Caption Contest: Gates and Jobs Do Dinner

[Guest]

And this is how you grip the iBoob.

 

[Guest]

first pic:

Steve Jobs: "The iPad is going to be this big."

second pic

Bill Gates: "Your iphone may have an app store, however my zune phone has a cloaking device."

 

[The_Trutherizer]

Steve: I will squeeze you and MS into a ball this big.

Bill: Ggggggghh!

 

[millerm84]

First pic
Gates: Pad like maxi....
Jobs: NO!! Pad like Paper!

Second Pic

Jobs: Who wants Billy's phone number?
Gates: Who wants me to bitch smack Stevie wonder here?

 

[Glorian]

First Pic

Steve: Gee Bill, what do you want to do tonight?

Bill: The same thing we do every night Stevie. Try to take over the WORLD!

 

[Guest]

First pic
Jobs: "... and it was this big!"
Gates: "Really! A 5 dollar foot long! I'll take a billion!"

 

[DGriffin]

second pic:
jobs: so here we have the iPad nano
steve: what happened to the iPod touch?

 

[Guest]

Jobs: Our market share grew by this much last fiscal year!

Gates: So? I can still fit it all on one hand.

 

[beayn]

1st pic:
Jobs: We've got them totally fooled, Bill!
Gates: I KNOW right! They have no idea! Soon we'll take over EVERYTHING!

 

[rockhome6]

1st pic - "Jobs, company - 50 billion $
Gates company 75 billion $
two billionaires fighting to pay the bill??? PRICELESS!!!"


2nd pic - Gates making fun of Jobs saying "First this guy makes devices that could be held in fingertips and then scales it onto holding them on your palm..like he did with iphone and ipad"

 

[f4phantom2500]

First picture:

Steve: I got the bill.
Bill: No, *I* got the bill.
Steve: No, trust me, I got the bill.
Bill: I *am* the bill!
Steve: ...I got the Bill.

Second picture:

Steve: Our prototype for the next iPod has a stunning projector on it. As you can clearly see, this projection of a dartboard looks just like the real Bill Gates!

Third picture:

"Excellent. All this thing needs now is a trash compactor and we can release the Apple iWall-E!"

 

[thejj924]

Bill: You really should see the apps you can get from Jailbreaking your iphone.
Steve: Yeah i Know, to bad i updated the firmware

 

[chesterman86]

steve: we're this close to make the perfect computer
bill: no problem. i'll copy some stuff and sell five times more =D

 

[saran008]

[citation][nom]babybeluga[/nom]Steve: 100110010010010010001110001010001Bill: 1100100000111001101100010111100[/citation]
+1

 

[Guest]

Would you like to choose a dessert Bill?
Or will you just copy what I have?

 

[nachowarrior]

jobs: "we're here to make a dent in the universe, otherwise why even be here"
Gates: "Look, It's our job to find out what they don't know what they need, or do need, and then make sure they know they need it, and we're the only one to give it to them"

 

[drip50291]

2nd pic: Bill:"Steve I really dont see the need to introduce new models of the same device with unlocked and updated features. The iPhone 3Gs is the same as the 3G" Steve:"Bill, All your marketing are belong to us"

 

[kishansam]

Mine is this long. How long is yours?

 

[jeff29414]

pic 2
Gates "Whose damn phone is ringing?"
Jobs "Ooops - my bad."

 

[eberkleer]

The Dinner:

Steve: "Bill, it's seriously this big and I named it the iPad."
Bill: "OMG, when I dared you I didn't think you'd actually do it."

 

[crbriand]

Steve: "I think I'm going to slap you with both my hands Bill..."
Bill: "Go ahead Steve, but I'm going to knock you out after with just one hand..."

 

[grieve]

"What's Steve Jobs Thinking?"

Arbys!

 

[HavoCnMe]

3rd Picture:

"How do i rip a copy of Windows 7?"

 

[azone]

1st pic: Every time you admit to Apple sucking you then have to tell me "well at least I'm this big, how big are you BILL?"

2nd pic: "This is the new Iphone, it will change the world," says Steve. Bill says," Well this is my new invisa-phone, it will change with your imagination."

 

[Guest]

why has this window crash?
oh, of course, its a microsoft window!