up each other...




In a police station;s lobby. Guess what happened to the police officer that tried to intervene?




He got beaten up. Guess what happened to the quarreling family members when 15 police officers showed up, and at least one of them has a taser ready?

 

[A Bad Day]

OR: http://www.oddee.com/item_96624.aspx

"The Robber who decided to burglarize a house full of karate blackbelts"

 

[webbwbb]

The last paragraph of that article seems out of place. All we knew of was a home burgulary, not the theft of Apple devices. Perhaps that was supposed to be part of a different article?

 

[Guest]

"23-year-old Emmanuel Jerome was handed a lengthy prison sentence"

44 weeks is lengthy for the crime in question? If people would start shooting burglars, all of the young "thugs" and "gangstas" like the one's in my major city might start thinking twice about burglary as a career... At 23, this guy is way past the juvenile-delinquent stage where you could consider forgiving him...

 

[EnFission]

So he breaks into someone's house, steals an untold amount of valuables, pleads innocent, and doesn't even get a year long sentence? pathetic. Your local corner drug dealer would get a longer sentence than this.

And whats with the irrelevant statistic at the end?

 

[cTs Corvette]

Why would the police be able to search his cell phone looking for evidence?

 

[_Cosmin_]

Another proof of isheep beeind idiots too.

 

[safcmanfr]

Local bank burglars near me had the bright idea to take a taxi from the bank they stole from back to their house.

Taxi driver phoned the police, and they raided the house while the burglars were still couting the money on the kitchen table.

 

[cats_Paw]

Stuff like this jsut makes you smile....

 

[techcurious]

[citation][nom]webbwbb[/nom]The last paragraph of that article seems out of place. All we knew of was a home burgulary, not the theft of Apple devices. Perhaps that was supposed to be part of a different article?[/citation]
Even Zak can no longer keep track of all his Apple Articles! ;-)

 

[Parrdacc]

[citation][nom]A Bad Day[/nom]Go read the The World's Dumbest Criminals. Here's an story:1. Two bank robbers come up with an ingenious plan, of actually doing their homework.2. After a few months of examining the bank, posing as employees and being spies, and acquiring critical information such as some of the security codes and delivery schedules.3. They decide to use a neighboring insurance office as a starting point for them to drill into the bank.4. They then did a couple of practice runs, before finally launching their tunneling operation.5. Then they hit the city's water main, and busted a hole into it. Apparently they forgot to call the water company before digging.[/citation]

My personal favorite was the two that went around robbing convention centers. Worked well too what with most of the money being taken right inside the door. That is until they try rob their last one and fail to read the canvas sign above the door that reads "GUN SHOW".

 

[snowzsan]

"You're holding it wrong." Says Apple... Everytime.