Caption Contest: Gates and Jobs Do Dinner

[JMcEntegart]

"For the last time, Steve: YES, I'm planning on eating my string beans."

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[Guest]

"Steve, I know the iPad is that big, but it needs to be this big. Oh wait, that's the iPhone."

 

[Abrahm]

For the first picture:

Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional?

 

[Zoidman]

To the first picture -

Gates: "You mean they are actually excited to buy the iPad!?"

 

[thrust2night]

Jobs: "Last night I dreamt my iPad was this big."
Gates: "Ha Ha Ha! Last night I dreamt your iPad fit in the palm of my hand."

 

[dwave]

Steve, "Yes, it is that big!"
Bill, "Can I touch it?"

 

[shadow187]

[citation][nom]Abrahm[/nom]For the first picture:Jobs: My ego has grown by THIS much this year! Bill, can you put up your hand to make this three dimensional?[/citation]
+vote.

 

[blamb]

Steve - "Last week I caught a virus this big"
Bill - "Don't be silly Steve everyone knows Macs don't get viruses"

 

[pinaplex]

1st pic: Bill Gates: "Get outta here, steve! you made the itouch how big?"

2nd pic: Bill Gates: "Now how are you supposed to use an iphone if you don't have a hand?"

 

[steveoh]

Jobs: Have you seen that five dollar foot long?
Gates: I can't even get that thing in my mouth!

 

[thrust2night]

2nd pic:

Jobs: "Here's the new iPod Touch."
Gates: "What an i-diot, it's a Zune HD."

 

[The Schnoz]

1st Pic: Jobs:"Forget market share, my cock is this big." Gates: Wow Steve, thats impressive"

2nd Pic: Jobs: "Behold the iPhone" Gates" "It will never sell more than 64k units".

 

[zonker]

Jobs: "Your failure to provide consistant user experience is insult to all humanity, I KILL YOU WITH MY NINJA KARATE!!!"

GatES: "MWAHAHAHA, I have 10324234 viruses, you touch me YOU DIE!"

 

[djcoolmasterx]

"Ugh, My drink tastes str-" *thud*

 

[RaZZ3R]

1st Pic:
Jobs: "So I feed the iPhone with lots of apps and now it's so big I made a new product: iPad"
Bill: "Damn, I toalled those guyes to come up with something agains iTunes"
2nd Pic:
Jobs: "After a cut down on the porn apps look how small the iPad became, a fracking iPhone again"
Bill: "You better get back on those boobs apps"
3rd Pic:
Screen: "There are 32 new apps ready for approval"
Jobs: "Flash app ... no, Porn app ... no, Jailbreak app ... no, wellcome to the West China bitches ... who do I kill now for that damn iPad lost ?"

 

[LORD_ORION]

1) Steve "Selling to Fanboys is as easy as this... Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man."
Bill "...and mark it with a dollar sign!" *begin spastic nerd laughing*

2) Steve "Zune status: Fail"
Bill: "I know, what is with that? You raped us. However, iPad is next"

3) Steve is reading: "McGraw-Hill leaked iPad info"

 

[nekatreven]

Steve: I swear, the water balloon was this close to hitting Linus.
Bill: You should have thrown it like this silly.

 

[AsAnAtheist]

"How do I avoid the anti-trust lawsuits creeping up on me..."

 

[foody]

3rd Picture

Why a damn spinning beach ball?!

 

[SoiledBottom]

Picture # 2
Jobs - Hey Bill wanna see some nude pics of your wife ?
Gates - I can't believe I own stock in this idiots company.

Picture # 1

Jobs - Some I'm makin the Ipad about this big.
Gates - (in his best Micheal Scott voice from "The Office" ) Thats what she said.

 

[Guest]

Two Cameras, Hmmm, Why can't I see 3d without glasses.

 

[Guest]

First pic:

Steve: "God dammit Bill! You cut off my finger!"
Bill: "Only two more to go!"

 

[mlopinto2k1]

You are NOT that big Steve!!!

 

[dman3k]

Steve: You think you can get me some fresh liver from one of the kids you're trying to save?

 

[mlopinto2k1]

I am so jealous that I wasn't included in cool phrases this time!!!!